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The Halloween DLC For ‘Hitman 2’ Shows its Developer Should Make a Horror Game

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Halloween always seems like an easy time to do content generation for games-as-service developers. Just throw some candles around your game world, give the characters spooky costumes, introduce a zombie mode, and you’re good to go for that month’s update. The Mills Reverie, a new escalation mission for Hitman 2, does indeed drop pumpkins in Hawkes Bay, their first level, but manages to blend the tone into their core game better than most Halloween-themed events. 

One of my favorite gaming surprises of last year was Hitman 2. I didn’t have any experience with the franchise, but the newest installment grabbed me with its combination of open options and clockwork worlds. Each stage feels so vibrant and alive, giving you a multitude of tools to complete your objectives. Do you just try to sneak your way in and kill the racer, or do you knock out the mascot and steal his costume to get close to her? You have so many ways to play that you could spend weeks just replaying one mission to get everything out of it. 

Not only is each level so replayable, but IO Interactive also supports the game by adding new missions on a monthly basis, like this month’s free Mills Reverie escalation mission. Escalations are a series of three missions that add increasingly difficult tasks to your normal assassination. For example, maybe in the first run you have to kill someone with a gun, then in the second one, you have to kill someone with a gun AND always be holding a gun. It’s a fun way to mix things up and force you to play in ways that you wouldn’t necessarily be inclined to try. 

The Mills Reverie takes this idea and runs with it, transforming Hitman 2 into a slasher movie with you as the villain. You’re not given any backstory, but the name and the objective descriptions imply that you are stalking your target, Orson Mills, through his nightmares. You start the level waking up on a bed mysteriously placed in the middle of a moonlit beach dressed like a scarecrow with a pumpkin for a head, tasked with committing strange acts against Mills. The Hawkes Bay level is also dressed for the occasion, covered with pumpkins, gravestones and an ominous circle of weeping angel statues. 

Forcing you into this menacing costume changes up the traditional gameplay options of Hitman 2, taking deception out of your arsenal and requiring you to get through via stealth or brute force. This is a refreshing change of pace, creating a satisfying experience that makes you feel like a slasher. Popping in an out of bushes in the middle of the night to take out unsuspecting guards with a weapon simply called the “spooky bat” is just as fun as it sounds. Upon completion of the mission, you unlock a set of “bat shuriken” (legally distinct from a Batarang) for use in the rest of the game. 

I was honestly surprised at how well the Halloween theme melded with the existing structure of Hitman 2. The franchise always had a morally gray tone to it by casting you as an assassin, so it’s not a big leap to put you in the shoes of a slasher. From what I’ve played, Hitman has never had a great overall story, but does a fantastic job writing character interactions and mission objectives on the small scale within each level. Here, the strange dream logic of the objectives presented create a wonderfully eerie mood. The runtime of this DLC isn’t very long, each of the three runs can be completed in about 15 minutes, so I won’t spoil the twists and turns the escalation takes, but they certainly give you quite the nightmare to enact on poor Mills. 

If you’ve never tried out the new Hitman franchise, you can download Hawkes Bay as part of their free “Starter Pack” with this escalation mission included. IOI recently said that their next project would be an all-new property, their first non-Hitman game since Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days in 2010, so trying this out will be a great way to see what the studio is all about before they start their latest journey. While they haven’t shared any details about what this new game could be, I think it would be great if they expanded on the ideas they explored in this escalation mission and made a horror game. Especially with the power of next-generation consoles, they could build surreal, clockwork worlds for players to wreak havoc in. 

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‘A Haunted House’ and the Death of the Horror Spoof Movie

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Due to a complex series of anthropological mishaps, the Wayans Brothers are a huge deal in Brazil. Around these parts, White Chicks is considered a national treasure by a lot of people, so it stands to reason that Brazilian audiences would continue to accompany the Wayans’ comedic output long after North America had stopped taking them seriously as comedic titans.

This is the only reason why I originally watched Michael Tiddes and Marlon Wayans’ 2013 horror spoof A Haunted House – appropriately known as “Paranormal Inactivity” in South America – despite having abandoned this kind of movie shortly after the excellent Scary Movie 3. However, to my complete and utter amazement, I found myself mostly enjoying this unhinged parody of Found Footage films almost as much as the iconic spoofs that spear-headed the genre during the 2000s. And with Paramount having recently announced a reboot of the Scary Movie franchise, I think this is the perfect time to revisit the divisive humor of A Haunted House and maybe figure out why this kind of film hasn’t been popular in a long time.

Before we had memes and internet personalities to make fun of movie tropes for free on the internet, parody movies had been entertaining audiences with meta-humor since the very dawn of cinema. And since the genre attracted large audiences without the need for a serious budget, it made sense for studios to encourage parodies of their own productions – which is precisely what happened with Miramax when they commissioned a parody of the Scream franchise, the original Scary Movie.

The unprecedented success of the spoof (especially overseas) led to a series of sequels, spin-offs and rip-offs that came along throughout the 2000s. While some of these were still quite funny (I have a soft spot for 2008’s Superhero Movie), they ended up flooding the market much like the Guitar Hero games that plagued video game stores during that same timeframe.

You could really confuse someone by editing this scene into Paranormal Activity.

Of course, that didn’t stop Tiddes and Marlon Wayans from wanting to make another spoof meant to lampoon a sub-genre that had been mostly overlooked by the Scary Movie series – namely the second wave of Found Footage films inspired by Paranormal Activity. Wayans actually had an easier time than usual funding the picture due to the project’s Found Footage presentation, with the format allowing for a lower budget without compromising box office appeal.

In the finished film, we’re presented with supposedly real footage recovered from the home of Malcom Johnson (Wayans). The recordings themselves depict a series of unexplainable events that begin to plague his home when Kisha Davis (Essence Atkins) decides to move in, with the couple slowly realizing that the difficulties of a shared life are no match for demonic shenanigans.

In practice, this means that viewers are subjected to a series of familiar scares subverted by wacky hijinks, with the flick featuring everything from a humorous recreation of the iconic fan-camera from Paranormal Activity 3 to bizarre dance numbers replacing Katy’s late-night trances from Oren Peli’s original movie.

Your enjoyment of these antics will obviously depend on how accepting you are of Wayans’ patented brand of crass comedy. From advanced potty humor to some exaggerated racial commentary – including a clever moment where Malcom actually attempts to move out of the titular haunted house because he’s not white enough to deal with the haunting – it’s not all that surprising that the flick wound up with a 10% rating on Rotten Tomatoes despite making a killing at the box office.

However, while this isn’t my preferred kind of humor, I think the inherent limitations of Found Footage ended up curtailing the usual excesses present in this kind of parody, with the filmmakers being forced to focus on character-based comedy and a smaller scale story. This is why I mostly appreciate the love-hate rapport between Kisha and Malcom even if it wouldn’t translate to a healthy relationship in real life.

Of course, the jokes themselves can also be pretty entertaining on their own, with cartoony gags like the ghost getting high with the protagonists (complete with smoke-filled invisible lungs) and a series of silly The Exorcist homages towards the end of the movie. The major issue here is that these legitimately funny and genre-specific jokes are often accompanied by repetitive attempts at low-brow humor that you could find in any other cheap comedy.

Not a good idea.

Not only are some of these painfully drawn out “jokes” incredibly unfunny, but they can also be remarkably offensive in some cases. There are some pretty insensitive allusions to sexual assault here, as well as a collection of secondary characters defined by negative racial stereotypes (even though I chuckled heartily when the Latina maid was revealed to have been faking her poor English the entire time).

Cinephiles often claim that increasingly sloppy writing led to audiences giving up on spoof movies, but the fact is that many of the more beloved examples of the genre contain some of the same issues as later films like A Haunted House – it’s just that we as an audience have (mostly) grown up and are now demanding more from our comedy. However, this isn’t the case everywhere, as – much like the Elves from Lord of the Rings – spoof movies never really died, they simply diminished.

A Haunted House made so much money that they immediately started working on a second one that released the following year (to even worse reviews), and the same team would later collaborate once again on yet another spoof, 50 Shades of Black. This kind of film clearly still exists and still makes a lot of money (especially here in Brazil), they just don’t have the same cultural impact that they used to in a pre-social-media-humor world.

At the end of the day, A Haunted House is no comedic masterpiece, failing to live up to the laugh-out-loud thrills of films like Scary Movie 3, but it’s also not the trainwreck that most critics made it out to be back in 2013. Comedy is extremely subjective, and while the raunchy humor behind this flick definitely isn’t for everyone, I still think that this satirical romp is mostly harmless fun that might entertain Found Footage fans that don’t take themselves too seriously.

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