Cannes' Craziest Market Titles - Bloody Disgusting!

Cannes’ Craziest Market Titles

It’s safe to say none of these titles will be winning the Palme d’or at Cannes 2015.  These are the titles that are more deserving the palm to the face.

Bunny The Killer Thing

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When the tag line is “Coming After Your Pussy in 2015” you can safely say Finland is one fucked place.  A giant bunny with a gurgling cry of PUSSY punctuates the snowy teaser trailer as a dripping rabbit cock looks to fill any open hole.

The creature is half man, half rabbit, and it is after anything that resembles female genitals. The creature is Bunny the Killer Thing!

The Monk Who Fucked A Limousine

No words.  I just hope the guy lubed up the tail pipe before going all the way.

Sky Sharks

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Nazi zombies piloting flying sharks with missiles on their fins attacking a passenger flight?  The gore & decent CGI is set to soar with the need of a weather condition to create the carnage.

Deep Dark

A failed sculptor discovers a strange, talking hole in the wall. It has the power to fulfill his wildest dreams…and become his worst nightmare.

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“This Ain’t No Glory Hole” – You’ve got that right.  Would you post your junk through that gap with pointy teeth smiling back?

Disclaimer I work with Raven Banner who have just taken Bunny The Killer Thing & am involved with Sky Sharks which is how I first heard about them.

  • Sick_skwerl

    “Dripping rabbit cock” is arguably the most hilarious thing ever written.

  • Jonny Bunning

    @bloodydisgusting-c5326d38e4c3ee8085a8a8c8c5f2d3ca:disqus
    thanks for saying so! Will add that to my resume 😉

  • So wait Sky Sharks is releasing in 2017?? That’s too far out, this shit better get a theatrical release and have the CGI of Avatar or Avengers. I’m genuinely serious!!