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Five Horror Movie Spin-Offs We Desperately Want!

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The horror genre has no shortage of franchises, but for whatever reason, there aren’t a heck of a lot of spin-offs. You can point to exceptions, of course, but they’re mostly in franchises that have learned to rely on branching out in order to keep their concepts fresh. The Conjuring and Godzilla have both followed popular characters and monsters into their own outings, but why stop there?

Lots of popular horror movies and franchises have introduced audiences to larger worlds of horrifying creatures, filled with interesting and exciting characters, but most of them never give those heroes, antiheroes and villains their own chance to shine. But we think if it works for Hobbs and Shaw, it can work for horror characters too.

So let’s take a look at just some of the many promising horror characters who could headline their own movie, free from the limitations of the series that introduced them!


BUDDI BEAR

The remake of Child’s Play introduced a whole new world of homicidal high-end products, so there’s no reason to limit the franchise to just Chucky the killer doll. The climax of the film also revealed a terrifying teddy bear, “Buddi Bear,” which finally makes Teddy Ruxpin’s influence on this franchise explicit.

Although on the surface he may seem similar to Chucky, Buddi (or whatever he’ll be called) could take on a new, animalistic persona, more akin to a talking animal than a talking doll. The new Child’s Play made Chucky turn evil as a result of, essentially, negligent parenting. What about an animatronic that goes evil because of negligent pet care? What happens when we treat an artificial intelligence as badly as some (terrible) people treat their dogs?

There’s only one thing I know for sure: it’ll be bloody, Buddi.


BUG HUNT

There’s a throwaway line in James Cameron’s Aliens that reveals a hell of a lot about the series, but which none of the films have ever followed up on. When the Colonial Marines are getting briefed on their mission, PFC. Hudson (Bill Paxton) asks his superior officer, “Is this going to be a stand-up fight, sir, or another bug hunt?”

“Another” is the key word. If it’s a derogatory term for aliens (probably inspired by Robert Heinlein’s Starship Troopers, a similarly-themed sci-fi novel which had already been popular for decades), then that means before the events of Aliens these Colonial Marines had fought monstrous alien life forms before. And that means there’s more of them out there.

Many Aliens fans have been clamoring for another Colonial Marine-centric film in the franchise, but why limit the franchise to just xenomorphs? There are limitless possibilities for creepy crawly extraterrestrials. Either explore the early adventures of Apone’s unit or build on what we’ve already seen, and develop a new spin-off franchise around the adventures of a space-faring military unit who specialize in hunting monsters!

Either way, bring on the Bug Hunt!


CREIGHTON DUKE

How mad would you have to be to hunt monsters like Jason Voorhees for a living? We found out in Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday, which introduced the fan favorite character of Creighton Duke, played by the awesome Steven Williams (The 100 Lives of Black Jack Savage).  Having lost his girlfriend in one of Jason’s homicidal rampages, Duke dedicated his life to bounty hunting until finally he was deadly enough to take on Jason himself.

But what if Jason isn’t the only monster Duke has taken down? What if he trained on other undead slashers or, after it seemed like Jason was finally sent to hell (and after he miraculously survives the film) he went after other horror creatures just like him?

The possibilities are endless: Duke vs. Dracula, Duke vs. The Mummy, Duke vs. Leprechaun, Duke vs. Wrong Turn, and they’d all be incredibly cool, because Duke is only slightly less disturbed than the monsters he fights. He’s only the hero by comparison. He could be the ultimate anti-hero of the horror genre if you play it right.


STAB

How do you make another Scream movie without Wes Craven or the original cast? You don’t. You make Stab instead.

Scream has always been a fabulously meta-franchise, self-aware yet grounded in the real world. And one of the conceits is that the actual horrific killings that take place in the Scream movies have, within that fictional world, been turned into a series of slasher movies called Stab. And like many long-running horror franchises, the Stab films only got weirder and weirder as time went on, so that there aren’t any rules anymore. Heck, according to Scream 4, one of them even has time travel!

You can’t remake Scream without breaking the rules of the franchise, which says that those events really happened. But you can reboot the Stab franchise and release that instead, following the events of the original films before making sharp, satirical turns that defy the rules of the Scream franchise but make new and pointed commentaries on the way Hollywood recycles old horror properties, for better and worse.

So go ahead and take a stab at Stab, Hollywood. It’ll be a scream!


TIFFANY VALENTINE

We started with Child’s Play so we might as well end there. The original killer doll franchise is still going strong, but although the series has taken Chucky just about everywhere, the franchise never went anywhere without him. And that’s a pity, because Tiffany Valentine could totally carry her own franchise.

Child’s Play has always been a series about dolls, but certain dolls are treated differently than others. A movie just about Tiffany, as voiced by Jennifer Tilly, could focus on her terrifying relationship with a young girl, and how she’s using her insidious influence to warp the child’s mind.

Imagine her as a demonic Barbie and you’ve got the right idea. Tiffany – being vain, yet also maternal – would probably love the attention she would get from that situation. Lots of attention, lots of gifts, and lots and lots of inventive murders to pin on her owner, driving her further into madness.

So we say, what about Bloodlust at Tiffany’s? We think that you might admire the film, and as we foretell, we think we’ll all kind of like it.

And we say, well, that’s the five spin-offs we’ve got!

William Bibbiani writes film criticism in Los Angeles, with bylines at The Wrap, Bloody Disgusting and IGN. He co-hosts three weekly podcasts: Critically Acclaimed (new movie reviews), The Two-Shot (double features of the best/worst movies ever made) and Canceled Too Soon (TV shows that lasted only one season or less). Member LAOFCS, former Movie Trivia Schmoedown World Champion, proud co-parent of two annoying cats.

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4 ‘Clayface’ Trailer Details That Put Fan Fears to Rest with Comic Ties and Body Horror

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Clayface trailer breakdown

I was never against Sony’s initial idea to produce solo movies based on Spider-Man’s most memorable supervillains. After all, a hero is only as good as his Rogues’ Gallery is intimidating, so it stands to reason that there were plenty of dark stories to tell here.

While rushed productions like Morbius and Kraven the Hunter didn’t quite turn out as I had hoped, it’s a relief to see James Gunn and the DC Extended Universe learn the right lessons from Marvel’s flops by investing in supervillain stories that aren’t afraid to step into the horror genre.

The new trailer for James Watkins’ upcoming Clayface movie is a great example of this, as the new footage confirms our suspicions that the movie is set to be a full-on piece of body horror focusing more on telling a standalone scary story than setting up a brand.

With that in mind, I’ve decided to take a closer look at the trailer in order to find out what we can expect from this highly anticipated comic-book adaptation from hell.

So without further ado, here are four things we learned from the new Clayface trailer!


4. Matt Hagen is a Club Vesuvius Regular

A seedy nightclub owned by “former” mobster Johnny Sabatino, the comic books have established Club Vesuvius as a hotspot for criminal activity and metahuman action since 2009. Throughout the years, the club has seen everything from an attempted arson by Firefly to magical acts performed by Zatanna herself.

The trailer for Clayface appears to suggest that Vesuvius will feature prominently in this story as well, as the footage shows us several shots of Hagen (Tom Rhys Harries) casually attending the club as well as a couple of more concerning moments where Gotham City Police roll up to the establishment to deal with some kind of emergency.


3. The Movie Will Not Adapt Any Single Specific Comic

As I mentioned before in my Clayface primer for horror fans who aren’t all that familiar with the character, the initial teaser for the film had me convinced that the project would be more of an adaptation of Batman: The Animated Series’ two-part episode Feat of Clay rather than any specific comic-book.

This latest trailer has only confirmed my suspicions, with Hagen’s predicament here feeling much more in line with Marv Wolfman and Michael Reaves’ sympathetic vision of the character than the more traditional criminal that we usually see in the comics. That being said, I’m curious to see how the filmmakers intend to connect this tragic version of Clayface to the more unpleasant monster we saw in Creature Commandos now that it’s been confirmed that these are indeed the same person.


2. James Watkins is Combining Practical and Digital Effects

I’ll always prefer a well-executed practical effect over CGI simply because the former is closer to the stage magic that inspired early moviemaking. That being said, there’s an undeniable artistry to well-crafted visual effects, and I’d argue that a character like Clayface requires the best of both worlds in order to be convincingly brought to life on the big screen.

I’m clearly not the only one who thinks so, as the trailer has shown us that Watkins is combining digital imagery with prosthetics and plenty of flesh-colored goop to depict Hagen’s unique brand of monstrous body horror. James Gunn had already promised us that the film would feature plenty of old-school practical effects wizardry, so it’s exciting to see that this approach in action.


1. Hagen Will Eventually Transform into Clayface’s Iconic True Form

In the comics, whenever Clayface isn’t pretending to be someone else, the character spends most of his time in his “natural” form resembling a gigantic golem-like monster. This look has certainly evolved over the years, but, at this point, most artists have settled on a vaguely humanoid shape accompanied by a gaping maw (though the villain’s terrifying re-imagining in DC’s Absolute Universe is a bit more complicated than that).

While fans were initially skeptical regarding whether or not the upcoming adaptation would even feature this admittedly outlandish design, the trailer has basically confirmed that Hagen’s condition will get progressively worse until he finally resembles the hulking monstrosity from the comics!


Be sure to comment below if you think we overlooked any interesting details in the trailer, and keep in mind that Clayface will be hitting theaters on October 23.

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