[BD Caption Contest] 'Come Out And Play' For A Makinov Signed Poster! - Bloody Disgusting!

[BD Caption Contest] ‘Come Out And Play’ For A Makinov Signed Poster!

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The First Prize winner this week is Lou (please DM me your US mailing address) you win a Crawl DVD!

This week’s prize is a DVD of the original Spanish classic El Juego De Niños along with a Come Out And Play poster SIGNED by director Makinov!

Head inside to see the Runner-Ups for last week’s contest and to start this week’s contest!

Our runner-ups are RIGHONFIRE (top) and BornVillain (bottom)! The first runner-up to DM me their email address also receives a copy of Crawl on DVD (sorry, we only have two)!

Rules:

1. We pick a still from a movie. You head to the comments section and submit your best one-liners, zingers, pathos riddled couplets etc… In this week’s case you have to do is come up with a caption for the pic! It can be from the POV of one of the characters, or a comment on it as a whole!

2. You can enter as many times as you like and submit as many captions as you want, but each caption must be in a separate comment. Otherwise it will be too hard to tell where one caption ends and the other begins. Your entries can be posted anytime after the still is announced – just be sure to check that I haven’t announced that the contest is closed in the comments (you don’t want to submit your winning zinger after we’ve picked the winner). Also any racist, sexist, homophobic or generally hateful jokes will be disqualified. You don’t have to be insanely PC – just use your best judgement. Try and keep it brief! It has to fit on the photo now!

3. We pick the winner and announce them and their winning caption when the next photo in the contest is posted. We will address you by your BD Infected name. You can then DM me your US mailing address (no PO boxes) and I will send you your prize in a timely manner (i.e. you should have it in a couple of weeks). You must be a US resident to receive your prize!

  • Samhain2010

    How many foreign kids did you adopt?

  • Samhain2010

    Sorry, I can’t be a father to your 1000 adopted children.

  • Skull-And-Crossbones

    This is what happens when you send them 25 cents of american currency.

  • Doubleshot

    Sorry kids we are out of free Ice cream

  • Beanis

    I told you not to feed them!

  • TEDDYX

    I told them Santa wasn’t real …

  • Beanis

    We are just missionaries…this is not the Popemobile!

  • TEDDYX

    I ran out of candy ..

  • Beanis

    Honey, none of this would have happened if you weren’t so delicious.

  • Beanis

    Where is Sally Struthers when you need her?

  • Beanis

    Who invited Little Orphan Angry?

  • xxxwolf666

    WE DON’T WANT ANY DAMNED CHICLET!

  • Doubleshot

    I told you! Even starving kids wouldn’t want those Black n Orange Halloween candies.

  • chromeskull666

    Fucking Kids

  • Palkotaz

    Why can’t they be lazy like normal kids!

  • chromeskull666

    This is not the island for a threesome.

  • eraserhead11

    It’s tragic what’s happening with these “latchkey kids” !

  • eraserhead11

    How was I supposed to know those PS3s we delivered would all malfunction ?

  • eraserhead11

    I tell you I’m NOT Brad and she’s NOT Angelina …

  • Beanis

    Who pissed in their Cheerios this morning?

  • eraserhead11

    oh my GOD … we’re too late. they’ve ALL gone Gundam Style !!

  • eraserhead11

    “Have you checked the children ? Have you checked the children ?” YES, we checked the children … and they ain’t f***ing right !!!

  • eraserhead11

    this is definitely not Mr. Rogers’ neighborhood !

  • KyleDluvsKeisha

    I shouldn’t have pooped in their drinking water…

  • eraserhead11

    That damn travel agent … he said NOTHING about cannibalistic toddlers roaming the beach !

  • eraserhead11

    Just throw them the gummy bears … we can buy more, i promise.

  • eraserhead11

    The UV Index is how high today ???

  • J-MAN28

    Stupid Apple Maps!

  • Googopqp

    Run! The remake is coming!

  • DeadInHell

    MY GOD…

    WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF THIS MOVIE IMMEDIATELY

  • moviephantom

    Guy: AHHH! I think I just hit a kid!

    Girl: You’re fine. I don’t think anyone saw.

  • jarmiez

    oh no they noticed im that guy from that one fringe episode who did that thing

  • offer them bubblegum they said.
    they will go away they said….

  • wii would like to play!

  • I left my wallet back there!!!!!

  • Nexus6

    QUICK!! Get us to the nearest Buffalo Wild Wings!!!

  • Nexus6

    I can’t go any faster, ITS A GEO!!!

  • Highpursuits

    They all called me dad!

  • Highpursuits

    Children of the Island!

  • Highpursuits

    Wont you be….My Parents!

  • Highpursuits

    I think we took a wrong turn at Albuquerque!

  • Highpursuits

    I don’t think we are in Kansas anymore!

  • BornVillian

    I thought you were joking when you said you went into heat.

  • Highpursuits

    Well….That didn’t work!

  • Beanis

    Just give then the goddamn Oreos already!

    • Beanis

      “them”, not “then”. Ugh.

  • Highpursuits

    For the love of god, never call Harry Potter a muggle again!

  • turtlenipple

    give a mouse a cookie.. he’ll come back for milk.

  • turtlenipple

    the downside of having a tri-tip bumper

  • turtlenipple

    Brangelina did it!

  • turtlenipple

    it’s a car! it isn’t candy! just because it’s red doesn’t mean it’s candy! fuuuuck!

  • Highpursuits

    They’re all hopped up on Mt. Dew!!!

  • Highpursuits

    I told the first one that can get in the car, we would adopt.

  • Joey_Redballs

    I told you we need a wall at the border!

  • Joey_Redballs

    I gave one of them a dollar, then they all started swarming me!

  • Joey_Redballs

    Why do those zombies wreak of tequila and weed?

  • Joey_Redballs

    I tried to tell them that we don’t accept Link cards!

  • Joey_Redballs

    Hit the three wheel motion!

  • truchainsaw28

    What The hell is going on!

    Damn I forgot it’s the first of the month!

  • Skull-And-Crossbones

    So what if i didn’t like Slumdog Millionaire?

  • Highpursuits

    Ummm…..I think we have a problem.

  • MadJester

    No you idiot!! When doing a dine and dash you wait 5 minutes and then leave, you don’t jump up scream “so long suckers” and run out.

  • Skull-And-Crossbones

    I wish I never told them they came up 1 “Like” shy on facebook in order to be fed

  • dtechie

    Why are they chasing us?
    I might have promised them candy if they washed the car.

  • Horror_God

    That Jimmy Buffet is full of shit!

  • Horror_God

    “Margaritaville” my ass!

  • BornVillian

    How was I supposed to know having a beard is offensive?!

  • BornVillian

    This might be a bad time but I want to break up

  • BornVillian

    Are you crying? Nope, just sweating from my eyes.

  • BornVillian

    This is your idea of babysitting?….Hey! it tires them out

  • BornVillian

    The little bastard ripped off my eyebrow!

  • BornVillian

    Hakuna Matata! Hakuna Matata! Its not working!

  • BornVillian

    And this is why I hate playing Jumanji

  • I told you you took too much Viagra!

  • I’m sorry! I should’ve respected a woman’s right to choose!

  • No sunlight, no feeding after midnight, no water…ah crap.

  • Lion7718

    Why didn’t you tell me your in heat, you know these teenagers can smell that shit from miles away.

  • Scorpionsy

    Oh my God, we can’t fit all those kids…

    …We’re gonna need a bigger car!

  • Scorpionsy

    “Warning: Objects in the Mirror appear closer than they are!”

  • Scorpionsy

    Honey, why didn’t you wash that blood off your shirt?…

    …you know these kids can smell blood a mile away.

  • Scorpionsy

    Naomi Watts’s deleted scene from “The Impossible” of her (and a massive amount of kids) try to escape from the approaching tidal wave.

    • Scorpionsy

      i meant “trying” not “try” 🙂

  • ThaRealSkratte

    Let’s get back to room 237 at the Overlook Hotel.

  • Scorpionsy

    “Hey Meeester!…wait, can I sell you my Seeester?”

  • ThaRealSkratte

    Red Dawn…..Mexican style.

  • Scorpionsy

    Now look what you’ve done…I told you to fill the tank before we got to the beach!

  • ThaRealSkratte

    I don’t get it, all I said was Chupacabras weren’t real.

  • Scorpionsy

    I don’t know…I wonder why they told us this was a great place to build a factory.

  • Scorpionsy

    Yeah, they said this place stopped having child labor in sweat shops….now they have child paparazzi?!!!

  • Scorpionsy

    “Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the beach”

  • Scorpionsy

    Why are you driving in reverse gear?….

    …I’m sorry, I panicked.

  • Scorpionsy

    Oh honey, look the local kids are so friendly….

    ….they’re all coming to welcome us.

  • Scorpionsy

    Sweetie, this is a marathon…

    ….don’t you think we have a bit of an unfair advantage?

  • Scorpionsy

    Just leave us alone!!!….

    NO! We don’t want to buy any damn Ice Cream!

  • Scorpionsy

    Ok, we’re getting out of here right now!…

    ….those kids asked me if I am like to drink…and if I had any problems with my kidneys.

    • Scorpionsy

      Woops, typo..I meant:

      Ok, we’re getting out of here right now!…

      ….those kids asked me if we like to drink…and if we had any problems with our kidneys.

  • Scorpionsy

    You know that song that goes: “Toniiiiight….we are Young!” ?

    …this one goes like this: “Toniiiiight….we are F***ed!”

  • joesey

    “This the last time we go to Home Depot looking for someone to do our lawn!”

  • Scorpionsy

    Look, I’m sorry, I just thought we could make some money off of my Atari…

    …I didn’t know kids in this part of the world knew the difference between a PS3 and an Atari 2600.

  • jesuseatspaste

    Just wait ’till this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour!

  • Lou

    Hurry! Its the Children of No Corn!!

  • mr_macabro

    The kids asked for Ritalin.

    I said we were Ritalout.

  • mr_macabro

    That’s the last time we volunteer to play the Pigs in the elementary school Angry Birds pageant.

  • mr_macabro

    Honey, did you remember to close the hatch after the kids got in?

  • mr_macabro

    Cheese it!

    They just realized this isn’t Disneyland!

  • mr_macabro

    Did you really have to pick a favorite?

  • mr_macabro

    Did you seriously sell their entire Pokemon card collection?

  • tk1990

    Oh God They Think We’re Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie

    • Douglas Cameron

      that is just great, i love it

  • Lion7718

    Wonder Twin powers activate!

  • Smiff

    You just had to insist on fertility treatments, didn’t you?

  • Smiff

    Bad news, forgot my hat.

  • Smiff

    This may be a bad time to tell you that the vasectomy didn’t take.

  • Lou

    Next holiday, lets take our chances with a Carnival cruise.

  • Scorpionsy

    Hey, Octomom…and Kate plus 8….eat your hearts out!

  • Lion7718

    Dammit, can’t you read an f’n map!

  • Scorpionsy

    “ChildRemlins: The New Batch”

  • JardoHorror

    You’d think making all of those iphones would have tuckered them out!

  • JardoHorror

    I think the one I’ll miss the most was the poor little one with bad teeth. Oh, wait.

  • JardoHorror

    I never should have told them I played Flick in A Christmas Story.

  • tylercox

    Beep! Beep! Beeep!

  • JardoHorror

    It’s not my fault the Home for Delinquent Horny Boys was built right next to the nude beach.

  • Beanis

    She: “I have the heart of a child.”

    Him: “Give it back them!”

    • Beanis

      CORRECTION: Him: “Give it back to them!”

  • Scorpionsy

    “The (Modern) Pied Piper of Mexico”

  • BornVillian

    I was like baby, baby, baby, ooohhhh

  • BornVillian

    Now is not the time to be singing Bohemian Rhapsody

  • grayghost

    Is this a bad time to ask for some road head?

  • grayghost

    Damn, If this was America these kids would be too fat and lazy to chase us down.

  • grayghost

    Honey why would you wear a Justin Bieber t-shirt to a One direction concert.

  • Horror_God

    … I told them we crap in clean water, where we come from.

  • grayghost

    Get your kids, get your shit… We’ll take you to where the food is! We have deserts in America, we just don’t live in them ass hole!

  • Its-a-dry-heat

    If we survive, I will start courtesy flushing

  • grayghost

    I can’t stand the screams..”Yo Quiero Taco Bell Yo Quiero Taco Bell!”…just drive faster.

  • grayghost

    I don’t think the passengers of the Carnival cruise ship are chasing us I think they are looking for a bathroom.

  • Scorpionsy

    Hey Meeester, your forgot your car keys!

  • Scorpionsy

    “One by One…We Will Get You!”….

    …..”Join Us!” (obvious reference but it works 🙂 )

  • Scorpionsy

    “Teenage Hungry Hispanic Kids” ….Hunger Power!

  • grayghost

    “Punch buggy?!..really!

  • grayghost

    The true terror struck when Bob and Janet made a wrong turn right into “The Running of the Bulls”.

  • grayghost

    Honey, I know we are being chased by homicidal children..
    ..but I really have to pee.

  • grayghost

    How the hell should I know who he is..
    ..his name is Makinov and he wear a mask.
    maybe I should stop and ask the crazy kids.

  • Horror_God

    Jesus! They’re like little Danny Trejos.

  • twoheaded

    She who smelt it dealt it!

  • twoheaded

    He who denied it supplied it!

  • twoheaded

    Please, please tell me we brought extra pants

  • twoheaded

    What are you doing with that other hand!?!

  • twoheaded

    I told you not to drink that damn water!!

  • twoheaded

    Looks like them Duke boys is in a heap a trouble

  • twoheaded

    If you wanna die, keep driving from the passenger seat!!

  • twoheaded

    Stop and ask for directions, she says…

  • twoheaded

    CROM!!!

  • twoheaded

    To infinity… and Beyond!!!

  • twoheaded

    I told you not to touch that karaoke machine!

  • twoheaded

    La migra, la migra! Andale andale, ariba ariba, epa epa epa!

  • twoheaded

    For this chase scene, we’ve replaced 36 police cars with a seemingly limitless supply of illegals… let’s see if they can tell the difference

  • twoheaded

    Gillette! The best a man can get

  • twoheaded

    I sure hope that’s Jell-O chocolate pudding in my pants…

  • twoheaded

    I told you to watch out for that van, it was somebody’s home!

  • twoheaded

    How do you lose an arm wrestling match with a 5 year old anyway!?!

  • twoheaded

    …please tell me that’s blood under your armpit..?

  • twoheaded

    EXCUSE US, SIR, DO YOU HAVE TIME TO HEAR THE WORD OF JESUS!?! SIR!?!

  • twoheaded

    ‘My money’s on the fat one!’ ‘It’s your money, throw it away if you want!’

  • RAROIMAGES

    No more DORA THE EXPLORER shows for them…

  • grayghost

    The Fast and the Plantanos: Mexico Drift

  • twoheaded

    ‘Could you maybe STOP FARTING FOR TWO SECONDS!?!’ ‘NO!’

  • twoheaded

    ‘It’s a race, and I’m winning!’ ‘Well I guess that makes you a racist!’

  • twoheaded

    Oh, oh no, what did I JUST STICK MY HAND IN!!!!!!

  • twoheaded

    Why are your TITS SO MIS-SHAPEN AAAAAA

  • twoheaded

    ‘Wait, lady, come back, you left one of your implants!’

  • grayghost

    We have to get to the opening night of The Evil Dead before all these kids do…
    ..or they won’t be any seats left.

  • Scorpionsy

    “Children of the Beach…They make such a beautifully angry crowd!” [Obvious reference to Bella Legusi’s famous Dracula line :)]

    • grayghost

      Oh yea, totally obvious :::eye roll:::

      • Scorpionsy

        Oh, so you got it? You smart cookie, you! LOL 😉

  • grayghost

    WWBLDD=What would Bo and Luke Duke do

  • twoheaded

    EARTH! WIND! FIRE! WATER! HEART! With your powers combined… I am… getting the Hell outta here before someone sues

  • twoheaded

    …the Hell’s that sposedta mean, “All I have to do is outrun you”?

    Hold on, I’ll show ya

  • twoheaded

    ‘VROOOM!’ ‘I told you, you don’t have to make that sound every time we get in a car!’

  • Scorpionsy

    “Welcome to Poor Hispanic Kids Safari”…

    …”Keep hands in the car, Do not feed the kids”

  • grayghost

    I don’t care who’s chasing us…
    ..both hands on the wheel 10 and 2!..10 and friggin’ 2!

  • grayghost

    I spy with me little eye..
    ..something that will probably kill us.

  • grayghost

    I wish we had some of those mushrooms from Mario Kart.

  • SwayzeVicious

    Tsunami or not…

    …They ain’t gettin’ in

  • SwayzeVicious

    THIS IS NOT THE TIME IRRITABLE BOWEL SYNDROME!!!

  • SwayzeVicious

    Go to Peru they said…

    …It’ll be fun they said

  • SwayzeVicious

    Next time one of us has got to know spanish

  • TEDDYX

    The PC police called.
    No Easter bunny this year ..

  • grayghost

    Honey, I know this looks bad but look on the bright side…
    ..at least @grayghost didn’t bitch once about the caption contest.

  • pie

    OK, OK!! We put too many TINY children in the back of our jeep! I told you so isn’t HELPING!!

  • Tkhoeum

    I told you not to eat their fucking tacos!!!

  • Scorpionsy

    I thought those spanish kids meant “Welcome”…

    …but “Sesos” means “Brains”…so “Adios!”

  • Scorpionsy

    “World War Z: The Early Years”

  • truchainsaw28

    Damn how many kids you have?

  • truchainsaw28

    Last time we try to be Brangelina!

    I told you we shouldn’t have adopted all those fucking kids!

  • twoheaded

    ‘You didn’t really hide all the easter eggs in the jeep…’
    ‘HaHA Yes!’

  • twoheaded

    ‘I TOLD you a Flintstones-mobile was a stupid idea!’
    ‘Shut up and work those feet, woman!’

  • TedDastickJr

    Pixie Sticks: Don’t let them know you have them.

  • BornVillian

    Bloody Disgusting Readers are easy to please but much easier to upset.

  • BornVillian

    How was I supposed to know that wasn’t a bathroom?!

  • BornVillian

    I’m not a praying man but if you’re up there, Save me Superman!

  • JardoHorror

    You’d think they be happy to give us lambada lessons.

  • JardoHorror

    Go Deigo, Go!

  • JardoHorror

    Who wants to be an extra in the Scarface remake?

  • JardoHorror

    Quick throw them a soccer ball.

    • Lou

      Excellent!

  • grayghost

    Honey, I’m so sorry I got us into this mess..
    ..I’m sorry to honey I just passed gas.

  • grayghost

    Look they’re not chasing us..
    Mia from Evil Dead is chasing them.

  • grayghost

    99 bottle of beer on the wall 99 bottles of beer..
    …If one of those bottles happen to fall …
    …throw it at those crazy kids!

  • grayghost

    I swear! If this GPS says “recalculating” one more time!!

  • BornVillian

    Why are they chasing us? Because my winning caption wasn’t funny.

    • grayghost

      hmph

  • BornVillian

    Why are you backing up?!…I just love to run over kids

  • BornVillian

    I told them we weren’t going to adopt them and this is the face they made.

  • BornVillian

    They said I was old! I know Honey, kids can be so cruel.

  • BornVillian

    I don’t remember having that many kids! Hey it was the 80’s

  • joeshmo447

    I tried to tell them”Harlem shake” they heard “Human milkshake”

  • grayghost

    Apocalyptic Driving school:
    We teach you how to drive when the sh*t hits the fan.

  • twoheaded

    ‘I told you! My milkshakes bring all the boys to the car.’
    ‘I’m backing up, and you’re getting out.’

  • twoheaded

    ‘Damn Koreans!’
    ‘Drive faster, they’re about to throw the nuke!’

  • silenthillboy

    “I’m sorry! I had to kill ‘One Direction’! They were infected….I think.”

  • grayghost

    I told them whoever catches us first can see your boobies.

  • grayghost

    Are you sure this car is safe?
    It’s better than safe. It’s death proof.

  • TEDDYX

    I forgot to tell you. There all mine !

  • Don-Corleone

    I warned you about getting into a Twitter-war with Justin Beiber!

  • SlaughterDemon

    think we got enough for the new sweat shop yet?

  • twoheaded

    Dammit, this happens every time I go to McDonalds!

  • twoheaded

    Whaddaya mean Mexico’s closed for the day?

  • Douglas Cameron

    Drive faster they want ICE CREAM

  • Douglas Cameron

    DID YOU HAVE TO SAY WE WERE GOING TO DISNEY LAND???

  • I.Zombie

    Get ready to run, we just ran outta gas!

  • I.Zombie

    Quick, before Walt Disney kidnaps all these kids.

  • twoheaded

    Early to bed, early to rise. Drive through the drive thru and get me some fries!

  • twoheaded

    ‘That hooker fell out of the trunk.’
    ‘What, no way!’

  • SlaughterDemon

    o crap… i forgot which was ours