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[Review] ‘The Glass Staircase’ is a Loving Homage to Retro Survival Horror and Fulci’s Zombie Films

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In Bloody Disgusting’s The Glass Staircase review, we uncover the dark secrets behind Puppet Combo’s Fulci-inspired survival horror.

There’s some exciting horror rising up from the independent spaces in video games. Airdorf’s FAITH, 98DEMAKE’s September 1999, and a whole host of others have stripped horror games back to the core and reminded us how games can be an effective platform for delivering terror, chills, and all-around creepiness.

There’s a healthy amount of love and respect for horror from independent developers, perhaps none more so than Puppet Combo, a developer who has put out a ridiculous amount of retro-inspired horror games, including Power Drill Massacre and Night of the Nun, in a relatively short time, and the latest, The Glass Staircase, is especially eye-catching.

Inspired by early PlayStation Survival Horror games such as Clock Tower, Silent Hill, and Rule of Rose, The Glass Staircase sees you in control of one of several young girls who finds themselves in a dilapidated mansion posing as an orphanage, tucked away in the English countryside. Of course, being a horror game, there’s something not quite right about the place. The girls are seemingly being held against their will by faceless overseers. Once you leave your shared room, the nightmare truly begins as the girls are picked off one-by-one, and you must try and uncover the dark secrets of the mansion before it’s too late. Thankfully, you may be controlling kids, but they aren’t shy about using a gun against the forces of evil.

Puppet Combo’s other inspiration comes in the form of Italian zombie films (’80s gorefests are a fond favorite of the developer). The clearest callback is to Fulci’s Gates of Hell Trilogy, with that same nightmarish incoherence that made the likes of House by the Cemetery and The Beyond such wonderfully disturbing experiences. Puppet Combo has certainly captured the essence of that with The Glass Staircase. the mansion itself is reminiscent of the one from The Beyond. It’s falling apart, but you can see the majesty that once existed in its design. Oh, and then there’s the horrors that lie within its walls, but that’s something you should probably see for yourself.

What follows is a classic survival horror experience. Gore, monstrosities, puzzles, letter-reading, key-grabbing, fixed camera paranoia, and even tank controls if you wish. There is a modern heart to the game with some quality of life improvements on the old formula, but even then there’s no denying The Glass Staircase would be right at home alongside many of the games that helped breathe life into it. The thing that makes it stand out from that crowd is the use of 80s VHS scuzz on top of the visuals. It helps to emulate that nasty, and sordid aesthetic of the era, especially concerning Italian horror like Fulci’s.

There’s the odd drawback of course. Tank controls bring all the frustrations they once did, though of course, the upside here is that the treacly movement actually suits the dreamlike atmosphere really well, so it’s fair to say it’s more effective to use them than the modern settings, even if they are better to use comfortably. So the choice is comfort and accessibility or possible frustration and a more authentic horror experience.

The plot is rather mysterious, yet it does come with some resolution and depth. If you find the vagueness of Fulci’s films irritating, however, then The Glass Staircase may not exactly convert you to that style of storytelling.

Happily then, The Glass Staircase manages to be both a wonderfully nostalgic throwback to two beloved styles of horror in two mediums, but with enough modern flourishes to make it more palatable and interesting for a modern audience. It’s Puppet Combo’s most ambitious effort to date, and the love for the horror genre shines bright here.

The Glass Staircase review key provided by the developer.

You can purchase The Glass Staircase on PC via itch.io or you can become a Patreon subscriber to Puppet Combo, and have access to all the games made so far, and also get hands-on with work-in-progress projects.

 

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‘A Haunted House’ and the Death of the Horror Spoof Movie

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Due to a complex series of anthropological mishaps, the Wayans Brothers are a huge deal in Brazil. Around these parts, White Chicks is considered a national treasure by a lot of people, so it stands to reason that Brazilian audiences would continue to accompany the Wayans’ comedic output long after North America had stopped taking them seriously as comedic titans.

This is the only reason why I originally watched Michael Tiddes and Marlon Wayans’ 2013 horror spoof A Haunted House – appropriately known as “Paranormal Inactivity” in South America – despite having abandoned this kind of movie shortly after the excellent Scary Movie 3. However, to my complete and utter amazement, I found myself mostly enjoying this unhinged parody of Found Footage films almost as much as the iconic spoofs that spear-headed the genre during the 2000s. And with Paramount having recently announced a reboot of the Scary Movie franchise, I think this is the perfect time to revisit the divisive humor of A Haunted House and maybe figure out why this kind of film hasn’t been popular in a long time.

Before we had memes and internet personalities to make fun of movie tropes for free on the internet, parody movies had been entertaining audiences with meta-humor since the very dawn of cinema. And since the genre attracted large audiences without the need for a serious budget, it made sense for studios to encourage parodies of their own productions – which is precisely what happened with Miramax when they commissioned a parody of the Scream franchise, the original Scary Movie.

The unprecedented success of the spoof (especially overseas) led to a series of sequels, spin-offs and rip-offs that came along throughout the 2000s. While some of these were still quite funny (I have a soft spot for 2008’s Superhero Movie), they ended up flooding the market much like the Guitar Hero games that plagued video game stores during that same timeframe.

You could really confuse someone by editing this scene into Paranormal Activity.

Of course, that didn’t stop Tiddes and Marlon Wayans from wanting to make another spoof meant to lampoon a sub-genre that had been mostly overlooked by the Scary Movie series – namely the second wave of Found Footage films inspired by Paranormal Activity. Wayans actually had an easier time than usual funding the picture due to the project’s Found Footage presentation, with the format allowing for a lower budget without compromising box office appeal.

In the finished film, we’re presented with supposedly real footage recovered from the home of Malcom Johnson (Wayans). The recordings themselves depict a series of unexplainable events that begin to plague his home when Kisha Davis (Essence Atkins) decides to move in, with the couple slowly realizing that the difficulties of a shared life are no match for demonic shenanigans.

In practice, this means that viewers are subjected to a series of familiar scares subverted by wacky hijinks, with the flick featuring everything from a humorous recreation of the iconic fan-camera from Paranormal Activity 3 to bizarre dance numbers replacing Katy’s late-night trances from Oren Peli’s original movie.

Your enjoyment of these antics will obviously depend on how accepting you are of Wayans’ patented brand of crass comedy. From advanced potty humor to some exaggerated racial commentary – including a clever moment where Malcom actually attempts to move out of the titular haunted house because he’s not white enough to deal with the haunting – it’s not all that surprising that the flick wound up with a 10% rating on Rotten Tomatoes despite making a killing at the box office.

However, while this isn’t my preferred kind of humor, I think the inherent limitations of Found Footage ended up curtailing the usual excesses present in this kind of parody, with the filmmakers being forced to focus on character-based comedy and a smaller scale story. This is why I mostly appreciate the love-hate rapport between Kisha and Malcom even if it wouldn’t translate to a healthy relationship in real life.

Of course, the jokes themselves can also be pretty entertaining on their own, with cartoony gags like the ghost getting high with the protagonists (complete with smoke-filled invisible lungs) and a series of silly The Exorcist homages towards the end of the movie. The major issue here is that these legitimately funny and genre-specific jokes are often accompanied by repetitive attempts at low-brow humor that you could find in any other cheap comedy.

Not a good idea.

Not only are some of these painfully drawn out “jokes” incredibly unfunny, but they can also be remarkably offensive in some cases. There are some pretty insensitive allusions to sexual assault here, as well as a collection of secondary characters defined by negative racial stereotypes (even though I chuckled heartily when the Latina maid was revealed to have been faking her poor English the entire time).

Cinephiles often claim that increasingly sloppy writing led to audiences giving up on spoof movies, but the fact is that many of the more beloved examples of the genre contain some of the same issues as later films like A Haunted House – it’s just that we as an audience have (mostly) grown up and are now demanding more from our comedy. However, this isn’t the case everywhere, as – much like the Elves from Lord of the Rings – spoof movies never really died, they simply diminished.

A Haunted House made so much money that they immediately started working on a second one that released the following year (to even worse reviews), and the same team would later collaborate once again on yet another spoof, 50 Shades of Black. This kind of film clearly still exists and still makes a lot of money (especially here in Brazil), they just don’t have the same cultural impact that they used to in a pre-social-media-humor world.

At the end of the day, A Haunted House is no comedic masterpiece, failing to live up to the laugh-out-loud thrills of films like Scary Movie 3, but it’s also not the trainwreck that most critics made it out to be back in 2013. Comedy is extremely subjective, and while the raunchy humor behind this flick definitely isn’t for everyone, I still think that this satirical romp is mostly harmless fun that might entertain Found Footage fans that don’t take themselves too seriously.

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