Do you hear that? That’s the sound of countless Reapers descending from space, coming to destroy all you love. No more Cheetos, no more Mountain Dew: Pitch Black. That last one actually sent shivers down my spine. Even though there are thousands of Reapers on their way, we have Commander Shepard, so all is not lost. It’s been a long time coming, but Mass Effect 3 is just around the corner.
The long awaited conclusion to the Mass Effect trilogy is due out for the PS3, Xbox 360, and PC on March 6 for the fat Americans, 3/8 for the Aussies, 3/9 for the smelly Europeans, and 3/15 for the jolly Japanese, and no, I don’t know what that last one meant. Head past the break for the epic launch trailer.