[Review] The Interminable 'A Cure For Wellness' is a Feast for the Eyes - Bloody Disgusting!

[Review] The Interminable ‘A Cure For Wellness’ is a Feast for the Eyes

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In the vein of the classic slow burn horror films of the late 1960s and early 1970s, Gore Verbinski’s (The Ring, the first three Pirates of the Caribbean films) A Cure for Wellness is a curious beast. Running at a rather lengthy 146 minutes, the film stands out among the recent slew of horror films that 2017 has gifted us in that it’s just so damn classy. It’s not so surprising that the film was made, but rather that a big studio (20th Century Fox) had enough faith in the film to give it a wide release (not to mention all the creative freedom allowed to Verbinski). I’m not complaining. On the contrary, I’m actually thrilled that a film like A Cure for Wellness is seeing such a wide release. Combining elements of The Shining and Rosemary’s Baby with more recent films like Shutter Island and (as odd as it sounds) the 1999 House on Haunted Hill remake, it is a beautifully shot film with some career-best work by Verbinski. That being said, it suffers from a lack of editing and some narrative issues that prevent it from being a truly great film.

Lockhart (Dane DeHaan, ChronicleThe Amazing Spider-Man 2), a young and ambitious executive, is sent to a spa and wellness center for the wealthy in the Swiss Alps to find his company’s CEO, who never returned from his vacation. Once there, he discovers that Dr. Volmer (Jason Isaacs, The Patriot, the Harry Potter franchise) has diagnosed all of the center’s patients with a mysterious condition and prescribes so-called “treatments” that don’t do much to actually make them well. After a car accident leaves Lockhart confined to the hospital, Volmer diagnoses him with the same mysterious illness that plagues the other patients. Lockhart must then endure Volmer’s treatments while working to unravel the secrets of the center.

A Cure for Wellness is a gorgeous film. Verbinski reteams with Bojan Bazelli, whom he worked with on The Ring 15 years ago. The two prove to be a marvelous team, as nearly every shot in the film oozes with atmosphere and beauty. You’d be hard-pressed to find a better-looking mainstream horror film in the past decade. It ranks with last year’s Crimson Peak in terms of beauty, though A Cure for Wellness has more in common with German Expressionism than with Peak’s Gothic style.

Verbinski manages to draw a considerable amount of tension out of Justin Haythe’s (Revolutionary Road) screenplay. Horror junkies should feel right at home in sequences that feature a plethora of eels in a sensory deprivation tank (and a bathtub, and a toilet, and a pool) as well as scenes of torturous dental surgeries. Verbinski doesn’t shy away from the gruesome details and for that he should be commended. The subject matter of the film would make it difficult to turn A Cure for Wellness into a PG-13 film, but I’m sure the thought crossed some executives’ minds. This is most definitely an R-rated film, and some of the set pieces will stick with you long after you’ve left the theater.

Performances are strong across the board. DeHaan wouldn’t be my first choice when thinking of an ambitious executive, but he plays the part well. Isaacs has made a career out of playing nefarious creepers, and he doesn’t disappoint here. He gets to go a little crazy in the final act which is a cathartic feeling after so much subdued insanity. Mia Goth’s Hannah, a shy girl whom Lockhart befriends in the sanatorium, is also compelling, though the mystery surrounding her character isn’t all that mysterious (more on that in a bit).

There is one major flaw with A Cure for Wellness and that is that it’s too long (something our own Benedict Seal expressed his concerns about earlier this week). At 146 minutes, the film drags on about 40 minutes longer than it should. Had those 40 minutes been shaved off of the middle of the film it would have helped to help tighten things up a bit. This extraordinary length wouldn’t be so punishing if  it weren’t for two things: 1) Lockhart is one of the most unsympathetic protagonists seen on film in recent memory and 2) the third act reveal is obvious at the 20-minute mark.

This means that for the middle 110 minutes you’re following a douchebag around the halls of a creepy hospital and watching a lot of imagery that, while pretty, is merely trying to distract you from the fact that you know exactly where the film is going. It gets to the point that even the technical feats of the film fail to impress because you’ll be too busy checking your watch to see how much more you’ll have to sit through before the big reveal that you already know. It wouldn’t be so bad if Lockhart was enjoyable to be around, but he’s not. In fact, he’s insufferable and kind of stupid. He has several opportunities to leave the center but chooses to stay out of sheer curiosity. It’s incredibly frustrating.

Regarding the climax, the mystery that the film takes its sweet time unraveling will be solved long before the second act starts. Without going into spoilers, I’ll just say you’ll know the moment when it happens. One monologue in the first act practically gives away the entire twist, reinforcing the fact that a stricter editor could have been used. A Cure for Wellness has a lot in common with Martin Scorsese’s Shutter Island in that both films are fairly long and their third act twists are fairly obvious. What makes Shutter Island the better film is that the journey to that twist is much more captivating than the one in A Cure for Wellness. It doesn’t make the film terrible, but it certainly doesn’t do it any favors.

A Cure for Wellness is worth seeing. It is half of a good movie. From a technical standpoint the film is almost perfect. It’s just a shame that the narrative fails to live up to the high standards set by the rest of the film. Had Haythe’s script been trimmed down, A Cure for Wellness could have been a fantastic horror film. Instead it’s just a okay film with some wonderful visuals.

  • disqus_1O3aEKQpld

    UuggghHGHhhhhH!!!!!!!!

    • Munchie

      Here’s a tissue.

  • “This means that for the middle 110 minutes you’re following a douchebag around the halls of a creepy hospital… ” – I laughed

    • Rick-Taylor

      Yeah, that is true, although it is entertaining. I wouldn’t say it was filler, but there was a good amount that could have been cut out.

      • Yeah a movie like this (I haven’t seen it yet (going later today)) seems like it is fighting an uphill battle because of the runtime. Maintaining a mystery narrative for that long is a difficult task.

  • GonSanzo

    Hmmm…still may go catch this tonight…I’m feeling some decent horror.

  • thedylanator

    Saw the movie last week and I thought it was pretty solid but did fall apart a bit for me towards the end and went a bit too much into the campy territory. But still very much worth a watch.

    • Rick-Taylor

      I pretty much agree. I did roll my eyes and laugh at some of the silly things that happened.

  • Jada Maes

    Haven’t seen it yet, but definitely this weekend. I’ve only been anticipating it for months 🙂

    I feel that A Cure For Wellness is 20th century storytelling being looked at with 21sr century eyes, if that makes sense. Most epic horror films (The Shining, The Changeling, Night of the Living Dead, The Thing) don’t rely on a twisty story or a big third act reveal, but are really puzzles that partially need the viewer to help put them together. Even Crimson Peak’s “twist” is a natural progression rather than a major surprise (if you’ve paid close attention, and it helps if you’ve read some Gothic literature). When M. Night Shymalan and Lost entered the mainstream, it became all about !!!THE BIG TWIST!!! even if said twist doesn’t make any sense.

    Sometimes I just want some eye protein. A Cure For Wellness looks like it’ll supply.

    • Creepshow

      Wanting eye protein…sounds gross. Clean it up Jada!

      • Jada Maes

        It’s something Guillermo Del Toro said about how he shoots films. He said he doesn’t make eye candy, he makes eye protein, something that makes the mind work harder.

  • Biscoito18

    I’ll see it tomorrow. The reviews are mixed but I think that is important to give support when a big studio put so much faith in a genre film.

    • Rick-Taylor

      I just saw it. Definitely worth seeing in a theater, as long as it has a comfy seat.

      • Biscoito18

        Thanks for the hint. It’s a okay movie. Far from the borefest that a lot of people are saying. People today is too much impatient.

  • Rick-Taylor

    I enjoyed it, overall. There were a number of silly events and impossibilities that happened. Yanking a whole toilet out of the wall, with bare hands, was pretty comical. They substituted a European city for Manhattan. A fair amount of old-people ass. The cgi was pretty bad. The main character does leave, a number of times, but always gets taken back in. It was visually stunning and the soundtrack was perfect. Very early on, you realize the film will go one of two ways. It will stay this way until the last 5 minutes. So, the twist will not surprise you, at all. You see this movie for the journey, not the resolution.

    I do have one question. There is a nurse that bares her breasts, I don’t mean to be a rude person, but those boobs were so horrible that everyone in the theater groaned. This woman looked like she was in her 20’s. Can anyone say for sure if those are hers or if they were fake?

  • Bloodspatta

    Spoiler alert, fuck head !! Now when I go to watch this I’m going to be looking out for the monologue in the first act which gives away the twist.

    • Sorry! But it would have been obvious even if I hadn’t told you about it.

  • Nahuel Benvenuto

    SPOILER ALERT, Jesus, thsi happens in EVERY REVIEW

  • Mike tantatelli

    I have zero desire to see this. But I am curious what the “twist” is. So………..what is it? Thank you.

  • Michael Josef Kappel

    Unfortunately I called it with the Shutter Island connection. But still will see it with some of the positives the review made. Just not gonna rush out and spend money on it.

    • Cappy Tally

      The twist isn’t the same as Shutter Island. They just happen to draw from many of the same influences.

    • Yeah I really hesitate to call it a “twist” because it’s so obvious. But the film certainly thinks it’s a twist, which is why I call it that.

  • Harley Mitchel Dirk

    I may be wrong but it looks like this film didn’t quite know what it wanted to be so it got caught in the murky area between Horror and Thriller. Unable to fully please either audience.

  • Jada Maes

    I like it. It’s a statement.

  • Barry El Beardo

    Trace – how violent or sexually explicit is it? Its been given an 18 rating here in the UK and I wasn’t fussed on seeing it but this rating has me intrigued for sure!

    • Not sexually explicit but there is nudity. The film IS violent, but I wouldn’t call it gory or anything.

      • Barry El Beardo

        Ok cool, thank you.

        Tempted to give it a go. I just think Gore Verbinski is an overrated director.