[BD Caption Contest] New Winners! New Contest! A New Lease On Life (Or At Least A New DVD)!

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Posted by EvanDickson on May 27, 2012 @ 11:10am
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The Exorcist 52012 [BD Caption Contest] New Winners! New Contest! A New Lease On Life (Or At Least A New DVD)!

Good job guys! There were some great ones I’m not sure I could legally post on the front page!

First Prize Blu-ray of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974). Winner is alienxphile with “Okay mom I get it! No more wire hangers!”

Second Prize DVD of Madison County. Winner is davidbleezy with “I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?”

Please note that I’m traveling this week so the prizes might take a few days longer than normal to arrive. Winners please DM me with your US mailing address (no PO boxes).

Rules:

1. We pick a still from a movie. It’s included after the jump. You head to the comments section and submit your best one-liners, zingers, pathos riddled couplets etc…

2. You can enter as many times as you like and submit as many captions as you want, but each caption must be in a separate comment. Otherwise it will be too hard to tell where one caption ends and the other begins. Your entries can be posted anytime during the first five days after the still is announced (you don’t want to submit your winning zinger after we’ve picked the winner). Also any racist, sexist, homophobic or generally hateful jokes will be disqualified. You don’t have to be insanely PC – just use your best judgement.

3. We pick the winner and announce them and their winning caption when the next photo in the contest is posted. We will address you by your BD Infected name. You can then DM me your address and I will send you your prize in a timely manner (i.e. you should have it in about a week). You must be a US resident to receive your prize!

This weeks prizes are:

First Prize is a Blu-ray of A Nightmare On Elm Street 2 & 3.

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[BD Caption Contest] Last Week’s Winners! New Contest Pic Inside!

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Posted by EvanDickson on May 20, 2012 @ 4:49pm
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The Shining Caption 51312 [BD Caption Contest] Last Weeks Winners! New Contest Pic Inside!

Who said I wasn’t fair?

First Prize – Winner is Benatar01 with ““That’s called a uvula Jack,…Everybody’s got one.”” Prize is a Blu-ray Copy Of The Mimic Trilogy.

Second Prize – Winner is IGETIGETBLOODY with “Even Jack Nicholson thinks Evans sh*tty winner picks are insane!” Prize is a Blu-ray Copy Of The Devil Inside.

Note, I picked the second one because it actually made me laugh. Winners, please DM me your US mailing address (no PO Boxes please).

Rules:

1. We pick a still from a movie. It’s included after the jump. You head to the comments section and submit your best one-liners, zingers, pathos riddled couplets etc…

2. You can enter as many times as you like and submit as many captions as you want, but each caption must be in a separate comment. Otherwise it will be too hard to tell where one caption ends and the other begins. Your entries can be posted anytime during the first five days after the still is announced (you don’t want to submit your winning zinger after we’ve picked the winner). Also any racist, sexist, homophobic or generally hateful jokes will be disqualified. You don’t have to be insanely PC – just use your best judgement.

3. We pick the winner and announce them and their winning caption when the next photo in the contest is posted. We will address you by your BD Infected name. You can then DM me your address and I will send you your prize in a timely manner (i.e. you should have it in about a week). You must be a US resident to receive your prize!

This weeks prizes are:

First Prize Blu-ray of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)

Second Prize DVD of Madison County.

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[BD Caption Contest] You Guys Are Really Bringing It Now! New Contest Announced!

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Posted by EvanDickson on May 13, 2012 @ 12:06pm
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Tom Jane Caption 51312 [BD Caption Contest] You Guys Are Really Bringing It Now! New Contest Announced!

Holy cow guys! I really regret only offering one prize last week because all of you stepped up your game! In P90X terms, “you brought it!” I has such a hard time choosing. Sadly – there can be only one winner for last week’s contest.

First Prize – Winner is xxxwolf666 with “Thomas Jane was fired from his job as professional race-starter when he became emotionally compromised.” They win a DVD/Blu-Ray Combo Pack of Darren Lynn Bousman’s Mother’s Day. xxxwolf666, please DM me your US mailing address (no PO boxes) for the prize. On to this week’s contest.

Rules:

1. We pick a still from a movie. It’s included after the jump. You head to the comments section and submit your best one-liners, zingers, pathos riddled couplets etc…

2. You can enter as many times as you like and submit as many captions as you want, but each caption must be in a separate comment. Otherwise it will be too hard to tell where one caption ends and the other begins. Your entries can be posted anytime during the first five days after the still is announced (you don’t want to submit your winning zinger after we’ve picked the winner). Also any racist, sexist, homophobic or generally hateful jokes will be disqualified. You don’t have to be insanely PC – just use your best judgement.

3. We pick the winner and announce them and their winning caption when the next photo in the contest is posted. We will address you by your BD Infected name. You can then DM me your address and I will send you your prize in a timely manner (i.e. you should have it in about a week). You must be a US resident to receive your prize!

This weeks prizes are:

First Prize Blu-ray Copy Of The Mimic Trilogy.

Second Prize Blu-ray Copy Of The Devil Inside.

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[BD Caption Contest] Winners Announced! New Image For This Week’s Contest!

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Posted by EvanDickson on April 22, 2012 @ 11:24am
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AWIL42012 [BD Caption Contest] Winners Announced! New Image For This Weeks Contest!

We have our winners from last week’s contest!

First Prize – The Walking Dead Season 1 on DVD, Corman’s World on Blu-ray and Apollo 18 on Blu-ray. Winner is KreturOfTheWheel with the great SNL/Andy Samberg reference, “And I jazzed in my pants!”

Second Prize – Apollo 18 on Blu-ray. Camel Spiders on Blu-ray. Winner is babagloom with, “Funny thing is, this guy’s hands are beautiful.”

Interesting that so many of you went with the vampire angle, considering the still is from An American Werewolf In London. Then again, it’s in a dream sequence and they never say he’s not a vampire in that dream, so fair game. I was definitely glad to see a lot of Dr. Pepper references though. For those who don’t know, star David Naughton was a Dr. Pepper spokesman.

Winners, please DM me your US mailing address for the prizes. On to this week’s contest.

Rules:

1. We pick a still from a movie. It’s included after the jump. You head to the comments section and submit your best one-liners, zingers, pathos riddled couplets etc…

2. You can enter as many times as you like and submit as many captions as you want, but each caption must be in a separate comment. Otherwise it will be too hard to tell where one caption ends and the other begins. Your entries can be posted anytime during the first five days after the still is announced (you don’t want to submit your winning zinger after we’ve picked the winner). Also any racist, sexist, homophobic or generally hateful jokes will be disqualified. You don’t have to be insanely PC – just use your best judgement.

3. We pick the winner and announce them and their winning caption when the next photo in the contest is posted. We will address you by your BD Infected name. You can then DM me your address and I will send you your prize in a timely manner (i.e. you should have it in about a week). You must be a US resident to receive your prize!

First Prize – I Spit On Your Grave (1978) on Blu-ray. The Walking Dead Season 1 on DVD.

Second Prize – Who Can Kill A Child on DVD and Corman’s World on Blu-ray.

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[BD Caption Contest] Let’s Try This Again!

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Posted by EvanDickson on April 09, 2012 @ 8:16pm
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So, all the captions you guys had supplied in last week’s contest were erased when the site switched over. To make up for it, we’re doing it over – and we’re making the prizes way more awesome! They include The Divide on Blu-ray which is out 4/17 from Anchor Bay! Other prizes include “The Walking Dead” Season One on DVD and I Spit On Your Grave (1978) on Blu.

Rules:

1. We pick a still from a movie. It’s included after the jump. You head to the comments section and submit your best one-liners, zingers, pathos riddled couplets etc…

2. You can enter as many times as you like and submit as many captions as you want, but each caption must be in a separate comment. Otherwise it will be too hard to tell where one caption ends and the other begins. Your entries can be posted anytime during the first five days after the still is announced (you don’t want to submit your winning zinger after we’ve picked the winner). Also any racist, homophobic or generally hateful jokes will be disqualified. You don’t have to be insanely PC – just use your best judgement.

3. We pick the winner and announce them and their winning caption when the next photo in the contest is posted. We will address you by your BD Infected name. You can then DM me your address and I will send you your prize in a timely manner (i.e. you should have it in about a week). You must be a US resident to receive your prize! We have a different prize tier this week.

First Prize – The Divide on Blu-ray. I Spit On Your Grave (1978) on Blu-ray. The Walking Dead Season 1 on DVD.

Second Prize – The Divide on Blu-ray. I Spit On Your Grave (1978) on Blu-ray.

Third Prize – The Divide on Blu-ray.

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