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[DVD Review] ‘Camp Blood: First Slaughter’ Fails More Than Just Archery

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When you hear the words “Camp Blood”, naturally if you’re a horror fan, you think of Friday The 13th and Camp Crystal Lake’s infamous nickname. Way back in 2000, writer/director Brad Sykes attempted to try and make the words mean something else with his slasher, Camp Blood. Two sequels later, and it’s writer/director Mark Polonia’s turn to try and get people talking with his film Camp Blood: First Slaughter (which oddly subtitles itself Camp Blood 3, apparently ignoring Sykes’ Camp Blood 3). Naming conventions aside, First Slaughter is just what you’d expect from a made-on-the-cheap, amateur-acting slasher involving a killer with a clown mask.

In a challenge to her sparsely-attended urban legends class, Professor Mallory asks her students to debunk the local “Clown of Camp Blood” legend. The legend tells the story of a machete-wielding masked maniac who over the decades has been credited with at least thirty-five deaths in a remote wooded area affectionately nicknamed “Camp Blood”. Over the weekend, her class of six head out to the woods to learn what they can about the legend and to document all their findings, but are never to be heard from again. Three months later, footage of their fateful trip is discovered and aired on television, revealing the horrifying truth of “Camp Blood”.

Well, to begin, it’s obvious that this film isn’t going the high road when it comes to slashers. That said, the film attempts to try and go the “found footage” route that while frankly has been done to death by now, can still surprise when done right. That doesn’t happen here, but that’s expected. Gore-wise, it’s your cheap effects blended with CGI. Nothing overly impressive, but I guess you take what you can get. The same can be applied to the acting, where predictably it’s amateur hour for everyone involved.

The best compliment that I can give the film is that Mark Polonia and his team tried to do the best that they could with the given budget and resources. They clearly love the genre and set out to try and do something that was in the B-movie realm and in the “so bad that it’s good” category.

Needless to say, they failed spectacularly.

Enough pussyfooting around: this is a bad movie. This isn’t one of those “so bad that it’s good” films a la Sharknado, Sharktopus, or whatever flavour-of-the-month SciFi has going that week for it’s original movie. Those films are bad enough to get you passed out from alcohol consumption. Camp Blood: First Slaughter is more akin to getting drunk enough to throw your emptys at the screen in a rage. No amount of alcohol will make this film palatable. Aside from the flat acting, the stupidity of the characters and the ruining of gore effects with overblown CGI aside (seriously, using the same bloodsplat effect for practically every kill?), the biggest no-no is forgetting your main premise of the film: the found footage gimmick. Take your found footage (which for some reason contains shots that have the perfect angle when the camera is dropped), but edit it together with cutaways and throw in footage of the killer’s POV. Also, don’t forget cliché video glitches and fast-forwarding, which rarely do much of anything. I know that it’s been over a decade since The Blair Witch Project, but there are things in that film which still hold up today that many of these low-budget films just don’t use.

So to say that I didn’t have the greatest time with Camp Blood: First Slaughter would be correct. Maybe it’s because I didn’t get loaded while watching the film, which in all honesty I couldn’t since I’d probably end up in the hospital from alcohol poisoning or severe bleeding from punching my TV screen. Regardless, if there are those of you who are fans of the series, you probably won’t listen to what I’ve said and just go ahead and buy the DVD. Well, that’s your choice. For me, I’ll stick with something that’s a little easier on my liver.

Video/Audio:

The 1.78:1 anamorphic widescreen presentation is just what you’d expect from a film like this, with the colour saturation being suspect and some downright distracting chromatic aberration in the outdoor scenes. There’s also some artifacting, but it’s hard to tell if that’s actually part of the presentation or the fault of the encoding. As for the audio, the Dolby Digital 2.0 Stereo track is similarly on the cheap, with the post effects such as music sounding clearer than the dialogue. I guess there was no money left for ADR.

Extras:

Nothing.

Writer/Artist/Gamer from the Great White North. I try not to be boring.

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‘Cemetery Man’ 4K Ultra HD Review – 1990s Italian Horror Gem Shines in New Severin Release

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Despite being hailed by Martin Scorsese as one of the best Italian films of the 1990s, Cemetery Man is criminally underseen. Also known as Dellamorte Dellamore, the 1994 cult classic has been hard to come by in the US since Anchor Bay’s 2006 DVD went out of print, but Severin Films has revived it with a 4K Ultra HD + Blu-ray edition.

Dario Argento protégé Michele Soavi directs from a script by Gianni Romoli, based on the 1991 novel Dellamorte Dellamore by Tiziano Sclavi itself a precursor to Sclavi’s influential Italian horror comic Dylan Dog. Rupert Everett (My Best Friend’s Wedding), on whom the Dylan Dog character was visually based, takes on the lead role as Francesco Dellamorte.

As he explains in the noir-esque opening narration, Dellamorte is the watchman for a small town cemetery wherein “some people, on the seventh night after their death, come back to life.” He and his slow-witted but genial assistant, Gnaghi (François Hadji-Lazaro), are tasked with stopping the so-called returners by splitting open their heads.

While there is somewhat of an overarching narrative involving Dellamorte’s enamorment with a mourning widow (Anna Falchi), the manner in which subplots are introduced and resolved give the film an episodic structure. The collection of ghoulish misadventures range from undead boy scouts, bikers and nuns to a murderous descent into madness.

Soavi clearly took heed of Argento’s visual acumen while serving under the master of horror on the likes of Tenebrae, Phenomena, and Opera. Working with cinematographer Mauro Marchetti, production designer Massimo Antonello Geleng (Cannibal Holocaust, City of the Living Dead), and special effects artist Sergio Stivaletti (Phenomena, Demons), Soavi marries the beautiful and the macabre in every stylish frame.

Comedy is the other predominant factor in the equation. Dellamorte possesses Army of Darkness-era Ash swagger as he disposes of not-quite-zombies, but Soavi’s European sense of humor is more dry than Sam Raimi’s signature style. Soavi is not above splatstick, but it never undercuts the carefully crafted Gothic atmosphere. The blend of horror, comedy, and romance is as masterful as Shaun of the Dead, but it’s decidedly hornier. A hint of nightmarish surreality akin to Phantasm helps to balance the tonal tightrope act.

Cemetery Man has been scanned in 4K from the Cinecittà Studios negative, approved by Soavi, with Dolby Vision. It features English Dolby Atmos, 5.1, and Stereo sound options, in addition to a Stereo Italian dub. Severin’s transcendent efforts are apparent from the FBI warning that precedes the disc menu, which is interrupted by the film’s floating balls of light. The picture is ravishing no matter the format, but the restoration is so clear that previously imperceptible strings used to puppet some of the effects are now visible.

Soavi, Everett, and Falchi sit down for new interviews totaling nearly 80 minutes. They’re not meandering, career-spanning conversations; each key player offers a deep dive into the film. Soavi details the film’s origin, capturing its unique atmosphere, and how the poetic conclusion came to be at the last minute. Everett recalls his excitement to take on the role and work in Italian cinema and expresses his pride in the film. Falchi details her three roles in the film, including the extensive makeup process.

A thorough, archival audio commentary by Soavi and Romoli is presented in Italian with English subtitles. The creatives examine how they got involved in the project, adapting the source material, how they pulled off in-camera effects, and budgetary limitations, among other topics. An archival making-of featurette, featuring some great behind-the-scenes effects footage along with cast and crew interviews, rounds out the extras.

For the mega-fan, Severin Films offers a limited edition set that includes an additional Blu-ray disc with eight more interviews (Romoli, Marchetti, Stivaletti, actors Fabiana Formica and Stefano Masciarelli, composer Riccardo Biseo, set designer Antonello Geleng, and film historian Alan Jones) and trailers, a soundtrack CD, a booklet written by horror scholar Claire Donner, and an exclusive slipcase.

Despite his horror output being limited to a mere four films (although he remains active in Italian television), Soavi is worthy of being in conversation with Italian maestros like Argento, Lucio Fulci, and Mario Bava. His auspicious earlier efforts 1987’s StageFright, 1989’s The Church, and 1991’s The Sect built toward Cemetery Man, a crowning achievement that continues to endure after 30 years.

Cemetery Man is available on 4K UHD + Blu-ray now.

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