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5 Upcoming Stephen King Adaptations We Can’t Wait to See!
As we’ve discussed in detail before, Stephen King adaptations can be very hit-or-miss, with the majority of them being more miss than hit. For every Carrie or Misery there is a Dreamcatcher or an Under the Dome. That being said, it’s hard not to get to excited when a new film or television adaptation of one of King’s works is announced. Not all of them come to fruition, or they spend years in development hell, but when production actually starts on an adaptations it is certainly capable of getting your adrenaline pumping! The five adaptations on this list are some of the Stephen King adaptations that we are looking forward to the most.
It
After a failed attempt at adapting It with True Detective director Cary Fukunaga at the helm, Mama director Andy Muschietti was brought on as a new director. The summer of 2016 was filled with productions updates as the child actors were cast, the time period was revealed (the 80s!), and Pennywise’s new look was unveiled. Seeing as how filming wrapped in September, everything seems to have gone according to plan. It is scheduled to be released on September 8, 2017, and audiences will finally get the (hopefully) R-rated It adaptation that the 1990 ABC mini-series wasn’t able to deliver. Expectations are higher than ever for this one!

Gerald’s Game
Gerald’s Game was considered un-filmable for the longest time. It is, after all, about a woman named Jessie who accidentally kills her husband mid-coitus while she is handcuffed to the bed. The rest of the novel is set entirely in the bedroom as Jessie struggles to escape her new prison. Lucky for us, Mike Flanagan is attempting to film the un-filmable and Netflix may finance and distribute it! Flanagan’s involvement with the project was announced over two years ago, but he got sidetracked with Ouija: Origin of Evil. Now it looks like things are moving forward, which is a good thing for fans of King’s underrated novel.

The Dark Tower
The Dark Tower has had a long road to make it to the big screen and for good reason. Spanning eight novels and more than 4,000 pages, the series is home to King’s densest mythology. After several false starts, production on the film finally began back in March, with director Nikolaj Arcel at the helm. A release date has been set for February 17, 2017, which is an interesting time to release the epic. February is known for being a genre film dumping ground, but after Deadpool’s success from the same weekend last year it’s understandable that Sony is feeling confident with that date. The film may divide fans, as it is being touted as a new take on the series rather than a direct adaptation of the novels.

Mr. Mercedes
The story behind the television adaptation of the first installment in Stephen King’s Detective Bill Hodges trilogy is a bittersweet one. The late Anton Yelchin was cast as the mentally deranged ice cream truck driver Brady Hartsfield just 26 days before his untimely death. Understandably, the project has hit a road block (Brendan Gleeson was also cast as Brady’s nemesis Detective Bill Hodges). While a 2018 release on AT&T’s Audience Network could still be in the cards, it may be a while before we see Mr. Mercedes brought to our television screens. Still, there are three books (and three seasons’ worth) of material to use for a series, and it would be nice to see t his project move forward.

NOS4A2 by Joe Hill
I’m sneaking this one in here since it’s not really a Stephen King adaptation (though I will anticipate the comments that call me out for even including it on this list), but at least I’m keeping it in the family! King’s son Joe Hill has written some amazing novels, and one of his best is on its way to becoming a television series on AMC. While I’m still bummed we haven’t gotten an adaptation of Heart-Shaped Box yet, NOS4A2 is a perfect literary property to turn into a series. There is a ton of mythology to mine from its pages. The title refers to the license plate of the villain’s 1938 Rolls Royce Wraith (an abbreviation of “nosferatu”). That villain happens to be Charlie Manx, a grotesque figure with long sharp teeth who kidnaps children and brings them to Christmasland and sucks the life out of them, turning them into vampires. It’s a truly remarkable piece of fiction that only a network like AMC will be able to do justice.

Which adaptation are you looking forward to the most? We all know that The Mist is being adapted as a television series for Spike TV, and there are supposedly film adaptations of Pet Sematary and Doctor Sleep in the works. Let us know your picks in the comments below!
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Neon-Soaked Cult Classic ‘Vamp’ Starring Grace Jones Still Has Bite 40 Years Later
College kids, strippers and vampires—those were Donald P. Borchers’ only requirements when he approached Richard Wenk about writing and directing a movie for New World Pictures. As requested, Wenk cooked up Vamp (1986), a tailor-made blend of the decade’s teen movie craze as well as its horror boom.
Grim and earnest stories were still very much a part of the ’80s horror landscape, yet Vamp is something of a comedy. One difference between it and, say, Saturday the 14th, though, is the former avoids using schtick. Wenk’s movie proves that horror comedies also don’t have to subtract thrills from their recipes. Of course, it takes a minute before reaching that point; college antics and culture shocks preface this one macabre misadventure.
Vamp‘s initial setup is apt for a typical college-set, sex-driven comedy; to bribe their way into a fraternity house, two pledges (Chris Makepeace, Robert Rusler) go looking for some adult entertainment. Without wasting time on any further exposition, the characters embark on an all-in-one-night trip that quickly detours into terror.
To procure their elusive MacGuffin—a stripper willing to gyrate for some frat boys—Keith (Makepeace) and AJ (Rusler), plus a third wheel named Duncan (Gedee Watanabe), trade the safety of their remote college campus for the seediness of some unnamed city. The setting is recognizably L.A. by day, but as soon as night falls, downtown, along with the characters, slips into a kind of surreal universe. Director of photography Elliot Davis gave this early entry on his prolific résumé an unusual yet distinctive look; that Mario Bava-esque, magenta-green lighting is omnipresent, so much so that it’s almost its own character.

Chris Makepeace and Robert Rusler in Vamp
The faint comparisons to Martin Scorsese’s After Hours are merited, although not just because of Vamp’s distinguishing nighttime aesthetic. Save for the primary characters, the supporting roles in Wenk’s movie are also quite colorful and transactional in their behavior. The difference here, though, is the additional urge to ruin Keith and his friends at every turn. Some of that harm is humorous and tolerable enough, whereas the moment Vamp dishes out its first fatality, it’s abundantly clear how this movie qualifies as horror.
Vamp falls into that category of horror movie that reveals its genre with a scream rather than a series of whispers. The opening scene can function as a hint of what lies ahead—things are not at all what they appear to be—but otherwise, Wenk is more than happy to hold off on the horror. When that time does come, though, it catches the viewer off guard. In addition to the pure shock value is that sudden decision to upend the movie’s foremost feature. Or so it would seem.
If afraid of major spoilage, those new to Vamp would be wise to stop reading here. There’s just no skirting around the fact that the central fellowship in this buddy movie hits a serious snag when AJ is killed. That development causes the story to become more of a “long, bad night” journey for Keith and his romantic interest. So while Wenk scores points for subverting expectations, there is also a touch of sadness in his decision. Because if Vamp does anything well, it’s making the characters likable.
Something that comes easily to Vamp—and other teen horror movies from this same era—is its ability to invent young characters worth caring about, or at the very least, are interesting and not so immediately off-putting. More impressive is how Wenk did all this without actually fleshing out those characters. Still and all, Keith and his kind are a grade above cookie-cutter, and in some cases, aren’t completely devoid of growth.

Grace Jones in Vamp
Vamp appeals with an assorted cast of characters. No two are the same, nor are they operating on the same wavelength. The cinematically extroverted AJ, whose actor conveyed charm and vulnerability in near equal amounts, comes alive when he’s at his most undead. Makepeace then makes the chronically cautious Keith a sympathetic fellow, even as he’s more and more affected by the night’s bizarre events. Meanwhile, Duncan is indeed the designated loser of the whole bunch, but Watanabe still manages to humanize him. As a bonus, the role didn’t require him to pull a Long Duk Dong.
As for Dedee Pfeiffer, she is plain adorable as the mysterious After Dark server nicknamed “Amaretto”. She spends all night fixing her dress strap while at the same time trying to get Keith to remember how he knows her. As their offbeat romance grows, it becomes another highlight of this movie. Whether or not Pfeiffer’s character is really a vampire also creates some welcome tension in the story.
Like a lot of its contemporaries, Vamp went on to become a bit of a cult classic. That current status is determined by several factors, but without a doubt, the casting of Grace Jones is the most considerable. The image of her writhing on that unique-looking chair, a Keith Haring original, springs to mind whenever this movie is brought up.

Chris Makepeace, Billy Drago and Paunita Nichols in Vamp
Prior to that first display of unequivocal horror, local vampire queen Katrina (Jones) took to the stage and delivered a strip show like no other. One would expect nothing less from that renowned model and performance artist. By now reports of Jones’ tardiness on set are no secret, yet it’s also hard to deny her commitment to the part of Katrina. It was, in fact, Jones who took charge of her character’s appearance—on top of Haring painting her body and that now-iconic chair, she had Andy Warhol handle her costuming. And not too many actors could seize a room’s attention without saying a single line of dialogue.
In 2022, Vamp received a retrospective novelization from Encyclopocalypse. This literary union of preexisting source material—Wenk’s original screenplay—and new ideas from author Christian Francis amounts to a more comprehensive visit to the After Dark Club. The basic story there is no different than what’s shown on screen; however, Francis gets creative with the characters’ origins and designs, and he enhances a number of key scenes.
The novelization expands on the urban and social decay of the main setting, and supplies a background for the After Dark Club. Sandy Baron’s character, Katrina’s emcee and familiar, is given ample motivation for sticking around; up until the fiery end, he is loyal to his friend and former business partner “Squeak”, who looks like he was “fed through a combine harvester, and left as nothing more than a heap of mangled remains”. Then there is Billy Drago’s character Snow, the leader of a street gang called The Dragons. His reason for menacing Keith and AJ is more altruistic than in the movie; he and his peers act tough to scare off any potential food for the vampires.

Lisa Lyon in Vamp
If not for all the backstories, Francis’ Vamp would be a hell of a lot shorter. Instead, this tie-in read dives into how AJ met Keith—the orphaned Anthony Joseph hailed from a broken home back in Brooklyn—and how their friendship flourished over the years. Keith’s archership is no longer just an assumed part of his entire being; it’s a confidence-building extracurricular for a boy who got picked on before coming into the protection of the new kid in town. These supplemental, in-depth looks at the protagonists, plus their close connection, are maybe unnecessary. The movie already did a fair and concise job of addressing their platonic intimacy without the need for flashbacks and insights, specifically in that scene where AJ lays it all out as he sacrifices himself.
Where the novelization gets off course is its approach to the minor characters. Intermittently backstorying the likes of Katrina’s indentured servants, Seko (Leila Hee Olsen) and Vlad (Brad Logan), ends up disturbing the flow of the writing. Was it absolutely essential that readers know Vlad was the Grand Duke of the House of Romanov, or how Snow’s accomplice Maven (Paunita Nichols) became so dentally challenged? No, not really. However, one’s mileage with these random biographies may vary.
The novelization is a more substantial experience, but for a movie like Vamp, less is more. And as plentiful as they are, it never simply coasts on its campy charms, either. The character work sits comfortably in that realm between cursory and meticulous, the script is sharper than first realized, and Greg Cannom’s vampire makeup is straightforward yet effective. Most of all, the movie didn’t squander its out-of-the-box concept. Richard Wenk made his vision of a “comic nightmare in which just about anything that can go wrong does” come true, and it is very enjoyable.

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