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Tokyo in Ruins: Top 10 Toho ‘Godzilla’ Films!

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With Michael Dougherty’s Godzilla: King of the Monsters just around the corner, we thought it would be a great time to revisit the classic Toho series that started it all. To date, there are 32 Japanese films in the Toho canon (including the three anime productions released to Netflix). These titles all span across various continuities: the Shōwa period (’54 – ’75), the Heisei era (’84 – ’95), the Millennium series (’99 – ’04), and the current timeline – Reiwa. Each era carries with it a distinct style and flavor. The original films grew progressively more silly as they went along, playing more and more to a Saturday morning crowd. The films throughout the 90s saw fit to make Godzilla scary again by amping up the tension and monster on monster carnage. Millennium films are…well, they had a bit of an identity crisis. Most of the films in the 2000s acted as direct sequels to the original, ignoring all that had come before. Each film crafted their very own sandbox to play in, and the results were all over the place.

Below is a Top 10 ranking of my personal favorite Godzilla films, and I’ve made an effort to ensure the list represents a well rounded sampling of all the different flavors of ‘Zilla. I honestly thought compiling this would be super easy. As a lifelong fan of the King of the Monsters, I assumed I would just jot down my ten favorites and be done with it. Nope. I put way more thought into Godzilla this past week than any normal human ever should. After several drafts and switching titles and ranks around, I finally landed on what we have before us.


#10 Godzilla 2000: Millennium  (1999)

With the completion of the Heisei era, producers intended to give the battered man in a big green suit reprieve for at least 10 years. The thought behind this hiatus was it would allow Sony Pictures the room they needed to grow their own trilogy of American Godzilla films. The swift and brutal blowback from critics and fans alike upon the release of Godzilla ’98 left Toho reconsidering that whole “time apart” thing. Only four years after the death of Godzilla in Godzilla vs DestroyahToho was prepared to relaunch the franchise with an all new continuity. Godzilla 2000 was a direct sequel to the original ’54 production, ignoring everything that had come before it (and started a trend that would be carried through most of the Millenium era).

The plot is classic kaiju insanity: Godzilla versus some alien who absorbs Godzilla’s DNA to morph into a giant-sized monster named Orga. Lots of destruction and beatdowns ensue. The film is most notable for being the last import to receive a wide theatrical release in the US. Sony (likely trying to build off the notoriety of their own stinker from the year prior) scooped up the rights, put several million into dubbing the film in english, trimming the runtime, remixing the soundtrack, and advertising the film as a major release. Had it been a success, we may have seen a string of Toho films given the big ol’ American release treatment. Unfortunately, the film barely grossed $10 million in the states, falling shy of TriStar’s ambition.

On the plus side, fans now have an American version that is somewhat superior to its Japanese counterpart, a first in the tradition of meddling with the films for an American audience (see Gojira and Return of Godzilla). The goofier tone of this cut is set in stone by the intentionally tongue in cheek dubbing, an effort to pay homage to the earlier films. The sound design and score feel epic compared to the lackluster original, and the abbreviated runtime keeps things moving at a fun clip.


#09 Terror of Mechagodzilla (1975)

Ishirō Honda, the man who started the pop culture phenomenon that is Godzilla, stepped in to direct the final Godzilla picture of the Showa era, Terror of Mechagodzilla. It would also prove to be Honda’s final film as well. The opening titles play out against a “best of” clip package from Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla, making this the first entry to serve as legit direct sequel to the film prior. This time out, more conniving aliens are seeking world domination. They’ve dug up the remains of Mechagodzilla with intent to turn him against all of humanity. A mad scientist and his cyborg daughter who’s in love with an Interpol agent round out the human element.

The film is notable for being the first “finale” showdown and the last go-round for Honda. Terror does move at a snail’s pace, but there are several fun twists along the way to keep things engaging. Furthermore, the tag team of Mechagodzilla 2 and Titanosaurus make for worthy adversaries against The King.


#08 Godzilla Against Mechagodzilla (2002)

This was a tough decision. Almost anytime that Mechagodzilla makes an appearance, you’re pretty much guaranteed a good time. With that in mind, my number eight spot was a toss up between two dueling Mecha-battles, Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla II (’93) and Godzilla Against Mechagodzilla (’02). In the end, Against won out by a hair. The plots for both films are fairly similar. The government has decided to take a hard stance against Godzilla by creating the ultimate weapon, Mechagodzilla. The Millenium version takes the idea one step further by actually harvesting DNA from the bones of the original monster from the ’54 film. Yes, this film posits the idea that the current monster attacking Japan is merely the same species as Gojira.

The human story is rather engaging, focusing on Lt. Akane Yashiro who inadvertently causes the deaths of several soldiers during a Godzilla attack. She blames herself and reluctantly takes charge when tasked with piloting the new mech, named Kiryu. What makes the film work so well is its simplicity. Where Mechagodzilla II keeps things interesting by throwing in several curve balls in the way of Rodan and Godzilla Jr., Against sets up the world cleanly. We know the rules of Kiryu’s operation early on: its battery is good for 2 hours, the Absolute Zero laser (the machine’s death blow) will wipe out 40% of the mech’s power. Knowing these rules makes it all the more exciting when our characters are forced to think fast and break them during the impressive finale.

Yashiro might not be the best lead in Godzilla history, but she’s a complex character that is forced to use brain and brawn while coming to terms with some pretty dark personal demons. She takes priority in the final shot of the film, one of the best in the series, as she stands tall atop the shoulders of a giant, watching a battered G’ waddle off into the sunset.


#07 Monster Zero/Invasion of the Astro Monster (1965)

The always reliable Ishirō Honda jumps back into the director’s chair for another round of King Ghidorah versus Godzilla with old faithful, Rodan, thrown in for good measure. While this film is one of the silliest of the Showa era, and oh-so 60s it hurts, Invasion of the Astro Monster is quintessential Godzilla. Not only do you have two of the most well known combatants (Ghidorah and Rodan), but you’ve got a wacky human plot involving spies and aliens (recurring themes through most of the late 60s/early 70s entries).

When a couple of astronauts uncover the seemingly friendly Xiliens of Planet X, they’re quickly pulled into a scheme to help save the alien race from the treacherous King Ghidorah. The monster’s repeated attacks on their planet has driven the Xiliens to dwell underground. They promise their human visitors a cure for cancer (or “all diseases” depending on the version you watch) in exchange for Godzilla and Rodan on loan. What seems like a win-win situation, relieve earth of two giant monsters that are always causing death and destruction so they can go whoop some three-headed dragon ass on Planet X, quickly turns into a trap that puts the fate of the Earth at risk! Dun-dun-dunnn.


#06 Godzilla vs King Ghidorah (1991)

Director Kazuki Ōmori came in with a quick one-two punch of fan favorites early in the Heisei era. First he delivered one of the gnarliest foes ever put to screen with Godzilla vs BiollanteHis second round in the giant monster battle ring saw fit to bring back the most popular of Godzilla villains, King Ghidorah. Godzilla vs King Ghidorah features one of the most outlandish plotlines in all of Godzilla history. A group of time travelers from the future show up in Japan to warn of Japan’s impending destruction at the hands of Godzilla – the type of destruction they won’t ever bounce back from. SIDE NOTE: We need a moc-doc about Tokyo’s repeated rebuilding efforts after Kaiju invasion.

So, our intrepid heros tag along with the visitors and their android muscle, M-11 (heavy Terminator vibes with this one), and they zip back to the future to Lagos Island, 1944. Their goal is to stop a random dinosaur discovered by a bunch of WW2 soldiers from sticking around long enough to get nuked, ultimately morphing into a destructive behemoth dead set on attacking Tokyo every couple of years. Yes, they basically want to erase Godzilla’s creation from history.

It’s a wild film, and that brief description only covers the first act in this out there adventure. King Ghidorah’s origin story here is absolutely absurd, but it’s all part of the fun. Plus, we finally get Mecha-King Ghidorah! The battle scenes between G’ and King G’ are vicious and imaginative. Even if you’re not a huge Big G fan, I dare you not to have fun with this entry.


#05 Godzilla, Mothra and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack (2001)

Considered by many fans to be the best sequel, the obnoxiously titled Godzilla, Mothra, King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack (mercifully abbreviated to GMK) is pretty damn near perfect. Writer/director Shūsuke Kaneko wanted to take the series away from its sci-fi horror roots and lean into the fantasy element. In the film, Godzilla is the manifestation of lives lost at the hands of the Japanese military during WWII. Japan’s only hope is the “Monster Guardians,” originally to be made up by the trio of Anguirus, Varan and Baragon. Toho felt ol’ Ang’ and Varan didn’t have the cachet needed to draw in audiences, so they imposed two marquee names into the fold: Mothra and King Ghidorah. Baragon stuck around but failed to receive the title treatment.

This time out a reporter for a trash rag (think “National Enquirer” meets “TMZ”), Yuri, is convinced there’s a story to be made about the Guardians and Godzilla’s eventual return. Kaneko builds a fantastic sense of mystery as we follow Yuri throughout her investigation of these ancient creatures and the legends that have built up around them. There’s an intriguing concept at play, the idea that folklore is lost in the modern age of technology. Godzilla returns among numerous whispers of “he’s dead” and “Godzilla’s not real.”

The prehistoric monster is presented as a boogeyman returned from the grave to seek revenge on an entire country. His nearly demonic appearance, complete with milky white orbs for eyes, matches the revamped backstory. And for the first time in a while the loss of human life is felt and even highlighted. Numerous vignettes introduce us to characters quivering in terror as Godzilla approaches…it doesn’t end well for most of them. As fun as all the fantasy elements are in GMK, the movie still takes its title villain very serious. Of course, we also get King Ghidorah in the hero role for the fist (and likely last) time in the series. This is simply the best the Millenium series has to offer.


#04 Shin Godzilla (2016)

When Shin Godzilla was released, it was hailed as a masterpiece by many. I 100% agree. Acting as more of a remake than reboot, this was the first time Toho completely disregarded every film prior, including the original. Godzilla’s redesign was the most drastic we’d ever seen as well. Taking various forms throughout the runtime, ‘Zilla’s final form (seen above) is pure horror.

While the monster attack sequences are jaw-dropping in their scope and often beautifully rendered, the main thrust of the story follows the Japanese government’s inability to settle on a plan of action. Writer/director Hideaki Anno once again takes the overgrown dinosaur and molds it into a metaphorical monster. Instead of the embodiment of nuclear war, Godzilla represents the destruction from natural disasters and the failings of man to prepare or prevent mass casualties. One of the strongest allusions calls to mind the Fukushima Daiichi nuclear disaster of 2011 brought on by one of the largest tsunamis on record. The fallout from the nuclear shutdown could’ve been avoided had those in power taken the necessary precautions when trouble signs first arose.

It’s a shame we may never get a direct sequel to Shin as the final image leaves the audience with many questions and a desire to see just what happens next. Toho has already announced plans to build a shared universe of monster films moving forward that will likely disregard the events of Shin. That’s, of course, discounting the fact that they’ve always had a sort of shared universe with their staple of kaiju. Nonetheless, Shin Godzilla is a rare standalone entry in the canon that will surely last the test of time right along the ’54 original. Speaking of..


#03 Godzilla/Gojira (1954)

Ishirō Honda had no idea what he was creating when Gojira first hit movie screens back in 1954. What started as an allegorical tale of nuclear war by way of a marauding, fire breathing beast has become the longest running franchise in cinema. Naturally, us Americans took what was a quiet, chilling film and dubbed it poorly, sloppily inserted new scenes featuring Raymond Burr and packaged the whole thing as Godzilla: The King of the MonstersThe “Americanized” version neutered most of the metaphorical impact.

Oddly enough, the US cut was the only readily available version up until 2004. It’s hard to imagine how long we were deprived of Honda’s true vision of Gojira. Thankfully, we never have to look back, and nor should you. This film brought us the magic of suitmation and a horror icon that shows no sign of slowing down


#02 King Kong vs Godzilla (1962)

It’s surprising to realize this was only the third film in the Godzilla franchise. You would think a marquee showdown such as King Kong vs Godzilla would be something filmmakers might play with on down the line to help breath life into a sagging IP. In fact, this really is the film that cemented the formula of what we think of when we hear the word “kaiju”: two actors dressed up in absurd creature suits, stomping through little model cities, and throwing down in vast open spaces until one of them is deemed “champion.”

For some, gifting King Kong vs Godzilla the number two spot might seem a tad too generous. Ultimately, this a big nostalgia pick for me. I had seen the King of the Monsters and enjoyed it, but it wasn’t until a thankful night in front of my TV with a full Godzilla marathon that my lifelong love for the G Man was solidified. I caught the tail end of Godzilla vs The Sea Monster and marveled as a giant crab creature had its claws ripped from its body, lumps of what looked like imitation crab meat dangling from the open wounds. This less than stellar entry (I had no idea at the time) was quickly followed by the big ape versus the green destroyer.

It’s a delight from start to finish, featuring some of the tightest pacing of the entire Showa era. Sure, Kong’s suit looks like it’s been dragged through a few dozen model cities and left to bounce around in the heavy wash cycle a tad too long, and ultimately, there’s no clear winner. Despite the drawbacks, King Kong vs Godzilla is one of the perfect starting places for those interested in deep diving through the Godzilla filmography.


#01Godzilla vs Destroyah (1995)

There’s not much to say about Godzilla vs Destroyah that I didn’t already mention here, but to reiterate – this is simply one of the strongest follow-ups to the original film. It might not be too concerned with social commentary or tapping into national fears, but it’s a perfect example of kaiju entertainment. From start to finish, the story moves at a breakneck pace as we watch Destroyah grow from a microscopic organism, a Xenomorph-esque terror, and finally to a giant demonic creature hellbent on Godzilla’s destruction.

The big promise made by the film’s advertising was “the death of Godzilla.” The plan was to put Godzilla to rest for at least ten years while Sony went off and made a trilogy of American G films. That didn’t actually pan out, but Toho ensured the last in the Heisei line of films was one to remember. Godzilla is actually given somewhat of a story arch through the piece. From frame one he is on the verge of a literal nuclear meltdown and all he seems to want is to make it back to Godzilla Jr.’s side. The final battle is of epic proportions and Godzilla’s send-off, passing what’s left of his energy to his child, is one that is sure to misty up the eyes of diehard fans.

Godzilla vs Destroyah was the end of an era, and for my money, one of the best Godzilla films ever made.


With a franchise such as Godzilla spanning seven decades and no signs of slowing down, everyone’s Top 10 will be wildly different. Sound off below with your favorite adventures featuring Toho’s crown jewel.

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Before ‘The Blair Witch Project’, ‘Alien Autopsy’ Showed How Real Found Footage Could Feel

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Alien Autopsy: Fact or Fiction

The line separating artist from con man is a lot thinner than you might initially believe. While I think we can all agree that lying for the sake of profit is actively malicious behavior, isn’t it also true that the faux documentary aspect of The Blair Witch Project is half the reason why that film became such a cultural phenomenon? After all, if there’s one thing filmmakers have in common with stage magicians, it’s that misleading and misdirecting audiences is simply part of the job.

That’s why I’ve developed a habit of mostly ignoring the moral quandaries behind many of film and television’s biggest “hoaxes” in favor of appreciating the narrative elements that drive productions like Mermaids: The Body Found and even Animal Planet’s highly underrated The Cannibal in the Jungle. However, if there’s a definitive case of a highly publicized broadcast fooling the world into taking it seriously, it has to be Fox’s infamous 1995 TV special Alien Autopsy: Fact or Fiction.

It’s been over three decades since that eerie footage first haunted television screens right at the peak of the ’90s ufology craze, and in that time, the video has taken on a life of its own. From countless parodies and references in everything from The X-Files to Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater (as well as John Dower’s recently released tell-all documentary The Alien Autopsy Scandal, which I’d highly recommend to genre fans everywhere), there’s no denying the legacy of the Alien Autopsy video. However, I rarely see the tape discussed as what it truly is: a highly convincing found footage film directed by a passionate stage magician and brought to life by masterful practical effects work.

That’s why I’d like to invite readers to join me on a deep dive into one of the most infamous broadcasts of all time in an attempt to reevaluate the footage as a fascinating narrative experience rather than a complete hoax.

The TV Special That Convinced Millions It Was Real

Ray Santilli next to Extraterrestrial replica in ‘The Alien Autopsy Scandal’

For starters, regardless of whether or not you believe that there was in fact an extraterrestrial crash in Roswell during the summer of 1947 and that some form of autopsy was performed on the victims, the producers behind the black & white recordings, Ray Santilli and Gary Shoefield, insist that their video was a “restoration.” Though I’d argue that the proper word is “remake”of genuine footage that was too damaged to air on television. That’s why the duo went on to recruit filmmaker and eccentric magician Spyros Melaris and sculptor/monster designer John Humphreys to bring their version of the autopsy to life and sell it to the highest bidder.

This is where the story of the Alien Autopsy as a narrative experience really begins. Melaris claims that his approach to the faux recording consisted of striving for extreme period accuracy in both shooting equipment and setting while also planting subtle details that would initially seem like mistakes but could later be revealed to actually fit the time period. That being said, the filmmaker was under the impression that the short would be released for free as a PR stunt, with the team later producing and selling an informative documentary chronicling exactly how the footage was faked and commenting on how easy it is to manipulate public perception with a good old-fashioned magic trick.

This obviously isn’t how things went down, and that’s likely the reason why Melaris has since distanced himself from everyone else involved with the project. Yet, no amount of behind-the-scenes drama can undermine the genuine effort that went into making the short as impressive as it is. From the sourcing of real animal organs from a local butcher to make the organic part of the creature more lifelike to the highly detailed sculpt that made use of a hollowed-out underlayer that could be filled with fake blood and assorted viscera, there’s a reason why so many Hollywood specialists are still impressed with the artistry on display here.

Of course, the believability is only half the story, as I think that the best part of the autopsy is how Melaris builds on the existing tension by obscuring certain details and often embracing the chaos of what a real examination of extraterrestrial life could feel like. The camera often goes out of focus at just the right time to make certain effects hit even harder, and we can only speculate as to what the hazmat-suited doctors are gesticulating about during the operation. There’s a real air of mystery to the whole thing that almost makes it feel like a cosmically terrifying, cursed film containing forbidden knowledge that civilians were never meant to see.

So when Fox’s Fact or Fiction brings in the specialists to comment on the film and its otherworldly subject, it’s no surprise that we end up with one of the most memorable mockumentaries of all time – albeit one where the participants are unaware that the footage they’re commenting on is basically a large-scale practical joke. A joke that the network was obviously in on, as many participants claim that the TV special cut out significant portions where guests point out that they believe the footage to be an elaborate hoax.

The Lasting Impact of the Hoax Turned Cultural Event

Regardless, I remember going to bed terrified after watching reruns of the special and thinking about the respected pathologist who claimed that the body was almost certainly inhuman, with even effects maestro Stan Winston commenting on how difficult it would be to recreate some of these visuals through practical puppetry. That’s not even mentioning Jonathan Frakes’ dramatic hyping up of the disturbing imagery as if he was talking about the tape from The Ring, with his spooky demeanor here likely being responsible for his later role as the host of Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction a few years later.

Personally, I’d argue that the Alien Autopsy phenomenon had just as much of an impact on me as a horror fan as The Blair Witch Project, a film that was almost certainly influenced by the success of this immensely popular hoax (to the point where they even produced their own TV special commenting on Heather’s found footage). Even if Fox didn’t intend to produce a narrative feature about the aftermath of the Roswell crash, the end product still holds up remarkably well as a highly entertaining mockumentary exploring the idea that we may not be alone in the universe.

While neither Santilli nor the rest of the production team has ever commented on this, I also think it’s very likely that the idea of a faux Alien Autopsy could have been influenced by Dean Alioto’s The McPherson Tape/UFO Abduction. I’ve already written about how this granddaddy of found footage was co-opted by rogue ufologists who began selling bootlegs of the tape at conventions as if it were real evidence of a close encounter, so it’s not that much of a stretch to imagine that Santilli and company could have heard about this phenomenon and been inspired to come up with their own highly profitable hoax.

At the end of the day, it’s unlikely that the Alien Autopsy film is recreating any real footage from Roswell, but I can still appreciate the short and the accompanying television event as a standalone horror story that still influences the way we see found footage to this very day.

After all, the possibility that something could be real is often much scarier than finding out for sure – and that’s why I think Alien Autopsy: Fact or Fiction is still worth revisiting three decades down the line.

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