Portal Kombat!!

Thanks to the ever lovely Comcast my internet is down and I am tethering
my phones 4G in an attempt to stay up on the latest happenings on the intarwebz. So I here by appoint Sir Adam of Dodd the temporary Dead Pixels Editor In Chief until my triumphant return. Until then I will be giving you clever little fill in articles that my ghetto connection can handle. Like this video that the wonderous Jonathan Barkan sent me. Enjoy!

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Funny Or Die: When Harry Met Sally 2 With Billy Crystal & Helen Mirren

I know right off the bat you’re thinking “why the fuck would he post something like this on here?” Watch it, trust me. I don’t want to spoil it so just check it out.

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OMFG Of The Day: Apparently Tea Is Metal Now

Heavy metal is not only a musical genre, it’s a lifestyle. It’s one that we metalheads work hard to preserve and respect. But lord knows that sometimes we need to relax a little bit and enjoy the finer things in life. So why not kick back and enjoy a nice cup of tea…metal style!

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The Legend of A**hole: Zelda Parody

This may be one of the greatest things I have ever seen.

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SXSW ’11 REVIEW: ‘Detention’ Melts David Harley’s Brain

After the SXSW premiere last week, the reviews online for Joseph Kahn’s Detention have been nothing short of brutal, but not everyone agrees.

Bloody Disgusting’s David Harley takes a different perspective, having a blast during Kahn’s mind-melter the follows a downtrodden 17-year-old girl who is sent to detention where she must survive a slasher film killer and save the world in time for prom.

‘Detention’ can be best appreciated as a live-action cartoon, and is more energetic and fun than the last couple of ‘Scary Movie’ sequels. It isn’t really a middle-of-the-road sort of film; you’re either going to really love the ridiculous fast-paced nature of this horror-sci-fi-comedy or you’ll really despise Kahn’s self-indulgence and his attempt to bombard you with more than you can mentally process in one sitting. There’s a lot to like that I didn’t mention because I feel saying much more than I already have will ruin how insane the film is. Despite being a mess, ‘Detention’ is mesmerizing and something you definitely won’t be able to take yours eyes off of.

Click the title above for the entire review, or click here for our ongoing SXSW coverage.
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Dorkly: Left 4 Dead Gamebook Status Updates Always End In Hilarity

I thought I would end the night on a high note. Click HERE to read more of these gems.

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Dorkly: Resident Evil Roommate

I’m really growing fond of the website Dorkly, that why I have been sharing some amazing stuff they have on their site. Check out this awesome Resident Evil video below. It’s got to be tough living in that mansion..

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Dorkly: Dracula Likes Getting Whipped, But Who Doesn’t?

Dorkly brings up a good point. After so many years of Dracula getting whipped and whipped, it seems he has started to like it. Who really knows what the next Castlevania game will be like? Maybe the video below will give you an idea.

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Dorkly Finally Says What We’ve All Been Thinking About Zombies Ate My Neighbors

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Halloween Treat #7: Best Halloween Pranks on YouTube!

In real life, the closest we can really come to living out our horror movie fantasies is to scare the living crap out of those near and dear to us and making them think they’re about to get brutally slashed to death. In that spirit – and with our favorite holiday right around the corner – B-D’s Chris Eggertsen recently went through an exhaustive search on YouTube to come up with some of the best examples of Halloween pranks the `net has to offer. But exercise caution while browsing – you just might become the victim of a prank yourself.
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Left 4 Speed 2

My sister showed me the other day this incredibly fast paces hilarious Left 4 Dead 2 parody. Check out! I posted the original Left 4 Speed past the break.

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Eating Raoul

Warhol superstar Mary Woronov and cult legend Paul Bartel portray a prudish married couple who feel put upon by the swingers living in their apartment building. One night, by accident, they discover a way to simultaneously rid themselves of the “perverts” down the hall and realize their dream of opening a restaurant.