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Although they aim to provoke contrary emotional responses, horror and comedy needn’t be mutually exclusive. Granted, they are strange bedfellows but can pair together nicely under the right circumstances.

Indeed, some of our most beloved scary movies also happen to be quite effective rib ticklers. Even if you discount those that occupy the realm of explicit parody (like Zombieland or What We Do in the Shadows), there are still plenty of genuine horror flicks out there that have a good sense of humour.

For whatever reason, this was especially common in 2022, with almost every major release containing some light-hearted relief. Perhaps this levity is just what the doctor ordered after everything we’ve had to endure lately.

With all the depressing news, unrelenting chaos, maddening politics and unprecedented hardships of the past few years, it’s hardly a stretch to say that we were in need of laughter. And, sometimes, horror can be an unlikely source of this release.

With that said, here are some of the funniest moments that the horror genre gave us in 2022. It goes without saying, but major spoilers ahead….


NOPE – Title Drop

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The release of a new Jordan Peele movie is bound to invite rampant speculation and fan theories online. After all, each of his screenplays is tightly constructed, densely layered and filled with hidden meanings for you to unpack over the course of repeat viewings.

When it came to his latest effort, NOPE, the conversation started long before we had even glimpsed a single frame of footage. Its title reveal alone was enough to generate debate, with pundits venturing that its capitalisation could suggest that it’s an acronym (standing for “Not of Planet Earth”) or that it’s simply a description of how the audience is supposed to react to what’s happening (ala Get Out).

Both theories are equally valid, however, it is worth noting that “Nope” is also a repeated line of dialogue in the film. OJ says it on at least two occasions, the first being when the kids from Jupiter’s Claim invade his barn while masquerading as aliens.

It’s the second title drop that’s particularly funny though. When our protagonist realizes that Jean Jacket is not a flying saucer (as first assumed) but rather an aggressive, territorial people-eater that’s chosen to settle near his ranch, you’d think he’d have a more emotive response to the situation. Instead, he lets out a calm and collected “Nope” (delivered with deadpan panache by Daniel Kaluuya).

After having seen the creature vacuum up a crowd of tourists into its digestive tract, this might well be the understatement of the century.


Terrifier 2 – Art Plays Dress Up

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Relative to its budget, it’s hard to think of another film that benefited from as much word-of-mouth publicity this year as Terrifier 2. It even managed to usurp Halloween Ends as October’s most controversial and talked about slasher flick, dominating the media cycle with reports of disgusted walkouts, multiple fainting episodes and copious amounts of vomiting.

Whether you found this reputation to be off-putting or (as was surely the case for most of our readers) enticing, it’s impossible to deny that Damien Leone’s sequel knew how to push buttons and make headlines. It might surprise you to learn then, that Terrifier 2 is not really that nasty. It’s undeniably extreme, but it also has its tongue lodged firmly in its cheek.

When Art the Clown extravagantly butchers Allie by scalping her, flaying her alive, ripping off her arm, removing her face, and then literally rubbing salt in the wounds, it’s so over-the-top that it becomes utterly cartoonish. As he gleefully skips back into the room, so that he can douse his victim in a full bottle of bleach, it resembles Itchy & Scratchy more so than it does endurance test cinema like Martyrs or The Human Centipede.

Key to striking this darkly playful tone is actor David Howard Thornton, whose flamboyant performance as Art is always walking a fine line between menacing and mischievous. A great example of this is the scene in which he taunts Sienna at the Halloween store.

Every time our protagonist turns around to see what her stalker is doing, he’s either messing around with a new prop or donning a silly accessory. And the well-timed editing makes each of these reveals feel like a true punchline. Complementing this, Thornton’s exaggerated facial expressions and theatrical body language (at their most striking when he’s adopting a bizarrely rigid posture and using a party blower) are legitimately hysterical.

Terrifier 2 is obviously a gruesome film, but moments like this show that it can also be a very funny one at times. Either that or I urgently need psychiatric help.


Scream – Delayed Gratification

Once you’ve consumed enough horror media, you begin to learn its patterns. It can be very difficult to catch genre devotees off guard because we know the conventions, can easily suss out the identity of killers, and have become alarmingly desensitized to gore.

Of course, the Scream franchise is known for taking advantage of this and for upending our expectations with crafty meta gags. While the 1996 original parodied the “rules” for surviving a horror movie — and films 2 through 4 poked fun at sequel tropes — the 2022 outing takes aim at the legacy reboot trend.

Characters talk at length about the importance of staying true to formula, playing it safe by rehashing old ideas and placating entitled fans with nostalgia. However, the satire isn’t confined exclusively to dialogue exchanges, as Radio Silence’s filmmaking has a sarcastic streak as well.

Take the build-up to Wes’ death for example, which is a ludicrously protracted sequence that teases a solitary jump scare and nothing else. Ignoring every clichéd opportunity for a cheap jolt, it has you following the would-be victim for three whole minutes, during which there is no plot progression, character development or creepy imagery to speak of.

Wes exits the shower, performs his morning ablutions, gets dressed, and prepares breakfast, all without incident. It’s frankly astonishing for horror aficionados to see a character shut their bathroom medicine cabinet, only for there to be nothing in the reflection. Likewise, when somebody closes the fridge door in a movie, you automatically tense up because there’s guaranteed to be a threat standing right behind it.

Yet here, there’s just nothing. The shots are framed with prominent empty space that goes unfilled; the camera lingers in vacant rooms for an inordinate amount of time (as if it too is impatiently waiting for something to happen) and the music keeps prematurely crescendoing for fake-outs.

Filled with misdirects, it’s a witty sequence that subverts your genre knowledge and goes on for an absurdly long time, until you are lulled into a false sense of security. Then, when you’ve finally given up trying to anticipate it, Ghostface appears.


The Sadness – Technical Difficulties

Capably living up to its title, The Sadness (which did the festival circuit last year but had a wider release on Shudder in 2022) is quite the downer. A not-so-subtle allegory for recent global events, it tells the story of a viral outbreak, circulating throughout Taiwan, that is initially dismissed as nothing more than a harmless flu variant. The warnings of experts are entirely ignored, politicians refuse to take decisive action, and bogus information spreads like wildfire across social media. Noticed any real-world parallels yet?

Anyway, it turns out that the “Alvin” virus is a little more severe than your average case of the sniffles and in fact triggers a total loss of inhibitions in its carriers. This means that anyone who is infected with the disease can’t help but act upon their basest impulses, without any regard for the consequences.

As you might expect, this leads to all manner of depraved NSFW behaviour, from infanticide to necrophilia, self-mutilation, wanton violence, and numerous rapes. Suffice it to say, it’s hardly a barrel of laughs.

Yet that’s not to say that the film is entirely straight-faced either, as there is a satirical overtone here that is pretty hard to miss. Lampooning the West’s chaotic response to COVID-19, The Sadness is dripping with irony if you can look past all of its graphic shocks.

This is best exemplified when a bunch of survivors tune into an emergency press conference after holding up in a hospital, trusting that their government will have some kind of plan. Alas, their leaders prove to be woefully ill-equipped for dealing with this catastrophe and use the broadcast as an opportunity to downplay their failures instead.

It’s the usual damage control spin that we’ve all grown accustomed to hearing lately. That is until a military General starts to exhibit symptoms of Alvin live on air and then proceeds to grapple with the Taiwanese President, before shoving an unpinned grenade into his mouth.

While the patriotic music swells, the public watches on in disbelief as their head of state’s cranium explodes into tiny giblets. A few seconds later, the broadcast abruptly cuts to a “technical difficulties” message, but it’s already far too late to save face. Their cover-up has been exposed in the most humiliating, slapstick fashion.

To be honest, it’s probably still more reassuring and dignified than a lot of actual government briefings we’ve had in recent years.


X – Chekhov’s Heart Condition

For a lot of horror antagonists death is naught but a slight inconvenience. It doesn’t matter how conclusively you deal with the likes of Jigsaw or the Leprechaun because, as long as people are still hooked by their exploits, they’ll keep on coming back. In Friday the 13th Part VIII, Jason melted into a pile of viscous sludge for pity’s sake, yet his atomization didn’t prevent him from staging a miraculous comeback a few years later.

Not all evildoers are blessed with such immortality though and, on the rare occasion that a horror villain pops their clogs, it can be extremely satisfying to watch. For every unkillable Pinhead, there’s a Henry Rhodes getting torn to shreds in Day of the Dead or a Mrs. Carmody from The Mist having their brains blown out.

Less cathartic is Howard’s demise in X, which is so pitiful that you almost end up feeling sorry for the murderous geriatric. Throughout Ti West’s exploitation throwback, this curmudgeonly killer turns down repeated advances from his wife Pearl, arguing that his frail heart is not capable of withstanding the excitement of physical intimacy.

As it later turns out, he is able to perform just fine in the bedroom and what actually does him in is an unexpected fright. After shooting Lorraine (Jenna Ortega) in the face with a double-barrel shotgun, Howard starts dragging the teenager’s body inside to make it look like she broke in, thus justifying his actions as self-defence.

Unfortunately for him, Lorraine has a post-mortem spasm that sees her gurgling up blood, startling Howard and in the process triggering a fatal cardiac event. He then keels over clutching at his failing ticker and promptly stops breathing. It’s such an unceremonious, tragicomic way for a repulsive character like Howard to go out.


Prey – The Fur Traders’ Comeuppance

The best entries in the Predator franchise understand that taking down a Yautja isn’t accomplished via brute strength or immense firepower. When Dutch’s team unloaded an arsenal of miniguns, assault rifles, SMGs and grenade launchers at one during the original movie, they failed to bring down their foe. And, throughout the entire series, these intergalactic big game hunters have managed to shrug off other bombastic displays of force.

In the end, it always comes down to smarts. That’s why — despite not having access to any military hardware or a bulging six-pack — Naru is able to survive her Kuhtaamia in Prey. Tremendously observant and resourceful, she learns the Yautja’s tactics and eventually comes to master its technology as well. She deduces that it only wants to hunt those who actually pose a challenge, figures out how to elude its heat vision by ingesting certain herbs, and tricks it into committing suicide with its own laser targeting system.

Not everyone is so shrewdly perceptive though. At the complete opposite end of the spectrum, we have the French voyageurs, who totally misread the Predator (and its sportsman motives) when they attempt to use a captured Naru as bait. Planning to take the creature on in head-to-head combat, they are summarily massacred in a gloriously violent set piece.

The effortlessness with which the alien makes short work of these fur traders is hilarious in and of itself, but there’s even a proper joke at one point that elicits real laughter. Amid all the chaos, a few of the men decided to shoot the Yautja at point-blank range, using unreliable Brown Bess muskets.

When their target blocks this volley with a shield, there’s a brief pause in the action as the hapless idiots accept that they are totally and unequivocally fucked. Kind of like when Wile E. Coyote halts in mid-air upon realising that he’s about to freefall down a canyon.

With perfect comic timing and synchronicity, the voyageurs then panickily try to reload their muskets (a longwinded process that they do not have anywhere near enough time to complete). Before the Predator can then retaliate, we abruptly cut away from the scene because we don’t even need to see what comes next. It’s a forgone conclusion.


Halloween Ends – Dead Air

Not content with indiscriminately slaughtering anyone who happens to cross their path, horror villains often fancy themselves as punitive jesters and like to dispense poetic justice every once in a while.

This is especially true of Freddy Krueger, whose M.O necessitates that he gets to know his victims intimately, learning their fears, weaknesses and character defects so that these can later be weaponized against them. Although he’s not quite as calculating as the Springwood Slasher, Jason Voorhees has a similar knack for dispatching teens in amusingly bespoke ways, even if it’s just a case of crudely beating a guitarist to death using their own instrument.

Conversely, Michel Myers is nothing more than unbridled id, driven solely by an insatiable compulsion to kill. Given his status as a soulless vessel of pure evil, he doesn’t have time for any of that dramatic irony stuff. Instead, he prefers to motivelessly drift around the streets of Haddonfield — stabbing and choking whoever is in reach — like when a jellyfish stings beachgoers who are unfortunate enough to float into its orbit.

As the Shape’s disciple in Halloween Ends, Corey Cunningham takes after Michael in most respects, going so far as to borrow his mask at one point. Yet he’s not quite the perfect student and breaks a few of the sacred boogeyman rules. Specifically, he’s far too loquacious, has romantic entanglements and harbours grudges against those who’ve wronged him.

As far as the Blumhouse continuity is concerned, Michael never seeks out retribution, but his apprentice is a more emotionally invested killer. A great example of this is when he pays a visit to WURG Radio station and enacts vengeance upon the local shock jock, Willy the Kid, with whom he previously had an altercation.

Willy has spent the last few years infecting the airwaves with harmful misinformation and conspiracy theorist nonsense, so it’s only fitting that his venomous tongue be the focus of his demise. Adding a personal touch to the murder, Corey bashes the DJ’s head against a desk — until his jaw is gruesomely dislocated — and then cuts out his lolling tongue with a pair of scissors.

The severed organ is then left spinning on a record player, causing the song to skip each time it collides with the needle. It’s a ridiculous, blackly comic image in a film that’s otherwise preoccupied with introspective meditations on the nature of evil and generational trauma. The fact that it’s all scored to The Cramps’ “I Was A Teenage Werewolf” just makes it feel more sardonic.


Barbarian – AJ Does Some Liquidating

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Those who blanketly dismiss the horror genre tend to cite the fact that it relies too heavily on characters doing “unrealistic” or “dumb” things. Which strikes me as quite a charitable view of humanity, given that you only have to turn on the news for a hot minute to see how breathtakingly stupid people can be.

Barbarian is a film that addresses this grievance head-on, by having its eminently sensible protagonist, Tess, make all the right movies. With keen self-preservation instincts, she photographs a stranger’s ID in case he later turns out to be a weirdo, angles a mirror to reflect light down a darkened hallway, and makes the wise decision to leave when shit starts to get out of hand.

Despite all this forethought, she still ends up in the exact same place as AJ, a complete jackass of a man who is his own worst enemy. The movie’s thesis is that, as a woman, Tess has to be a lot more perceptive of everyday threats, while a privileged male like AJ is able to carelessly bluster through life without thinking.

As such, when she discovers an interconnected network of tunnels running beneath Barbary house, her first impulse is to get the fuck out of dodge. Meanwhile, he decides to Google if the additional square-footage might increase his Airbnb’s resale value.

What follows is a very revealing sequence that tells you everything you need to know about AJ, as he nonchalantly crawls around a subterranean rape dungeon, measuring every last inch of the property to see how much it could theoretically drive up its price. His sheer avarice is so overwhelming that he doesn’t register the cages, bloody walls, or voyeuristic camera in his periphery. Like the opportunistic dickhead that he is, he only cares about how he can profit from this situation.

What makes the scene so darkly funny is that, when these red flags were shown earlier from Tess’ perspective, they were treated with an appropriate sense of dread. Yet AJ’s comparably laidback tour of the underground doesn’t even warrant a musical score or creepy camerawork. It’s just a mundane admin task for him.

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What’s Wrong with My Baby!? Larry Cohen’s ‘It’s Alive’ at 50

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Soon after the New Hollywood generation took over the entertainment industry, they started having children. And more than any filmmakers that came before—they were terrified. Rosemary’s Baby (1968), The Exorcist (1973), The Omen (1976), Eraserhead (1977), The Brood (1979), The Shining (1980), Possession (1981), and many others all deal, at least in part, with the fears of becoming or being a parent. What if my child turns out to be a monster? is corrupted by some evil force? or turns out to be the fucking Antichrist? What if I screw them up somehow, or can’t help them, or even go insane and try to kill them? Horror has always been at its best when exploring relatable fears through extreme circumstances. A prime example of this is Larry Cohen’s 1974 monster-baby movie It’s Alive, which explores the not only the rollercoaster of emotions that any parent experiences when confronted with the difficulties of raising a child, but long-standing questions of who or what is at fault when something goes horribly wrong.

Cohen begins making his underlying points early in the film as Frank Davis (John P. Ryan) discusses the state of the world with a group of expectant fathers in a hospital waiting room. They discuss the “overabundance of lead” in foods and the environment, smog, and pesticides that only serve to produce roaches that are “bigger, stronger, and harder to kill.” Frank comments that this is “quite a world to bring a kid into.” This has long been a discussion point among people when trying to decide whether to have kids or not. I’ve had many conversations with friends who have said they feel it’s irresponsible to bring children into such a violent, broken, and dangerous world, and I certainly don’t begrudge them this. My wife and I did decide to have children but that doesn’t mean that it’s been easy.

Immediately following this scene comes It’s Alive’s most famous sequence in which Frank’s wife Lenore (Sharon Farrell) is the only person left alive in her delivery room, the doctors clawed and bitten to death by her mutant baby, which has escaped. “What does my baby look like!? What’s wrong with my baby!?” she screams as nurses wheel her frantically into a recovery room. The evening that had begun with such joy and excitement at the birth of their second child turned into a nightmare. This is tough for me to write, but on some level, I can relate to this whiplash of emotion. When my second child was born, they came about five weeks early. I’ll use the pronouns “they/them” for privacy reasons when referring to my kids. Our oldest was still very young and went to stay with my parents and we sped off to the hospital where my wife was taken into an operating room for an emergency c-section. I was able to carry our newborn into the NICU (natal intensive care unit) where I was assured that this was routine for all premature births. The nurses assured me there was nothing to worry about and the baby looked big and healthy. I headed to where my wife was taken to recover to grab a few winks assuming that everything was fine. Well, when I awoke, I headed back over to the NICU to find that my child was not where I left them. The nurse found me and told me that the baby’s lungs were underdeveloped, and they had to put them in a special room connected to oxygen tubes and wires to monitor their vitals.

It’s difficult to express the fear that overwhelmed me in those moments. Everything turned out okay, but it took a while and I’m convinced to this day that their anxiety struggles spring from these first weeks of life. As our children grew, we learned that two of the three were on the spectrum and that anxiety, depression, ADHD, and OCD were also playing a part in their lives. Parents, at least speaking for myself, can’t help but blame themselves for the struggles their children face. The “if only” questions creep in and easily overcome the voices that assure us that it really has nothing to do with us. In the film, Lenore says, “maybe it’s all the pills I’ve been taking that brought this on.” Frank muses aloud about how he used to think that Frankenstein was the monster, but when he got older realized he was the one that made the monster. The aptly named Frank is wondering if his baby’s mutation is his fault, if he created the monster that is terrorizing Los Angeles. I have made plenty of “if only” statements about myself over the years. “If only I hadn’t had to work so much, if only I had been around more when they were little.” Mothers may ask themselves, “did I have a drink, too much coffee, or a cigarette before I knew I was pregnant? Was I too stressed out during the pregnancy?” In other words, most parents can’t help but wonder if it’s all their fault.

At one point in the film, Frank goes to the elementary school where his baby has been sighted and is escorted through the halls by police. He overhears someone comment about “screwed up genes,” which brings about age-old questions of nature vs. nurture. Despite the voices around him from doctors and detectives that say, “we know this isn’t your fault,” Frank can’t help but think it is, and that the people who try to tell him it isn’t really think it’s his fault too. There is no doubt that there is a hereditary element to the kinds of mental illness struggles that my children and I deal with. But, and it’s a bit but, good parenting goes a long way in helping children deal with these struggles. Kids need to know they’re not alone, a good parent can provide that, perhaps especially parents that can relate to the same kinds of struggles. The question of nature vs. nurture will likely never be entirely answered but I think there’s more than a good chance that “both/and” is the case. Around the midpoint of the film, Frank agrees to disown the child and sign it over for medical experimentation if caught or killed. Lenore and the older son Chris (Daniel Holzman) seek to nurture and teach the baby, feeling that it is not a monster, but a member of the family.

It’s Alive takes these ideas to an even greater degree in the fact that the Davis Baby really is a monster, a mutant with claws and fangs that murders and eats people. The late ’60s and early ’70s also saw the rise in mass murderers and serial killers which heightened the nature vs. nurture debate. Obviously, these people were not literal monsters but human beings that came from human parents, but something had gone horribly wrong. Often the upbringing of these killers clearly led in part to their antisocial behavior, but this isn’t always the case. It’s Alive asks “what if a ‘monster’ comes from a good home?” In this case is it society, environmental factors, or is it the lead, smog, and pesticides? It is almost impossible to know, but the ending of the film underscores an uncomfortable truth—even monsters have parents.

As the film enters its third act, Frank joins the hunt for his child through the Los Angeles sewers and into the L.A. River. He is armed with a rifle and ready to kill on sight, having divorced himself from any relationship to the child. Then Frank finds his baby crying in the sewers and his fatherly instincts take over. With tears in his eyes, he speaks words of comfort and wraps his son in his coat. He holds him close, pats and rocks him, and whispers that everything is going to be okay. People often wonder how the parents of those who perform heinous acts can sit in court, shed tears, and defend them. I think it’s a complex issue. I’m sure that these parents know that their child has done something evil, but that doesn’t change the fact that they are still their baby. Your child is a piece of yourself formed into a whole new human being. Disowning them would be like cutting off a limb, no matter what they may have done. It doesn’t erase an evil act, far from it, but I can understand the pain of a parent in that situation. I think It’s Alive does an exceptional job placing its audience in that situation.

Despite the serious issues and ideas being examined in the film, It’s Alive is far from a dour affair. At heart, it is still a monster movie and filled with a sense of fun and a great deal of pitch-black humor. In one of its more memorable moments, a milkman is sucked into the rear compartment of his truck as red blood mingles with the white milk from smashed bottles leaking out the back of the truck and streaming down the street. Just after Frank agrees to join the hunt for his baby, the film cuts to the back of an ice cream truck with the words “STOP CHILDREN” emblazoned on it. It’s a movie filled with great kills, a mutant baby—created by make-up effects master Rick Baker early in his career, and plenty of action—and all in a PG rated movie! I’m telling you, the ’70s were wild. It just also happens to have some thoughtful ideas behind it as well.

Which was Larry Cohen’s specialty. Cohen made all kinds of movies, but his most enduring have been his horror films and all of them tackle the social issues and fears of the time they were made. God Told Me To (1976), Q: The Winged Serpent (1982), and The Stuff (1985) are all great examples of his socially aware, low-budget, exploitation filmmaking with a brain and It’s Alive certainly fits right in with that group. Cohen would go on to write and direct two sequels, It Lives Again (aka It’s Alive 2) in 1978 and It’s Alive III: Island of the Alive in 1987 and is credited as a co-writer on the 2008 remake. All these films explore the ideas of parental responsibility in light of the various concerns of the times they were made including abortion rights and AIDS.

Fifty years after It’s Alive was initially released, it has only become more relevant in the ensuing years. Fears surrounding parenthood have been with us since the beginning of time but as the years pass the reasons for these fears only seem to become more and more profound. In today’s world the conversation of the fathers in the waiting room could be expanded to hormones and genetic modifications in food, terrorism, climate change, school and other mass shootings, and other threats that were unknown or at least less of a concern fifty years ago. Perhaps the fearmongering conspiracy theories about chemtrails and vaccines would be mentioned as well, though in a more satirical fashion, as fears some expectant parents encounter while endlessly doomscrolling Facebook or Twitter. Speaking for myself, despite the struggles, the fears, and the sadness that sometimes comes with having children, it’s been worth it. The joys ultimately outweigh all of that, but I understand the terror too. Becoming a parent is no easy choice, nor should it be. But as I look back, I can say that I’m glad we made the choice we did.

I wonder if Frank and Lenore can say the same thing.

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