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Trick ‘R Treat director Michael Dougherty has released a new short featuring the character Sam. Entitled “Making Friends”, the above clip is being used to promote FEARnet’s all-day ‘Trick r Treat’ Marathon on 10/31.

Get a special look indise as to what happens when “The Walking Dead” take over “The Soup.” Tune in Friday at 10/9c to catch the full event!

From Tauntr comes my all-time favorite image to ever hit the Web. “We here at TAUNTR have recently unearthed an extremely rare photograph of former President Abraham Lincoln taken during his brief, yet memorable stint as a paranormal investigator and eliminator circa 1864,” they joke. Inside you’ll see the 16th President of the Unites States as a Ghostbuster.

Desperately want the score for Insidious? So did I! If you click here you can listen to samples of the works of Joseph Bishara and order the CD, LP (pre-order) or digital copy online now! My ringtone has about 10 more levels of awesome injected into it.

Comic book favorite Steve Niles has a Halloween treat for all of you as he’s giving away a FREE comic for the holiday! Entitled “Pieces for Mom“, Niles warns that it’s extremely graphic.

More random fun comes from HoppyBadBunny wo have mashed up both “Mortal Kombat” and “Mario Bros.” Click the link for a hilarious breakdown of all the images.

Some friends of Bloody Disgusting have conjured up this list of The 50 Scariest TV Shows of All Time, which has me wondering if it should be titled “ALL” 50 of the Scariest TV Shows. Still, a a pretty rad list, especially with Netflix boosting their oldschool TV selection.

Grab your girlfriend and pretend you care, this is going to get you one step closer to third base. The Daily Beast has a list of some of the most popular pet Halloween costumes. And while all 23 are pretty hilarious, nothing beats this photo of a miserable pooch in a Star Wars AT-AT costume. Brutal.

Westlake AMC Hardware is getting into the holiday spirit with a hilarious list of items you can purchase to prepare yourself for the zombie apocalypse: “Westlake knows undeath comes with its own special set of needs. Don’t let decay and rot slow you down. Westlake’s Delay Decay Experts are here to help, with all you need to keep yourself in one piece.” Check out the items after the break.

After about an hour in a corn maze in Danvers, Massachusetts, a couple with their 3-week old baby decided to call 911 for help. Here’s their (unfortunately hilarious) police phone call transcript. Or just read below.
Woman in tears: Hi, I just called. I’m still stuck at Connors Farms. I don’t see anybody. I’m really scared. It’s really dark and we’ve got a 3-week-old.

Police officer: Your husband is with you?

Woman: Yes. But my baby…

Police officer: A police officer is on the way. Can you put your husband on the phone?

Husband: I see lights over there at the place, but we can’t get there, we’re smack right in the middle of the corn field.

Woman: I don’t know what made us do this, it was daytime when we came in, we thought if we came in someone would come in and find us… We can hear [the police officers]… Oh, my goodness. The mosquitoes are eating us alive, and I never took my daughter out, this is the first time. Never again.

Woman: This is embarrassing. By the end of the seven-minute call, a K-9 unit had found the couple.

By the end of the seven-minute call, a K-9 unit had found the couple.