Now in theaters everywhere is Machete, the feature film version of Robert Rodriguez’s faux trailer that he directed alongside Ethan Maniquis. How did the long-form version turn out? Ironically enough, it made a better short. “‘Machete’ shouldn’t be a movie – the idea itself defies Hollywood logic – but maybe that’s the charm it has to offer. Maybe there’s a cult movie hiding within? Maybe with the right audience, the right drink, and the right friends ‘Machete’ would be more exciting?” Click the title for the full review. Check back this weekend to write your own review and tell all of Bloody Disgusting what YOU thought.