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‘Handjob Cabin’ Trailer Will Rub You The Right Way

She won’t use lotion! She wants us to suffer!

Holy. Fucking. Shit. This faux trailer for the supernatural horror film Handjob Cabin is goddamn hilarious! Obviously, it has to be stated from the beginning that this isn’t a real movie nor is it going to be. But that doesn’t stop it from being amazing.

The crew over at Nice Piece have whipped up this trailer about a ghost whose method of attack is, well…a rough handjob. No, I’m not kidding. Written, edited, and directed by Bennet Silverman, the trailer stars Owen Benjamin, Jenna Willis, and Nicole Shipley.

I have to say, keeping it as a trailer is a brilliant move. If this were to become a real movie, the gag would get old before the movie was even halfway finished. Rather, by making it a 3 minute trailer, you can put one joke after another and keep the humor fresh.

Watch it below and comment your favorite quote from the trailer!


26 Comments
  • Blade

    Lmaoooo! Nailed it

    • Alexandre Bello Machado

      Nope. No nailing involved, this time around.

  • Rockatansky

    Give the creators of this a big hand!

  • Tell me this is a joke. Ashton Kutcher where are you, you nut.

  • J-SiN

    This is fucking hilarious. Love the accolades at the beginning too.

  • khail19

    Got to hand it to them!

  • Gadriel

    Wow, that was embarrassing – my old Spanish maid came in while I was watching that, and I thought she was going to have a stroke……

    • Adam Clifton

      And as it turned out you were the one going to have the stroke

      • Gadriel

        Yup, I really need to practice my golf.

  • art123guy

    Shoulda ended with “Cumming Soon”.

  • James Allard

    “This is terrible. I can do it better myself.”

  • Dan Dude

    Unbelievable. She has a friction addiction.

  • brewers_rule

    And the ghost from Scary Movie 2’s at it again, I see.

  • Tyler Durden

    That was awesome. Totally agree that it’s best as a trailer! Brilliant!!!

  • DennG

    fuckin awesome 😀

  • Halloween_Vic

    LMAOO!!!!! The part of the guy with the skully spitting on it!! DEADD!!!

  • Seal Clubber

    Super Sweet lol

  • James P

    Still looks like a better horror movie than the vast majority of what’s out there now.

  • Sorcha Crymson

    still better than twilight

  • Mr. Screamer

    OMG this actually got me hyped, even though it’s not a real movie. xD This would be SO much better than Scary Movie 5.

  • Brian Webster

    “This is terrible! I CAN DO A BETTER JOB MYSELF!”

    • tubesurfer

      I love people like you with messages like that. Okay mate, we’ll just have to believe that you can.

      • Brian Webster

        I was actually just quoting the trailer, but if you believe I can do better than surely I can!

        • tubesurfer

          Well don’t I have pie on my face.

          • cinematic_apocalypse

            it’s all good. considering the subject matter better than something else 😉

  • Mitt Bama

    It’s gripping suspense from start to finish..

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