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[31 Days of Halloween] Day Ten: Rob Zombie’s ‘The Lords of Salem’

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Lords of Salem

It’s Thursday, which means another Witches Night Out in our 31 Days of Halloween!

After Halloween and Halloween II, Rob Zombie wanted to shake things up. Do something original with more creative freedom. Enter 2012’s The Lords of Salem, an atmospheric tale of witchcraft and devil worship set right in the heart of history’s favorite witch spot- Salem, Massachusetts. Like most of Zombie’s films, reactions proved extremely divisive upon initial release. Whether you love or hate it, it’s hard to argue about the film’s sumptuous style. It’s Zombie’s most stunning film yet. His grimy and mean version of witches offers up a unique take on the subgenre, too. Meg Foster is incredible in this.

Synopsis: Heidi is a local radio DJ in Salem. One day she’s sent a mysterious wooden box, a gift from “the Lords,” containing a record. When it’s played backwards, it triggers flashbacks in Heidi of the town’s violent past. As these flashbacks seem to plague Heidi with disturbing images more and more, it begs the question of whether she’s going mad or if the Lords are coming back to enact vengeance upon Salem.

Key Players: Sheri Moon Zombie stars as Heidi, the suffering radio DJ. Heidi’s radio show co-hosts Whitey and Herman are played by Jeff Daniel Phillips and Ken Foree, respectively. Exposition on the town’s history and its central curse falls to Salem witch trial expert Francis Matthias, played by Bruce Davison. Judy Geeson, Patricia Quinn, and Dee Wallace portray Heidi’s witchy neighbors, and Meg Foster is downright fierce as coven leader Margaret Morgan.

Why It’s on the List: The Lords of Salem is a change of pace for Zombie; it looks and feels different from the rest of his films, even if it’s still a throwback to his favorite decade in horror. It’s a visual feast for the eyes, too, full of ambitious cinematography and production design. The occult witchcraft scheme by way of record played backward isn’t new, but Zombie presents it with his own style. Look for tons of references to ‘70s and ‘80s Satanic horror, from Rosemary’s Baby to The Dunwich Horror, and more. It’s worth mentioning yet again how utterly captivating and chilling Meg Foster is in this movie. Being that it’s been 7 years since initial release, and Zombie has released 31 and 3 from Hell in the span, does time change reception to this movie?

Burn the Witch: It’s hell on Earth for the witches of Salem…and their witch hunters.

Where You Can Watch: The Lords of Salem is currently available to stream for free with ads on Tubi, Roku, and Vudu streaming apps. It’s also available on Mubi.

Horror journalist, RT Top Critic, and Critics Choice Association member. Co-Host of the Bloody Disgusting Podcast. Has appeared on PBS series' Monstrum, served on the SXSW Midnighter shorts jury, and moderated horror panels for WonderCon and SeriesFest.

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‘A Haunted House’ and the Death of the Horror Spoof Movie

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Due to a complex series of anthropological mishaps, the Wayans Brothers are a huge deal in Brazil. Around these parts, White Chicks is considered a national treasure by a lot of people, so it stands to reason that Brazilian audiences would continue to accompany the Wayans’ comedic output long after North America had stopped taking them seriously as comedic titans.

This is the only reason why I originally watched Michael Tiddes and Marlon Wayans’ 2013 horror spoof A Haunted House – appropriately known as “Paranormal Inactivity” in South America – despite having abandoned this kind of movie shortly after the excellent Scary Movie 3. However, to my complete and utter amazement, I found myself mostly enjoying this unhinged parody of Found Footage films almost as much as the iconic spoofs that spear-headed the genre during the 2000s. And with Paramount having recently announced a reboot of the Scary Movie franchise, I think this is the perfect time to revisit the divisive humor of A Haunted House and maybe figure out why this kind of film hasn’t been popular in a long time.

Before we had memes and internet personalities to make fun of movie tropes for free on the internet, parody movies had been entertaining audiences with meta-humor since the very dawn of cinema. And since the genre attracted large audiences without the need for a serious budget, it made sense for studios to encourage parodies of their own productions – which is precisely what happened with Miramax when they commissioned a parody of the Scream franchise, the original Scary Movie.

The unprecedented success of the spoof (especially overseas) led to a series of sequels, spin-offs and rip-offs that came along throughout the 2000s. While some of these were still quite funny (I have a soft spot for 2008’s Superhero Movie), they ended up flooding the market much like the Guitar Hero games that plagued video game stores during that same timeframe.

You could really confuse someone by editing this scene into Paranormal Activity.

Of course, that didn’t stop Tiddes and Marlon Wayans from wanting to make another spoof meant to lampoon a sub-genre that had been mostly overlooked by the Scary Movie series – namely the second wave of Found Footage films inspired by Paranormal Activity. Wayans actually had an easier time than usual funding the picture due to the project’s Found Footage presentation, with the format allowing for a lower budget without compromising box office appeal.

In the finished film, we’re presented with supposedly real footage recovered from the home of Malcom Johnson (Wayans). The recordings themselves depict a series of unexplainable events that begin to plague his home when Kisha Davis (Essence Atkins) decides to move in, with the couple slowly realizing that the difficulties of a shared life are no match for demonic shenanigans.

In practice, this means that viewers are subjected to a series of familiar scares subverted by wacky hijinks, with the flick featuring everything from a humorous recreation of the iconic fan-camera from Paranormal Activity 3 to bizarre dance numbers replacing Katy’s late-night trances from Oren Peli’s original movie.

Your enjoyment of these antics will obviously depend on how accepting you are of Wayans’ patented brand of crass comedy. From advanced potty humor to some exaggerated racial commentary – including a clever moment where Malcom actually attempts to move out of the titular haunted house because he’s not white enough to deal with the haunting – it’s not all that surprising that the flick wound up with a 10% rating on Rotten Tomatoes despite making a killing at the box office.

However, while this isn’t my preferred kind of humor, I think the inherent limitations of Found Footage ended up curtailing the usual excesses present in this kind of parody, with the filmmakers being forced to focus on character-based comedy and a smaller scale story. This is why I mostly appreciate the love-hate rapport between Kisha and Malcom even if it wouldn’t translate to a healthy relationship in real life.

Of course, the jokes themselves can also be pretty entertaining on their own, with cartoony gags like the ghost getting high with the protagonists (complete with smoke-filled invisible lungs) and a series of silly The Exorcist homages towards the end of the movie. The major issue here is that these legitimately funny and genre-specific jokes are often accompanied by repetitive attempts at low-brow humor that you could find in any other cheap comedy.

Not a good idea.

Not only are some of these painfully drawn out “jokes” incredibly unfunny, but they can also be remarkably offensive in some cases. There are some pretty insensitive allusions to sexual assault here, as well as a collection of secondary characters defined by negative racial stereotypes (even though I chuckled heartily when the Latina maid was revealed to have been faking her poor English the entire time).

Cinephiles often claim that increasingly sloppy writing led to audiences giving up on spoof movies, but the fact is that many of the more beloved examples of the genre contain some of the same issues as later films like A Haunted House – it’s just that we as an audience have (mostly) grown up and are now demanding more from our comedy. However, this isn’t the case everywhere, as – much like the Elves from Lord of the Rings – spoof movies never really died, they simply diminished.

A Haunted House made so much money that they immediately started working on a second one that released the following year (to even worse reviews), and the same team would later collaborate once again on yet another spoof, 50 Shades of Black. This kind of film clearly still exists and still makes a lot of money (especially here in Brazil), they just don’t have the same cultural impact that they used to in a pre-social-media-humor world.

At the end of the day, A Haunted House is no comedic masterpiece, failing to live up to the laugh-out-loud thrills of films like Scary Movie 3, but it’s also not the trainwreck that most critics made it out to be back in 2013. Comedy is extremely subjective, and while the raunchy humor behind this flick definitely isn’t for everyone, I still think that this satirical romp is mostly harmless fun that might entertain Found Footage fans that don’t take themselves too seriously.

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