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[BD Review] ‘Sx_Tape’ Is Just Another Found-Footage Stinker

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There’s a moment in Candyman director Bernard Rose’s new film Sx_Tape where I thought, “Oh shit, this is going in a direction I didn’t expect!” Within minutes this hope was crushed as the film descended down the same well-worn corridors the found footage genre’s lesser films have been lagging within for years. The genre is still capable of creating good films on occasion (the recent The Den comes to mind), but the lousy ones like this simply lazily borrow from the successful ones. That one interesting inkling of creativity that Sx_Tape teases at makes the rest of the film’s rotten nature all the more frustrating.

Sx_Tape (christ, what an annoying title) follows Adam (Ian Duncan), the petulant, camera-obsessed boyfriend of Jill (Caitlyn Folley), a saucy tart who sees herself as something of an artist. This means that she spends her days shopping in L.A. and screwing Adam. These two assets to society are tramping around one day when they decide to shoot a sex tape inside an abandoned hospital. As a joke, Adam restrains Jill to a bed and pretends to leave. When he bounces, some malevolent spirit in a nightgown (of course) enters Jill.

Okay, this is where I got excited a new direction was afoot. Jill and Adam actually leave the hospital. Her nose is bleeding and she’s obviously pissed about the bed thing. From here I thought Sx_Tape would shift gears and focus on their relationship falling apart as the spirit that’s lurking in Jill slowly takes over (ala Zulawski’s Possession, but cheaper andwith B-actors). There’s a great tension and uncertainty when they first exit the hospital. It suggests that Sx_Tape isn’t going to rely on the standard loud sound jump scares the genre typically uses as a crutch.

Sadly, it does. Jill calls up two of her friends to join them and they head back into the hospital. The four get  split up, people die, loud noises are heard, ghosts wear old-timey nightgowns, the usual. This second half of the film is painfully tedious and contains nothing we haven’t seen before in stuff like Grave Encounters and even Paranormal Activity.

Despite its heavy borrowing, Sx_Tape is way less frightening than its predecessors and fails to make butts jump out of seats. It starts off with some promise and even hints at originality in its look at how Jill’s possession destroys their relationship, but ultimately this is another found footage movie to skip.

Patrick writes stuff about stuff for Bloody and Collider. His fiction has appeared in ThugLit, Shotgun Honey, Flash Fiction Magazine, and your mother's will. He'll have a ginger ale, thanks.

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’28 Years Later’ Releasing Summer 2025!

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Danny Boyle and Alex Garland are reteaming for the long-awaited 28 Years Later horror sequel trilogy, and the first film in that new trilogy now has a release date.

28 Years Later arrives in theaters on June 20, 2025 from Sony.

Jack O’Connell (Amy Winehouse: Back To Black) has joined the previously announced Jodie Comer (Alone in the Dark, “Killing Eve”), Aaron Taylor-Johnson (Kraven the Hunter), and Ralph Fiennes (The Menu) in the upcoming 28 Years Later.

Alex Garland will write the first film and Boyle will return to direct. Nia DaCosta (Candyman, The Marvels) will direct the second installment in the trilogy from Sony Pictures.

Cillian Murphy (Oppenheimer) is on board as executive producer.

The original movie in 2002 starred Cillian Murphy and was written by Alex Garland and directed by Danny Boyle. In the smash hit horror film, “Four weeks after a mysterious, incurable virus spreads throughout the UK, a handful of survivors try to find sanctuary.”

A sequel, 28 Weeks Later, arrived in 2007. Juan Carlos Fresnadillo took over as director. In the sequel, which starred Jeremy Renner, “Six months after the rage virus was inflicted on the population of Great Britain, the US Army helps to secure a small area of London for the survivors to repopulate and start again. But not everything goes according to plan.”

Talks of a third installment in the franchise have been coming and going for the last several years now – at one point, it was going to be titled 28 Months Later – but it looks like this one is finally getting off the ground here in 2024. Stay tuned for more updates soon!

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