[2013 HORROR MOVIE PREVIEW] OPEN ROAD

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Open Road, headed by ex-Lionsgate exec Tom Ortenberg, has come out swinging. The studio is taking the genre by storm having already released The Grey, Silent Hill: Revelation 3D and Silent House.

Next year they’ll ramp things up having acquired not one, but 3 high profile genre films that all of us Bloody readers are jonzing to get our hands on.

We toast Open Road for their valiant entrance into theatrical foray and then pray it continues!

[OPEN ROAD] 2013 HORROR MOVIE PREVIEW

DIMENSION / OPEN ROAD / WARNER BROS. & NEW LINE
LIONSGATE & SUMMIT / PARAMOUNT / UNIVERSAL / SONY / LEFTOVERS & INDIE

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Dates Subject to Change

A Haunted House (January 11)

In an outrageous send up of the Paranormal Activity movies, The Devil Inside and other “found footage” movies, A Haunted House features young couple Malcolm (Marlon Wayans) and Kisha (Essence Atkins) who have just moved in to their dream house. As they settle in, they quickly find they’re not alone. But it’s not the house that’s haunted, it’s Malcolm’s girlfriend who is possessed by a demon. Malcolm hires everyone from a priest to modern day ghostbusters to rid her of this unwelcome intruder, determined not to let the evil spirit ruin his relationship… or, more importantly, his sex life.

The Last Exorcism 2 (March 1)

Continuing where the first film left off, Nell Sweetzer (Ashley Bell) is found alone and terrified in the woods. Back in the relative safety of civilization, Nell realizes that she can’t remember entire portions of the previous months only that she is the last surviving member of her family. Just as Nell begins the difficult process of starting a new life, the evil force that once possessed her is back with other, unimaginably horrific plans that mean herlast exorcism was just the beginning.

Machete Kills (TBD)

Danny Trejo returns as ex-Federale agent Machete, who is recruited by the President of the United States (Charlie Sheen) for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man – he must take down a madman revolutionary and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer (Mel Gibson) who has hatched a plan to spread war and anarchy across the planet.

 
  • Aaron Emery

    I’m ver much looking forward to EXORCISM AFTER LAST, I think I’m one of two people that really liked the first one.

  • xAshleyMariex

    Well this sucks…

  • djblack1313

    MACHETE KILLS is the only one on this list i’m seeing.

  • HorrorManiac666

    Can’t fuckin’ wait for A haunted House and Machete Kills, Gotta love Danny Trejo…..well and Alexa Vega(God damn shes sexy)

  • ThunderDragoon

    I’ll be watching all of them. A Haunted House looks 100% better than Scary Movie 5, The Last Exorcism 2 has to be better than the first, and I love me some awesome, cheesy Machete action!

  • but-sir-the-piranha

    As much as I enjoyed the first Machete, I can’t support this second one casting the biggest piece of shit anti-semite Mel Gibson.

  • Jasonicus

    I have no idea why anyone watches that Wayan garbage. Not a single Scary Movie was funny so how can this be? Stop watching and they’ll stop making them.

    On a side not, Alexa Vega is smoking hot these days.