It’s hump day, which means this sucky week is only half over. We want to help you get through it with some random funny, four fun horror-themed goodies we’ve stumbled across over the post few days. Inside you’ll find a “True Blood” parody video that recaps the show in 60-seconds. You’ll also find a Lego reenactment of Jaws, a slew of incredible Stephen King-inspired minimalist posters, and a list from Cracked that features “7 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Outbreak Would Fail (Quickly)”. Don’t miss the big WTF boom for the biggest laugh. Enjoy!TRUE BLOOD IN 60 SECONDS
MINIMALIST STEPHEN KING
Click the poster below for a ton more Stephen King inspired art pieces from Nick Tassone and Rocket Park. You’ll find minimalist visions of Carrie, Pet Sematary, Misery, IT, Christine and many more!
7 SCIENTIFIC REASONS A ZOMBIE OUTBREAK WOULD FAIL (QUICKLY)
“Let’s pretend for a moment that zombies are real (as if half of you weren’t already daydreaming about that very thing). Have you noticed how most zombie movies take place only after the apocalypse is in full-swing? By the time we join our survivors, the military and government are already wiped out, and none of the streets are safe.
There’s a reason the movie starts there, and not earlier. It’s because the early part, where we go from one zombie to millions, doesn’t make any sense. If you let the creeping buzzkill of logic into the zombie party, you realize the zombies would all be re-dead long before you even got a chance to fire up that chainsaw motorcycle you’ve been working on. Why?”
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