[Are You F*ckin’ Kidding Me]: “The Situation” To Create A New Superhero With Wizard World

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Not much else needs to be said other than, what the f*ck. This is not a joke, it’s a sad, sad reality. Wizard World is teaming up Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino to create a new superhero based on his life and family. Again, I say, are you f*cking kidding me? “The Situation” signed a deal to do some Wizard World cons, and he gets to create a comic book. They say it will be drawn and written by “some of the comic book industry’s leading artists and writers”. I sure hope not. I don’t imagine any self-respecting writer or artist in the field that would touch this project with a ten foot pole. This is deeply disturbing, and probably the biggest joke of the year.

What irks me the most about this is that, above all those thousands of people out there who work so hard and dedicate their time to breaking into an industry that doesn’t accept outsiders, “The Situation” gets his own series without ever having written anything in his life. There is absolutely no chance this will be anything but trite garbage about a guido superhero fist pumping in a club with his guidetts. I loath the possibility of this filth being littered throughout local comic shops. I loath the fact that this is happening.

You may ask yourself, why does he get a series? That’s a good question that I don’t think Wizard has a real answer to. They will bringing him and his family to cons around the world and they somehow believe that comic fans want to see this. Sorely, they are mistaken. No comic reader wants to see this guy in person, pay $40 for his autograph, let alone purchase a comic series based on his life. I would rather read a series by Justin Bieber. Wizard, ya f*ckin’ blew it. Ya blew it hard.

Source: Wizard World
  • killrobot

    the fact that anyone could possibly think this is a good idea completely blows my mind, and i agree with professor farnsworth

    • Lonmonster

      Wizard has been going downhill since they lost their magazine. I don’t know how or why they came up with this crap but it makes me sad.

  • Aaron Emery

    I’m pretty sure Situation needs to get out of my life. I could honestly live without seeing that face ever again.

  • FleshLives

    It’s the evil plan of a sinking society. I’m pretty sure they want to turn this “comic book” into a movie someday… they will call it: “The Situation Man”

    HUMANITY FAILED. FVCK YOU WORLD.

  • djblack1313

    i agree w/ all the posts above!! nothing more for me to say. lol.

  • Nothing333

    Why even give this attention in the first place. It should have been doomed to obscurity.

  • http://www.facebook.com/AdamPaquette88 Adam Paquette

    no, the joke is the fact that people actually watch jersey shore. so sad.

  • John Marrone

    Never thought Id ever have to see that on this site. Damn…

    • Lonmonster

      Haha, sorry man. I was too filled with rage to not write about it.

  • Marty_McFly

    This is heavy.

  • crow454

    Luckily I have never seen the show or this guy before based on what is being said, but why is this news on a horror web site? Gonna start posting about The Bachelor next?

  • TEDDYX

    His “super hero” will have the Helmut of Impenetrable Hair and special attack will be “The Rage of Roid” and he will only save hot chicks that need sun tan lotion re-apply and the beach. His alter ego will be a hot tempered high school student that cant make the wrestle team.. WASTE

  • Evan3

    While I am INCREDIBLY dubious about this, I am a fan of some of Judd Winnick’s work (especially Exiles), so maybe this will reach Winnick’s heights?