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Ranking the Slashers That Tried to Cash In on the Success of ‘Scream’!

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On December 20th, Wes Craven’s classic slasher film Scream turns 20 years old. Many of you know how I feel about Scream. I’ve made my love for it and its sequels (yes, even Scream 3) apparent in the past, but the original was a landmark film that redefined the horror genre. I’ll be spending this week writing a handful of posts about Scream (call it “Scream Week,” if you will) in the hopes that more people will join in on celebrating this wonderful film. 

When Scream was released in 1996, the horror genre was essentially dead. The endless supply of horror sequels being released were doing worse and worse at the box office, and original horror films were failing critically and commercially . When Scream turned out to be a box office success and a hit with critics, studios started turning back to the genre that had long been thought dead. None of the imitators would be able to match Scream in terms of quality (or box office numbers), but most of them have somewhat redeemable qualities. The eight films listed below are some of Scream’s most high-profile imitators, and I’ve taken the liberty of ranking them (as I’m wont to do) from best to worst!

***WARNING: The ending of Urban Legend will be spoiled, because how can you discuss that film and not mention its ending?***


8. I’ve Been Waiting For You (1998)

The first of two Lois Duncan adaptations on this list (this time of her novel Gallows Hill), I’ve Been Waiting For You is one of the lazier attempts to cash in on the late ’90s teen slasher craze. Not helping matters is that it was released just five months after I Know What You Did Last Summer, which makes I’ve Been Waiting For You‘s mediocrity even more apparent. Duane Poole’s screenplay ham-fistedly morphs Duncan’s supernatural premise (about a girl with powers and a connection to the Salem witch trials) into a bloodless and cliché-ridden slasher. While it can be entertaining in that cheesy TV movie way, especially when you realize the cast consists of then-unknowns Sarah Chalke, Christian Campbell (Neve’s brother), Ben Foster and a post-Punky Brewster Soleil Moon Frye. Ultimately, it is nothing more than a disjointed, watered down and forgettable dud.

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7. Valentine (2001)

What makes Jamie Blanks’s (Urban LegendValentine such a crushing disappointment is that it was adapted from a really good Tom Savage novel. While it’s far from the worst slasher ever made, it is painfully average. The lack of gore and scares added to the fact that the killer’s identity is obvious from the get-go make this one of the more forgettable horror films of the 2000s. This is the type of film that Scream was sending up, so releasing it five years after Scream (and one year after Scream 3) seems like a poor choice. Had the tone of the film been more ironic then it might have worked, but as it stands Valentine is a completely forgettable film (Don Davis’s score is on point though).

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6. Cherry Falls (2000)

This is where this list becomes really difficult for me, because I genuinely love all of the films from here on out (I am a child of the 90s after all). Cherry Falls is an above-average slasher film that suffered from a horrific post-production process due to the MPAA. A clever premise (a serial killer stalks virgins in a small Virginia town) with solid directing from Geoffrey Wright, as well as strong performances from Michael Biehn, Jay Mohr and the late Brittany Murphy make for a highly entertaining and self-aware slasher (though not quite as clever as it thinks it is). Unfortunately it was doomed to be a TV movie and was released on the USA Network in 2000.

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5. Halloween: H20 (1998)

I’m one of those weirdos who likes to pretend HalloweenHalloween II and Halloween: H20 are the only films in the Halloween franchise. Sue me. H20 wouldn’t have existed if it weren’t for Scream reviving the slasher sub-genre (the last Halloween sequel grossed just $15.1 million in 1995), and lucky for us we got an above average sequel with a tour de force performance from Jamie Lee Curtis. While it curiously ignored the events of Halloween 3-6, the franchise returned to its roots by pitting Laurie Strode (Curtis) against her brother Michael Myers. While it’s not a particularly scary film (save for that suspenseful garbage disposal sequence), it does have a taut, fast-paced script (making for an all-too-brief 86-minute runtime) and impressive direction from horror mainstay Steve Miner (Friday the 13th Part II and Part IIILake Placid). There is a sense of fun present here that was lacking from the other Halloween sequels and for that it should be commended.

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A journalist for Bloody Disgusting since 2015, Trace writes film reviews and editorials, as well as co-hosts Bloody Disgusting's Horror Queers podcast, which looks at horror films through a queer lens. He has since become dedicated to amplifying queer voices in the horror community, while also injecting his own personal flair into film discourse. Trace lives in Denver, CO with his husband and their two dogs. Find him on Twitter @TracedThurman

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Neon-Soaked Cult Classic ‘Vamp’ Starring Grace Jones Still Has Bite 40 Years Later

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Grace Jones and Dedee Pfeiffer in Vamp

College kids, strippers and vampires—those were Donald P. Borchers’ only requirements when he approached Richard Wenk about writing and directing a movie for New World Pictures. As requested, Wenk cooked up Vamp (1986), a tailor-made blend of the decade’s teen movie craze as well as its horror boom.

Grim and earnest stories were still very much a part of the ’80s horror landscape, yet Vamp is something of a comedy. One difference between it and, say, Saturday the 14th, though, is the former avoids using schtick. Wenk’s movie proves that horror comedies also don’t have to subtract thrills from their recipes. Of course, it takes a minute before reaching that point; college antics and culture shocks preface this one macabre misadventure.

Vamp‘s initial setup is apt for a typical college-set, sex-driven comedy; to bribe their way into a fraternity house, two pledges (Chris Makepeace, Robert Rusler) go looking for some adult entertainment. Without wasting time on any further exposition, the characters embark on an all-in-one-night trip that quickly detours into terror.

To procure their elusive MacGuffin—a stripper willing to gyrate for some frat boys—Keith (Makepeace) and AJ (Rusler), plus a third wheel named Duncan (Gedee Watanabe), trade the safety of their remote college campus for the seediness of some unnamed city. The setting is recognizably L.A. by day, but as soon as night falls, downtown, along with the characters, slips into a kind of surreal universe. Director of photography Elliot Davis gave this early entry on his prolific résumé an unusual yet distinctive look; that Mario Bava-esque, magenta-green lighting is omnipresent, so much so that it’s almost its own character. 

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Chris Makepeace and Robert Rusler in Vamp

The faint comparisons to Martin Scorsese’s After Hours are merited, although not just because of Vamp’s distinguishing nighttime aesthetic. Save for the primary characters, the supporting roles in Wenk’s movie are also quite colorful and transactional in their behavior. The difference here, though, is the additional urge to ruin Keith and his friends at every turn. Some of that harm is humorous and tolerable enough, whereas the moment Vamp dishes out its first fatality, it’s abundantly clear how this movie qualifies as horror.

Vamp falls into that category of horror movie that reveals its genre with a scream rather than a series of whispers. The opening scene can function as a hint of what lies ahead—things are not at all what they appear to be—but otherwise, Wenk is more than happy to hold off on the horror. When that time does come, though, it catches the viewer off guard. In addition to the pure shock value is that sudden decision to upend the movie’s foremost feature. Or so it would seem.

If afraid of major spoilage, those new to Vamp would be wise to stop reading here. There’s just no skirting around the fact that the central fellowship in this buddy movie hits a serious snag when AJ is killed. That development causes the story to become more of a “long, bad night” journey for Keith and his romantic interest. So while Wenk scores points for subverting expectations, there is also a touch of sadness in his decision. Because if Vamp does anything well, it’s making the characters likable.

Something that comes easily to Vamp—and other teen horror movies from this same era—is its ability to invent young characters worth caring about, or at the very least, are interesting and not so immediately off-putting. More impressive is how Wenk did all this without actually fleshing out those characters. Still and all, Keith and his kind are a grade above cookie-cutter, and in some cases, aren’t completely devoid of growth.

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Grace Jones in Vamp

Vamp appeals with an assorted cast of characters. No two are the same, nor are they operating on the same wavelength. The cinematically extroverted AJ, whose actor conveyed charm and vulnerability in near equal amounts, comes alive when he’s at his most undead. Makepeace then makes the chronically cautious Keith a sympathetic fellow, even as he’s more and more affected by the night’s bizarre events. Meanwhile, Duncan is indeed the designated loser of the whole bunch, but Watanabe still manages to humanize him. As a bonus, the role didn’t require him to pull a Long Duk Dong.

As for Dedee Pfeiffer, she is plain adorable as the mysterious After Dark server nicknamed “Amaretto”. She spends all night fixing her dress strap while at the same time trying to get Keith to remember how he knows her. As their offbeat romance grows, it becomes another highlight of this movie. Whether or not Pfeiffer’s character is really a vampire also creates some welcome tension in the story.

Like a lot of its contemporaries, Vamp went on to become a bit of a cult classic. That current status is determined by several factors, but without a doubt, the casting of Grace Jones is the most considerable. The image of her writhing on that unique-looking chair, a Keith Haring original, springs to mind whenever this movie is brought up.

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Chris Makepeace, Billy Drago and Paunita Nichols in Vamp

Prior to that first display of unequivocal horror, local vampire queen Katrina (Jones) took to the stage and delivered a strip show like no other. One would expect nothing less from that renowned model and performance artist. By now reports of Jones’ tardiness on set are no secret, yet it’s also hard to deny her commitment to the part of Katrina. It was, in fact, Jones who took charge of her character’s appearance—on top of Haring painting her body and that now-iconic chair, she had Andy Warhol handle her costuming. And not too many actors could seize a room’s attention without saying a single line of dialogue.

In 2022, Vamp received a retrospective novelization from Encyclopocalypse. This literary union of preexisting source material—Wenk’s original screenplay—and new ideas from author Christian Francis amounts to a more comprehensive visit to the After Dark Club. The basic story there is no different than what’s shown on screen; however, Francis gets creative with the characters’ origins and designs, and he enhances a number of key scenes.

The novelization expands on the urban and social decay of the main setting, and supplies a background for the After Dark Club. Sandy Baron’s character, Katrina’s emcee and familiar, is given ample motivation for sticking around; up until the fiery end, he is loyal to his friend and former business partnerSqueak, who looks like he wasfed through a combine harvester, and left as nothing more than a heap of mangled remains. Then there is Billy Drago’s character Snow, the leader of a street gang called The Dragons. His reason for menacing Keith and AJ is more altruistic than in the movie; he and his peers act tough to scare off any potential food for the vampires. 

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Lisa Lyon in Vamp

If not for all the backstories, Francis’ Vamp would be a hell of a lot shorter. Instead, this tie-in read dives into how AJ met Keith—the orphaned Anthony Joseph hailed from a broken home back in Brooklyn—and how their friendship flourished over the years. Keith’s archership is no longer just an assumed part of his entire being; it’s a confidence-building extracurricular for a boy who got picked on before coming into the protection of the new kid in town. These supplemental, in-depth looks at the protagonists, plus their close connection, are maybe unnecessary. The movie already did a fair and concise job of addressing their platonic intimacy without the need for flashbacks and insights, specifically in that scene where AJ lays it all out as he sacrifices himself.

Where the novelization gets off course is its approach to the minor characters. Intermittently backstorying the likes of Katrina’s indentured servants, Seko (Leila Hee Olsen) and Vlad (Brad Logan), ends up disturbing the flow of the writing. Was it absolutely essential that readers know Vlad was the Grand Duke of the House of Romanov, or how Snow’s accomplice Maven (Paunita Nichols) became so dentally challenged? No, not really. However, one’s mileage with these random biographies may vary.

The novelization is a more substantial experience, but for a movie like Vamp, less is more. And as plentiful as they are, it never simply coasts on its campy charms, either. The character work sits comfortably in that realm between cursory and meticulous, the script is sharper than first realized, and Greg Cannom’s vampire makeup is straightforward yet effective. Most of all, the movie didn’t squander its out-of-the-box concept. Richard Wenk made his vision of acomic nightmare in which just about anything that can go wrong doescome true, and it is very enjoyable.

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