Vampires Suck
| release date | August 18 2010 |
| studio | 20th Century Fox |
| director | Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer |
| writer | Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer |
| starring | Ken Jeong |
| trailer 1 | Trailer #1 |
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Here is my opinion.
NO!
that is all.
If anyone sees this movie, I hope it was for free & I don’t even feel sorry for them.
whoever pays for this shit, or actually sees this. Is retarded. I understand BD because it’s your job. But fuck that I wouldn’t see this for nothing. All these dudes films are the same stupid shit.
If somebody gave me a 2000 too see it I would.
heres the deal. i thought o myself, fuck i hate these stupid spoof movies. last good one was date movie and thats not saying much. but i thought, a movie that is completely dissing twilight?! i MUST see it. i went to see scott pilgrim this morning and loved it! so i thought eh… theatre hop. i saw vamps suck anus… i mean vampires suck. it had a few funny parts, but nothing i would pay to see or go see again 4 free. yeah no thanks. i think the best parts were in the trailers except you have to love the ending! ****SPOILER ALERT***** FOR ANY RETARDS STUPID ENOUGH TO CARE….
team jacob girl killing edward screaming “TEAM JACOB BITCH!” the best ending to a spoof movie…
I liked this movie only because I loveee spoof movies and parts of it were funny, especially the Canadian jokes
Alright only 2 out of the 5 on here actually watched the movie(anyone who does that for any movie is just a tard themselves). However this movie came online the same day it was released in theaters so I thought I might as well give it a chance, not really much else good has been released online lately.
This movie was obviously stupid as hell, and not a good quality spoof movie like the first 2 scary movies were. This movie did have a lot of funny parts, but the storyline and just how many cheep jokes they were going for is what made the movie bad. If you really hate the twilight movies and have 1hr16m to piss away than I would suggest giving it a chance.
Never understood all the hate for these movies, sure its been done before and better. But Id rather watch these kinds of comedy then almost any romantic comedy out there, seriously. Better then Twilight. Im not saying its a great movie, but a descent laugh. Not worth the hate its getting.
So, in the few weeks before this film was released, I tried to get as many people as possible NOT to go see it. And many people wondered how I could bash a movie without having watched it. I agreed. So I took the time to find it online, since I will NEVER pay to see a Friedberg/Seltzer “film”, and watched it with a friend. And now, having seen it, I can honestly say, this movie was very, very high on my list of shittiest movies of all time. It literally made me angry. While it wasn’t nearly as bad as Disaster, Epic, or Date movie, it was still f*ing moronic. If anyone thought this movie was anything more than just slightly amusing, they should go get themselves checked out.
Vampires Suck is yet the latest attempt at trying to make a successful and fulfilling spoof movie that will make people laugh and make you want to watch it over and over again , now i disagree with that , i honestly think nobody will remember this movie in about a year , its to dumb to remember for Anyone’s sake , its just plan dumb and stupid. Which is well what you should no that your in for in a spoof related movie about “Twilight”. The actors in this movie were “Exceptional” for lack of a better word , there was some very mild but yet weak chemistry between the two spoof characters “Edward Sullen” (Matt Lanter) and Newcomer “Becca” played very funny by (Jenn Proske) with some help from “Jacob White” (Christopher N. Riggi). In this comedy that takes place in Sporks a comedy rip-off of where the real twilight took place. The Basic setting as you would come to know is the basis of all vampire films in the past couple years setting up spoofs of Twilight and True Blood.
The story sets up as every twilight film does Becca (Proske) is being sent to live with her sheriff father who can’t get a grip that his little girl is growing up. She is being forced to live with him , because her mother went off the live with “Tiger Woods”. Once she gets there she makes Jacob White (Riggi) who is just madly in love with Becca , but she does not know it. She attends school where she meets some new friends , and also has her first encounter with the one they call “Edward Sullen” who is very promiscuous and nobody talks to. He is pale and has a constipated look. O and who has also never made it to first base. He has a liking for Becca because she is the only girl whose mind he can’t read. So he does whatever he can to win over her affection , ok that is pretty much the whole basis , if you have seen Twilight then you would know what the plot it , just with some more funnier jokes , and basic spoof tactics.
The directing duo , who were behind such “GREAT! movies” , Date Movie , Meet the Spartans and Disaster Movie. Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer they just do not know when to quit , they must feel the need every year to make a spoof movie of everything. LIke next year we have been warned that they are taking aim at 3D movies. Which that should be interesting. The movie is shocking because it has achieve some money and people did go and see it. The Acting in the film was another major surprise Jenn Proske (Becca) was an exception as to why the film gets the review that i am giving it. She was perfectly casted as the freenzy , dramatic , suicidal , Becca , she plays every min exactly the way Kristen Stewart did in the real twilight , it was actually quite funny to watch. Matt Lanter was also another exception , you may recognize him from Disaster Movie , but he also did another modest and entertaining attempt at Edward Cullen who is really played by Robert Pattinson.
Overall Vampires Suck , is going to be hated and called dumb and the worst film of this year and Decade , but im not leaning toward that side of the audience. I found the movie funny in “Moderation” at times , this movie is not perfect but yes i do say Rent It, Do not go out and waste money on the film for now. Its not a skip it. But the film in a year or two will be forgotten and mainly for that is , most people do not want to watch or either remember watching this movie , Which i do not blame them. This goes against my better judgement in saying that i am giving the film a mild recommendation. That is only because like i said its better then most recent satire additions to a series of films that are dead , and hopefully , Someday soon the series will be saved by another comedy like “Airplane” or something or another like the Naked Guns. I feel that day coming but for now , you can Rent Vampires Suck when it makes its way DVD.
C+
ReviewdByNate
RatedPG13
RunTime80mins
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I’ve always loved parodies, and hated the Twilight series, and this movie was borderline perfection. I loved all the jokes and gags regarding anything related to Twilight, teenage drama, and other pop-culture. Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer are definitely getting better. This movie blends Twilight and New Moon together and a few references to the other books. Jenn Proske was amazing as Becca Crane. She had Kristen Stewart’s personality and mannerisms down pat. Matt Lanter also pulled a great and hilarious performance as Edward Sullen.
When Becca moves back to Sporks, Washington with her over-protective dad, she is an outcast and slowly begins to fall in love with a vampire named Edward. After Edward dumps her, she becomes torn between him and Jacob White. When Edward thinks Becca is dead, he decides to reveal himself at Prom in front of the Zolturi. Soon, Edward is forced to turn Becca into a vampire. If you love parodies and hate Twilight, I highly recommend VAMPIRES SUCK!!!
I usually despise spoof movies, but since I’m a fan of the Twilight Saga, I gave it a shot. Coming off the success of Stephenie Meyer’s book-to-screen vampire love triangle, it was bound to happen eventually. And it’s actually pretty damn funny. That’s if you don’t take it too seriously. I mean, you have to have a sense of what you’re getting into before you dive in. It’s mindless, and ridiculous, and totally worth the rental.
Better than Twilight but so is self mutilation!This is pretty bad but has some more than usual funny scenes for theses so-called writers from the Scary Movie franchise.I got it from the library for free so it wasn’t any loss except for my free time.I’m sure if I was stoned or drunk I would have laughed more.
“Some sagas just won’t die”
Well I wish it would. This movie really titled itself well, since the adjective displayed properly describes the quality of this film.
I think I laughed, once.
This movie was pretty funny, I really liked the Canadian jokes.