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[TIFF Review] ‘Blair Witch’ Isn’t Up to Snuff

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BLAIR WITCH

It’s shocking that it’s been seventeen years since the original The Blair Witch Project film debuted in theatres and took the world by storm. That film is the granddaddy of found footage films, despite the fact that Paranormal Activity gets most of the credit when it revitalized the genre a full eight years later. Now it’s time for a new Blair Witch (this is actually the second sequel, the first Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 was released in 2000, but few remember it fondly. Check out Bloody Disgusting’s editorial on why the film actually has merit).

What struck me while watching the new film by acclaimed director Adam Wingard (You’re Next, The Guest) is that this new interpretation faces a fairly significant uphill battle. Horror films nowadays are very different from the late 90s. Not only has Paranormal Activity and its countless imitators diluted the potency of found footage films, modern audiences are more savvy and jaded.

Let’s get this out of the way right now: Blair Witch is a competent, albeit underwhelming film. Perhaps if this was your introduction to the franchise, it would work better. As someone with fond (albeit hazy) memories of the original film, the new film feels like a reductive rehash. People running through the woods? Check. Strange sounds and figures in the night? Check? A derelict cottage full of dead ends? Check. Basically everything from the original film has been brought back, upgraded with better quality video (and a drone to boot!), but there’s not a lot that’s new or novel here.

Take the plot: A bland group of generic characters enter the woods in Burkittsville, MA hoping to find Heather Donohue, the heroine of the original film who is revealed to be the sister of new lead James (James Allen McCune). After spending an alarming night in the forest, the group discovers the same stick figures from the original film and decides to make a run for it back to the cars. Disorientation, GPS failure and panic soon follow, leaving the group stranded in the woods and ready to be picked off one by one. It’s no surprise when the survivors stumble across an abandoned cottage in the final act, setting up a familiar climax that may have been intended as a homage, but ultimately comes across as unoriginal.

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The characters are part of the problem. The familial connection puts us firmly in sequel territory, but James fails to establish himself as a compelling protagonist; outside of his desire to locate his sibling, he’s basically just a milquetoast straight white guy. The two characters of colour, Ashley (Corbin Reid) and Peter (Brandon Scott), fare even worse, barely rising above the level of caricature and adhering to the outdated genre tradition of black characters going out early. At least locals Lane (Wes Robinson) and Talia (Valorie Curry) aren’t portrayed as backwater yokels, though their presence is barely felt. In fact the only decent character (and the real lead if screen time and amount of suffering count) is Lisa (Callie Hernandez), James’ strong willed documentary filmmaker friend. Lisa is the sole memorable character and her gauntlet of terror in the basement in the final act is one of the film’s strongest sequences.

All of this may sound as though I detested the film, but that’s not true. The entire third act when the shit hits the fan in the derelict cottage is great, particularly the marriage of set design, handheld camera and shaky lighting. The early parts in the woods feel too rushed, as though Wingard and screenwriter Simon Barrett don’t trust the audience to stick around as they build tension and expand on mythology. There’s nothing particularly frightening about the woods, despite the falling trees and the overpowering soundtrack (which is arguably one of the film’s greatest assets and frequently put to good use).  Even one of the best scenes – a gross-out moment involving Ashley and an infected injury – suffers in comparison to The Ruins, which did it first and did it better.

Ultimately I’m just unsure who the film’s audience is. Fans of the original seeking a nostalgic trip down memory lane will almost certainly be disappointed by the new film’s lack of originality. Younger audiences may be interested in the film’s accelerated pacing, but the implied (as opposed to shown) kills coupled with shaky cam fatigue could prove problematic. Blair Witch isn’t a bad film, but I’m not convinced this is the best use of Adam Wingard’s talent or that the script does enough to justify what is essentially just a remake. In a year when horror films are getting great reviews and hitting box office heights, I’m not convinced Blair Witch is up to snuff.

Joe is a TV addict with a background in Film Studies. He co-created TV/Film Fest blog QueerHorrorMovies and writes for Bloody Disgusting, Anatomy of a Scream, That Shelf, The Spool and Grim Magazine. He enjoys graphic novels, dark beer and plays multiple sports (adequately, never exceptionally). While he loves all horror, if given a choice, Joe always opts for slashers and creature features.

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Meet the Actors Who Brought the ‘Backrooms’ Still Life Monsters to Life [SPOILERS]

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Renate Reinsve in 'Backrooms' - Horror ARGs

Judging from the unprecedented box office success of Kane Parsons’ Backrooms adaptation, you’ve likely already seen the liminal horror hit that managed to make audiences afraid of empty hallways and bad wallpaper. And now that so many of us have already entered the yellow labyrinth (some of us more than once), the time has come to discuss the spoiler-filled details that make the movie so fascinating in the first place.

And if there’s one element here that makes the Backrooms movie stand out from any previous lore/mythology, it has to be the genius addition of the Still Life entities. Warped recreations of real people that somehow wandered into the Complex, these misremembered creatures are responsible for some of the most disturbing imagery of 2026 – as well as laugh-out-loud memes created by one of the film’s very own concept artists.

However, true to Parsons’ word that the movie would rely heavily on practical effects, each of these distorted monsters was brought to life by real actors under heavy layers of makeup and prosthetics (with the occasional splash of CGI enhancements). While Anora and If I Had Legs I’d Kick You actress Ivy Wolk wasn’t among these performers, despite what Letterboxd might have you believe, the creature cast did benefit from veteran players with plenty of genre experience.

For starters, Alien: Romulus alumni Robert Bobroczkyi (who previously brought that film’s horrific Offspring to life during its most memorable sequence) plays the flick’s main antagonist, the Still Life version of Captain Clark. And though there was some obvious CGI involved in making the character’s peg-leg and nightmarish face more believable, Bobroczkyi’s monstrous performance and his natural 7’7″ frame helped to make that final chase sequence a clear highlight among this year’s genre offerings.

The film’s Texas-Chain-Saw-inspired “dinner” scene also features a freaky collection of less-aggressive Still Life creatures in the form of the Bearded Man, the Red-Headed Woman and, strangest of them all, the cheekily named “Archibald Leland Sutter Still Life” (who earned this title among fans and crewmembers as a reference to his apparent affinity for lamps).

While this was the first major horror outing for both Patrick Baynham (The Bearded Man) and Dana Mahmood (Archibald), Rhiannon Roberts has worked as a stunt performer in everything from Yellowjackets to HBO’s The Last of Us adaptation – which is probably why The Red-Headed Woman is the most active out of Clark’s impromptu “family.” That being said, the Archibald Leland Sutter Still Life is my personal favorite of the bunch simply because his anachronistic outfit suggests that the Backrooms phenomenon might be a lot older than the Async Foundation. I also love how hard he tries to be helpful with that little light of his!

That might be it for the Still Life entities, but I think horror fans will also be pleased to hear that the film’s Found Footage prologue stars none other than Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City star Avan Jogia as Naren Warne – and American Mary herself Katharine Isabelle also shows up in a blink-and-you’ll-miss-it cameo at Mary’s house party towards the middle of the story (though I have a feeling that she originally had a bigger part that was likely cut for time).

At the end of the day, Parsons’ Backrooms may have been an auteur-driven project motivated by the young director’s unique take on the classic creepypasta, but film has always been a collective artform, so it’s fun to see just how many talented performers it takes to bring this kind of supernatural nightmare to life in a way that connects with so many people.

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