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5 Absolutely Terrifying Christmas Legends!
Christmas is a time for family, love and joy, but that doesn’t mean horror doesn’t have a place in the holiday. While many families will be celebrating the annual visit from St. Nicholas on Christmas Eve, some families will be preparing for visits from more sinister characters. The following five Christmas legends all speak of nefarious creatures or people that do more harm than good during the holiday season. Which one is the scariest? You tell us!
1. Krampus
Krampus has entered the popular culture thanks to films like Michael Dougherty’s Krampus, but that wasn’t always the case. According to legend, Krampus (whose name comes from the German word for “claw”) is a half goat-half demon with cloven hooves and a long tongue who would visit the houses of naughty children. While there he would beat them with birch branches or a whip before taking them back to his lair to live forever. While there he would beat them and torture them some more. If that doesn’t put you in the holiday spirit I don’t know what will!
2. Belsnickel
While many of you may know Belsnickel because of The Office, his origins actually go way back to the early 1800s. Belsnickel is a cantankerous old man who would deliver cakes, candies and nuts to the good children and whip the bad children with a switch on Christmas Eve.
3. Perchta
Perchta is a dual-gendered spirit who may appear either as a beautiful woman or a haggard crone. She would visit homes throughout the 12 days of Christmas and determine (like so many of the other characters in this list) whether or not the children had behaved all year. If they had, she would leave them a silver coin. If they hadn’t, she would slit their bellies open, removed their guts and stuff the hole with straw and pebbles. That’s….quite intense. I’m sure many children dreaded December for fear of receiving a visit from Perchta.
4. Grýla
Originating in Iceland, Grýla is a giantess who is able to sense misbehaving children all year-round. She keeps a record of those children and eats them as a snack during Christmas time. As you can see in the image below, it wasn’t the cleanest meal, though she would frequently make a stew with the naughty children. Fun fact: in later years the legend had her being the mother of the Yule Lads, mischievous creatures who play pranks on the townspeople.
5. Knecht Ruprecht
Knecht Ruprecht has been mentioned as a companion of Saint Nicholas, but he would go from house to house and ask the children to pray. If they did he would give them a treat (apples, nuts, etc.), but if they didn’t he would give them useless trinkets (coal, sticks, etc.). The worst would come if they refused to even try to pray: he would beat them (that seems to be a common theme, doesn’t it?) with his bag of ashes that he liked to carry around. It is even said that he would leave a switch for their parents to beat them with during the year.
What is a scary Christmas/Holiday legend you have heard before? Share your stories in the comments below!
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6 Dark Fantasy Films That Every Genre Fan Should Watch
From child-eating witches to village-burning dragons, fairy tales have always had a foot in the horror genre. That’s why it makes sense that, for every The Hobbit and The Chronicles of Narnia, there are also darker and more adult-oriented stories about magical worlds inhabited by ravenous monsters and cruel villains.
Funnily enough, these sinister tales were precisely the ones that I gravitated towards back when I was a kid, and I was reminded of this while watching Netflix’s recently released I Am Frankelda, Mexico’s first ever feature-length stop-motion animation and one hell of an entertaining parable about the intersection between fiction and reality.
In honor of this special kind of horror-adjacent fairy tale, today I’d like to share this list recommending six Dark Fantasy films that horror fans might enjoy.
For the purposes of this list, we’ll be defining Dark Fantasy as fantastical stories that don’t shy away from the more macabre elements that fuel classic fairy tales. That being said, don’t forget to comment below with your own grim favorites if you think we missed a particularly thrilling one.
With that out of the way, onto the list!
6. Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013)

I’m fascinated by bizarre attempts at blockbuster filmmaking – especially when the resulting movies are somehow still fun despite their corporate-mandated origins. Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters is precisely one of these strangely compelling studio projects, as this surprisingly successful action-thriller boasts a lot of heart (and tongue-in-cheek humor) for a CGI-heavy creature feature.
Directed by Dead Snow’s Tommy Wirkola, Witch Hunters re-frames the classic fairy tale as an origin story for a duo of badass monster-slayers. Of course, it’s the flick’s anachronistic aesthetic and overall visual flair that make it stand out from other action-horror endeavors from around the same time.
5. The Wolf House (2018)

Made in the tradition of faux cursed films in the same vein as Antrum: The Deadliest Film Ever Made, the eerie backstory to 2018’s Chilean animated flick The Wolf House (La Casa Lobo in the original Spanish) already makes it a nightmarish experience before the flick even really begins.
After all, the movie is presented to us as a faux propaganda film produced by the leader of a death cult (heavily inspired by the real life Colonia Dignidad), with this hybrid animated feature using complex movie magic to simulate a single uninterrupted shot as it tells the story of a lazy young girl who runs away from an isolated colony and encounters a creepy old house in the woods.
4. The Brothers Grimm (2005)

Out of all the Monty Python alumni, Terry Gilliam has had the most interesting career outside of the original comedy group. From fascinating canceled projects (such as his scrapped adaptation of Watchmen) to dystopian parodies that feel more relevant by the minute (1985’s Brazil), even his “lesser” films are still intriguing in their own way.
2005’s The Brothers Grimm is one such project, with this peculiar movie attempting to combine the comedian-turned-filmmaker’s unique visual style with a more blockbuster-oriented plot reimagining the titular brothers as con-artists rather than mere writers. The end result isn’t exactly a masterpiece, but it’s still a legitimately fun ride with plenty of memorable monsters and wonderful performances by both the late, great Heath Ledger and Matt Damon.
3. Dante’s Inferno: An Animated Epic (2010)

2010’s Dante’s Inferno game may have a reputation as something of an unapologetic God of War clone, but I’d argue that the now-obscure game was aesthetically unique enough to deserve a bigger fanbase. However, while the title remains trapped on the seventh console generation, its highly underrated anime adaptation is a lot easier to get a hold of!
Animated by 6 different studios in order to make the 9 circles of hell feel unique from each other, this may not be a completely faithful adaptation of Dante Alighieri’s poem, but it’s still one heck of a great (not to mention gory) time that I’d highly recommend to fans of Netflix’s take on Castlevania.
2. Underworld: Rise of the Lycans (2009)

My personal favorite entry in the Underworld franchise, Rise of the Lycans, is a highly ambitious prequel that actually works better if you haven’t had the story spoiled to you by the previous Underworld films.
While the rest of the series features plenty of urban fantasy elements as the movies combine machine guns and modern environments with gothic storytelling, Patrick Tatopoulos’ prequel fully embraces its fantastical origins and tells a classic tale about a doomed romance between a werewolf and a vampire amid a medieval uprising.
And the best part is that we get a lot more Michael Sheen as the fan-favorite Lucian.
1. Solomon Kane (2011)

One of my personal favorite movies on this list, MJ Basset’s criminally underseen adaptation of Robert E. Howard’s other iconic warrior is thoroughly steeped in horror ambience and features plenty of memorable monsters. However, it’s also a classic origin story for a swashbuckling hero that wouldn’t feel out of place in a tabletop RPG.
While I’ve already written about how the film deftly combines both horror and fantasy elements without breaking the bank, I’ll never pass up an opportunity to recommend the bizarre movie where James Purefoy expertly plays a puritan John Wick.
It’s just too bad that we never got the other films in this intended trilogy.





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