[BD Caption Contest] ‘Come Out And Play’ For A Makinov Signed Poster!
The First Prize winner this week is Lou (please DM me your US mailing address) you win a Crawl DVD!
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This week’s prize is a DVD of the original Spanish classic El Juego De Niños along with a Come Out And Play poster SIGNED by director Makinov!
Head inside to see the Runner-Ups for last week’s contest and to start this week’s contest!
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Our runner-ups are RIGHONFIRE (top) and BornVillain (bottom)! The first runner-up to DM me their email address also receives a copy of Crawl on DVD (sorry, we only have two)!
Rules:
1. We pick a still from a movie. You head to the comments section and submit your best one-liners, zingers, pathos riddled couplets etc… In this week’s case you have to do is come up with a caption for the pic! It can be from the POV of one of the characters, or a comment on it as a whole!
2. You can enter as many times as you like and submit as many captions as you want, but each caption must be in a separate comment. Otherwise it will be too hard to tell where one caption ends and the other begins. Your entries can be posted anytime after the still is announced – just be sure to check that I haven’t announced that the contest is closed in the comments (you don’t want to submit your winning zinger after we’ve picked the winner). Also any racist, sexist, homophobic or generally hateful jokes will be disqualified. You don’t have to be insanely PC – just use your best judgement. Try and keep it brief! It has to fit on the photo now!
3. We pick the winner and announce them and their winning caption when the next photo in the contest is posted. We will address you by your BD Infected name. You can then DM me your US mailing address (no PO boxes) and I will send you your prize in a timely manner (i.e. you should have it in a couple of weeks). You must be a US resident to receive your prize!
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How many foreign kids did you adopt?
Sorry, I can’t be a father to your 1000 adopted children.
This is what happens when you send them 25 cents of american currency.
Sorry kids we are out of free Ice cream
I told you not to feed them!
I told them Santa wasn’t real …
We are just missionaries…this is not the Popemobile!
I ran out of candy ..
Honey, none of this would have happened if you weren’t so delicious.
Where is Sally Struthers when you need her?
Who invited Little Orphan Angry?
WE DON’T WANT ANY DAMNED CHICLET!
I told you! Even starving kids wouldn’t want those Black n Orange Halloween candies.
Fucking Kids
Why can’t they be lazy like normal kids!
This is not the island for a threesome.
It’s tragic what’s happening with these “latchkey kids” !
How was I supposed to know those PS3s we delivered would all malfunction ?
I tell you I’m NOT Brad and she’s NOT Angelina …
Who pissed in their Cheerios this morning?
oh my GOD … we’re too late. they’ve ALL gone Gundam Style !!
“Have you checked the children ? Have you checked the children ?” YES, we checked the children … and they ain’t f***ing right !!!
this is definitely not Mr. Rogers’ neighborhood !
I shouldn’t have pooped in their drinking water…
That damn travel agent … he said NOTHING about cannibalistic toddlers roaming the beach !
Just throw them the gummy bears … we can buy more, i promise.
The UV Index is how high today ???
Stupid Apple Maps!
Run! The remake is coming!
MY GOD…
WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF THIS MOVIE IMMEDIATELY
Guy: AHHH! I think I just hit a kid!
Girl: You’re fine. I don’t think anyone saw.
oh no they noticed im that guy from that one fringe episode who did that thing
offer them bubblegum they said.
they will go away they said….
wii would like to play!
I left my wallet back there!!!!!
QUICK!! Get us to the nearest Buffalo Wild Wings!!!
I can’t go any faster, ITS A GEO!!!
They all called me dad!
Children of the Island!
Wont you be….My Parents!
I think we took a wrong turn at Albuquerque!
I don’t think we are in Kansas anymore!
I thought you were joking when you said you went into heat.
Well….That didn’t work!
Just give then the goddamn Oreos already!
“them”, not “then”. Ugh.
For the love of god, never call Harry Potter a muggle again!
give a mouse a cookie.. he’ll come back for milk.
the downside of having a tri-tip bumper
Brangelina did it!
it’s a car! it isn’t candy! just because it’s red doesn’t mean it’s candy! fuuuuck!
They’re all hopped up on Mt. Dew!!!
I told the first one that can get in the car, we would adopt.
I told you we need a wall at the border!
I gave one of them a dollar, then they all started swarming me!
Why do those zombies wreak of tequila and weed?
I tried to tell them that we don’t accept Link cards!
Hit the three wheel motion!
What The hell is going on!
Damn I forgot it’s the first of the month!
So what if i didn’t like Slumdog Millionaire?
Ummm…..I think we have a problem.
No you idiot!! When doing a dine and dash you wait 5 minutes and then leave, you don’t jump up scream “so long suckers” and run out.
I wish I never told them they came up 1 “Like” shy on facebook in order to be fed
Why are they chasing us?
I might have promised them candy if they washed the car.
That Jimmy Buffet is full of shit!
“Margaritaville” my ass!
How was I supposed to know having a beard is offensive?!
This might be a bad time but I want to break up
Are you crying? Nope, just sweating from my eyes.
This is your idea of babysitting?….Hey! it tires them out
The little bastard ripped off my eyebrow!
Hakuna Matata! Hakuna Matata! Its not working!
And this is why I hate playing Jumanji
I told you you took too much Viagra!
I’m sorry! I should’ve respected a woman’s right to choose!
No sunlight, no feeding after midnight, no water…ah crap.
Why didn’t you tell me your in heat, you know these teenagers can smell that shit from miles away.
Oh my God, we can’t fit all those kids…
…We’re gonna need a bigger car!
“Warning: Objects in the Mirror appear closer than they are!”
Honey, why didn’t you wash that blood off your shirt?…
…you know these kids can smell blood a mile away.
Naomi Watts’s deleted scene from “The Impossible” of her (and a massive amount of kids) try to escape from the approaching tidal wave.
i meant “trying” not “try”
Let’s get back to room 237 at the Overlook Hotel.
“Hey Meeester!…wait, can I sell you my Seeester?”
Red Dawn…..Mexican style.
Now look what you’ve done…I told you to fill the tank before we got to the beach!
I don’t get it, all I said was Chupacabras weren’t real.
I don’t know…I wonder why they told us this was a great place to build a factory.
Yeah, they said this place stopped having child labor in sweat shops….now they have child paparazzi?!!!
“Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the beach”
Why are you driving in reverse gear?….
…I’m sorry, I panicked.
Oh honey, look the local kids are so friendly….
….they’re all coming to welcome us.
Sweetie, this is a marathon…
….don’t you think we have a bit of an unfair advantage?
Just leave us alone!!!….
NO! We don’t want to buy any damn Ice Cream!
Ok, we’re getting out of here right now!…
….those kids asked me if I am like to drink…and if I had any problems with my kidneys.
Woops, typo..I meant:
Ok, we’re getting out of here right now!…
….those kids asked me if we like to drink…and if we had any problems with our kidneys.
You know that song that goes: “Toniiiiight….we are Young!” ?
…this one goes like this: “Toniiiiight….we are F***ed!”
“This the last time we go to Home Depot looking for someone to do our lawn!”
Look, I’m sorry, I just thought we could make some money off of my Atari…
…I didn’t know kids in this part of the world knew the difference between a PS3 and an Atari 2600.
Just wait ’till this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour!
Hurry! Its the Children of No Corn!!
The kids asked for Ritalin.
I said we were Ritalout.
That’s the last time we volunteer to play the Pigs in the elementary school Angry Birds pageant.
Honey, did you remember to close the hatch after the kids got in?
Cheese it!
They just realized this isn’t Disneyland!
Did you really have to pick a favorite?
Did you seriously sell their entire Pokemon card collection?
Oh God They Think We’re Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie
that is just great, i love it
Wonder Twin powers activate!
You just had to insist on fertility treatments, didn’t you?
Bad news, forgot my hat.
This may be a bad time to tell you that the vasectomy didn’t take.
Next holiday, lets take our chances with a Carnival cruise.
Hey, Octomom…and Kate plus 8….eat your hearts out!
Dammit, can’t you read an f’n map!
“ChildRemlins: The New Batch”
You’d think making all of those iphones would have tuckered them out!
I think the one I’ll miss the most was the poor little one with bad teeth. Oh, wait.
I never should have told them I played Flick in A Christmas Story.
Beep! Beep! Beeep!
It’s not my fault the Home for Delinquent Horny Boys was built right next to the nude beach.
She: “I have the heart of a child.”
Him: “Give it back them!”
CORRECTION: Him: “Give it back to them!”
“The (Modern) Pied Piper of Mexico”
I was like baby, baby, baby, ooohhhh
Now is not the time to be singing Bohemian Rhapsody
Is this a bad time to ask for some road head?
Damn, If this was America these kids would be too fat and lazy to chase us down.
Honey why would you wear a Justin Bieber t-shirt to a One direction concert.
… I told them we crap in clean water, where we come from.
Get your kids, get your shit… We’ll take you to where the food is! We have deserts in America, we just don’t live in them ass hole!
If we survive, I will start courtesy flushing
I can’t stand the screams..”Yo Quiero Taco Bell Yo Quiero Taco Bell!”…just drive faster.
I don’t think the passengers of the Carnival cruise ship are chasing us I think they are looking for a bathroom.
Hey Meeester, your forgot your car keys!
“One by One…We Will Get You!”….
…..”Join Us!” (obvious reference but it works
)
“Teenage Hungry Hispanic Kids” ….Hunger Power!
“Punch buggy?!..really!
The true terror struck when Bob and Janet made a wrong turn right into “The Running of the Bulls”.
Honey, I know we are being chased by homicidal children..
..but I really have to pee.
How the hell should I know who he is..
..his name is Makinov and he wear a mask.
maybe I should stop and ask the crazy kids.
Jesus! They’re like little Danny Trejos.
She who smelt it dealt it!
He who denied it supplied it!
Please, please tell me we brought extra pants
What are you doing with that other hand!?!
I told you not to drink that damn water!!
Looks like them Duke boys is in a heap a trouble
If you wanna die, keep driving from the passenger seat!!
Stop and ask for directions, she says…
CROM!!!
To infinity… and Beyond!!!
I told you not to touch that karaoke machine!
La migra, la migra! Andale andale, ariba ariba, epa epa epa!
For this chase scene, we’ve replaced 36 police cars with a seemingly limitless supply of illegals… let’s see if they can tell the difference
Gillette! The best a man can get
I sure hope that’s Jell-O chocolate pudding in my pants…
I told you to watch out for that van, it was somebody’s home!
How do you lose an arm wrestling match with a 5 year old anyway!?!
…please tell me that’s blood under your armpit..?
EXCUSE US, SIR, DO YOU HAVE TIME TO HEAR THE WORD OF JESUS!?! SIR!?!
‘My money’s on the fat one!’ ‘It’s your money, throw it away if you want!’
No more DORA THE EXPLORER shows for them…
The Fast and the Plantanos: Mexico Drift
‘Could you maybe STOP FARTING FOR TWO SECONDS!?!’ ‘NO!’
‘It’s a race, and I’m winning!’ ‘Well I guess that makes you a racist!’
Oh, oh no, what did I JUST STICK MY HAND IN!!!!!!
Why are your TITS SO MIS-SHAPEN AAAAAA
‘Wait, lady, come back, you left one of your implants!’
We have to get to the opening night of The Evil Dead before all these kids do…
..or they won’t be any seats left.
“Children of the Beach…They make such a beautifully angry crowd!” [Obvious reference to Bella Legusi's famous Dracula line
]
Oh yea, totally obvious :::eye roll:::
Oh, so you got it? You smart cookie, you! LOL
WWBLDD=What would Bo and Luke Duke do
EARTH! WIND! FIRE! WATER! HEART! With your powers combined… I am… getting the Hell outta here before someone sues
…the Hell’s that sposedta mean, “All I have to do is outrun you”?
Hold on, I’ll show ya
‘VROOOM!’ ‘I told you, you don’t have to make that sound every time we get in a car!’
“Welcome to Poor Hispanic Kids Safari”…
…”Keep hands in the car, Do not feed the kids”
I don’t care who’s chasing us…
..both hands on the wheel 10 and 2!..10 and friggin’ 2!
I spy with me little eye..
..something that will probably kill us.
I wish we had some of those mushrooms from Mario Kart.
Tsunami or not…
…They ain’t gettin’ in
THIS IS NOT THE TIME IRRITABLE BOWEL SYNDROME!!!
Go to Peru they said…
…It’ll be fun they said
Next time one of us has got to know spanish
The PC police called.
No Easter bunny this year ..
Honey, I know this looks bad but look on the bright side…
..at least @grayghost didn’t bitch once about the caption contest.
OK, OK!! We put too many TINY children in the back of our jeep! I told you so isn’t HELPING!!
I told you not to eat their fucking tacos!!!
I thought those spanish kids meant “Welcome”…
…but “Sesos” means “Brains”…so “Adios!”
“World War Z: The Early Years”
Damn how many kids you have?
Last time we try to be Brangelina!
I told you we shouldn’t have adopted all those fucking kids!
‘You didn’t really hide all the easter eggs in the jeep…’
‘HaHA Yes!’
‘I TOLD you a Flintstones-mobile was a stupid idea!’
‘Shut up and work those feet, woman!’
Pixie Sticks: Don’t let them know you have them.
Bloody Disgusting Readers are easy to please but much easier to upset.
How was I supposed to know that wasn’t a bathroom?!
I’m not a praying man but if you’re up there, Save me Superman!
You’d think they be happy to give us lambada lessons.
Go Deigo, Go!
Who wants to be an extra in the Scarface remake?
Quick throw them a soccer ball.
Excellent!
Honey, I’m so sorry I got us into this mess..
..I’m sorry to honey I just passed gas.
Look they’re not chasing us..
Mia from Evil Dead is chasing them.
99 bottle of beer on the wall 99 bottles of beer..
…If one of those bottles happen to fall …
…throw it at those crazy kids!
I swear! If this GPS says “recalculating” one more time!!
Why are they chasing us? Because my winning caption wasn’t funny.
hmph
Why are you backing up?!…I just love to run over kids
I told them we weren’t going to adopt them and this is the face they made.
They said I was old! I know Honey, kids can be so cruel.
I don’t remember having that many kids! Hey it was the 80′s
I tried to tell them”Harlem shake” they heard “Human milkshake”
Apocalyptic Driving school:
We teach you how to drive when the sh*t hits the fan.
‘I told you! My milkshakes bring all the boys to the car.’
‘I’m backing up, and you’re getting out.’
‘Damn Koreans!’
‘Drive faster, they’re about to throw the nuke!’
“I’m sorry! I had to kill ‘One Direction’! They were infected….I think.”
I told them whoever catches us first can see your boobies.
Are you sure this car is safe?
It’s better than safe. It’s death proof.
I forgot to tell you. There all mine !
I warned you about getting into a Twitter-war with Justin Beiber!
think we got enough for the new sweat shop yet?
Dammit, this happens every time I go to McDonalds!
Whaddaya mean Mexico’s closed for the day?
Drive faster they want ICE CREAM
DID YOU HAVE TO SAY WE WERE GOING TO DISNEY LAND???
Get ready to run, we just ran outta gas!
Quick, before Walt Disney kidnaps all these kids.
Early to bed, early to rise. Drive through the drive thru and get me some fries!
‘That hooker fell out of the trunk.’
‘What, no way!’
o crap… i forgot which was ours