Natalya and Svetlana – Hostel
I fully realize the irony in complaining about misogynistic assholes in the previous entry, only to not complain about them in this one. Don’t get me wrong, I think the male characters in this movie are despicable, but these two girls (and Axelle in the superior sequel) really deserve to die. Natalya and Svetlana had it coming, and their overkill was immensely satisfying.
Derrick Jones – Piranha 3D
I know, I know. Piranha 3D is more a comedy than a horror film. Sue me. Jerry O’Connell was arguably the most entertaining part of this film, and his death is one of the most appropriate ones on this list. No man deserves to have his penis bit off, but if there was one, Derrick would certainly qualify.
