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[It Came From the ‘80s] ‘Link’ Unleashed Man Versus Ape Mayhem

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It Came From the ‘80s is a series that pays homage to the monstrous, deadly, and often slimy creatures that made the ‘80s such a fantastic decade in horror.

For the most part, the great age of practical effects meant unbridled creativity in horror. Horrific and deadly creatures that thankfully only exist on celluloid. Monsters aren’t always plucked from the ethers of imagination; every once in a while, they’re based in reality. Such is the case with Link, a horror-thriller that unleashes a trio of primates upon unsuspecting humans.

Directed by Richard Franklin (Psycho IIPatrickRoadgames), Link centers around young zoology student Jane Chase (Elizabeth Shue). She approaches university professor Dr. Steven Phillip (Terence Stamp) about an assistant position. She is invited to his remote coastal summer home to assist with experiments meant to research the link between man and ape. Dr. Phillip has a trio of chimpanzees at his home, free to wander the premises. The eldest of which is Link, a male chimp that dresses in butler’s clothes and prides himself on service. But the primates’ serious strength means that Jane has to abide by specific rules to preserve her safety; never interfere with the chimps’ in-fighting, and maintain dominance but always forgive. When Dr. Phillips disappears one day, Jane assumes he’s traveled to London for a scheduled appointment. The longer he’s gone, the more violent the chimps become.

Right away, you’ll probably notice something’s off with Link. It’s not that he’s wearing clothes or that he prefers praise for displaying human mannerisms, like smoking a cigar. It’s that he’s not a chimp at all. He’s an orangutan. After Locke the orangutan got the role, his trainers dyed him black, and he was given prosthetic ears to make him look like a chimp. In the film, Link is a 45-year-old former circus animal that often tests boundaries with his human masters.

As for the other two primates, there’s Imp (played by Jed), the youngest and favored chimp of the bunch with a penchant for animal slaughter, and Voodoo, a female often caged because she’s so aggressive. Carrie, an adult chimp, plays Voodoo. It’s very uncommon for a film to use an adult chimp because, like the character Voodoo, they tend to be much more aggressive and violent.

While using the primates for the shoot meant a much more authentic engagement with the film, it also made production more difficult. Even more so, considering there was pressure on Franklin to use men in primate suits, not actual primates. The animal actors could only perform their tasks in limited spurts, and often used wheelchairs when not shooting to conserve energy. Much of their performance was on head ape trainer Ray Berwick, a legendary animal trainer with notable credits on The Birds and Gremlins.

Franklin approached Link the same way he approached Psycho II, with a sense of mystery and mood. Dr. Phillip’s whereabouts are unknown for the length of the runtime. Meanwhile, Jane unwittingly breaks all the simian rules and causes increasingly erratic behavior from her chimp companions. That makes these “monsters” a little different than the norm in that they don’t fit the standard villain role. There is a body count, and one final “aha” moment that ends the film on a somber note of terror, but Franklin doesn’t treat this film as a traditional horror affair.

By the time the film was ready for release, the production company Cannon Films had acquired EMI. Cannon shaved off eight-minutes of the film and gave it a limited theatrical release on Halloween in 1986. Due in large part to that limited release, this horror-thriller remains an underseen gem to this day.

Horror journalist, RT Top Critic, and Critics Choice Association member. Co-Host of the Bloody Disgusting Podcast. Has appeared on PBS series' Monstrum, served on the SXSW Midnighter shorts jury, and moderated horror panels for WonderCon and SeriesFest.

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‘A Haunted House’ and the Death of the Horror Spoof Movie

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Due to a complex series of anthropological mishaps, the Wayans Brothers are a huge deal in Brazil. Around these parts, White Chicks is considered a national treasure by a lot of people, so it stands to reason that Brazilian audiences would continue to accompany the Wayans’ comedic output long after North America had stopped taking them seriously as comedic titans.

This is the only reason why I originally watched Michael Tiddes and Marlon Wayans’ 2013 horror spoof A Haunted House – appropriately known as “Paranormal Inactivity” in South America – despite having abandoned this kind of movie shortly after the excellent Scary Movie 3. However, to my complete and utter amazement, I found myself mostly enjoying this unhinged parody of Found Footage films almost as much as the iconic spoofs that spear-headed the genre during the 2000s. And with Paramount having recently announced a reboot of the Scary Movie franchise, I think this is the perfect time to revisit the divisive humor of A Haunted House and maybe figure out why this kind of film hasn’t been popular in a long time.

Before we had memes and internet personalities to make fun of movie tropes for free on the internet, parody movies had been entertaining audiences with meta-humor since the very dawn of cinema. And since the genre attracted large audiences without the need for a serious budget, it made sense for studios to encourage parodies of their own productions – which is precisely what happened with Miramax when they commissioned a parody of the Scream franchise, the original Scary Movie.

The unprecedented success of the spoof (especially overseas) led to a series of sequels, spin-offs and rip-offs that came along throughout the 2000s. While some of these were still quite funny (I have a soft spot for 2008’s Superhero Movie), they ended up flooding the market much like the Guitar Hero games that plagued video game stores during that same timeframe.

You could really confuse someone by editing this scene into Paranormal Activity.

Of course, that didn’t stop Tiddes and Marlon Wayans from wanting to make another spoof meant to lampoon a sub-genre that had been mostly overlooked by the Scary Movie series – namely the second wave of Found Footage films inspired by Paranormal Activity. Wayans actually had an easier time than usual funding the picture due to the project’s Found Footage presentation, with the format allowing for a lower budget without compromising box office appeal.

In the finished film, we’re presented with supposedly real footage recovered from the home of Malcom Johnson (Wayans). The recordings themselves depict a series of unexplainable events that begin to plague his home when Kisha Davis (Essence Atkins) decides to move in, with the couple slowly realizing that the difficulties of a shared life are no match for demonic shenanigans.

In practice, this means that viewers are subjected to a series of familiar scares subverted by wacky hijinks, with the flick featuring everything from a humorous recreation of the iconic fan-camera from Paranormal Activity 3 to bizarre dance numbers replacing Katy’s late-night trances from Oren Peli’s original movie.

Your enjoyment of these antics will obviously depend on how accepting you are of Wayans’ patented brand of crass comedy. From advanced potty humor to some exaggerated racial commentary – including a clever moment where Malcom actually attempts to move out of the titular haunted house because he’s not white enough to deal with the haunting – it’s not all that surprising that the flick wound up with a 10% rating on Rotten Tomatoes despite making a killing at the box office.

However, while this isn’t my preferred kind of humor, I think the inherent limitations of Found Footage ended up curtailing the usual excesses present in this kind of parody, with the filmmakers being forced to focus on character-based comedy and a smaller scale story. This is why I mostly appreciate the love-hate rapport between Kisha and Malcom even if it wouldn’t translate to a healthy relationship in real life.

Of course, the jokes themselves can also be pretty entertaining on their own, with cartoony gags like the ghost getting high with the protagonists (complete with smoke-filled invisible lungs) and a series of silly The Exorcist homages towards the end of the movie. The major issue here is that these legitimately funny and genre-specific jokes are often accompanied by repetitive attempts at low-brow humor that you could find in any other cheap comedy.

Not a good idea.

Not only are some of these painfully drawn out “jokes” incredibly unfunny, but they can also be remarkably offensive in some cases. There are some pretty insensitive allusions to sexual assault here, as well as a collection of secondary characters defined by negative racial stereotypes (even though I chuckled heartily when the Latina maid was revealed to have been faking her poor English the entire time).

Cinephiles often claim that increasingly sloppy writing led to audiences giving up on spoof movies, but the fact is that many of the more beloved examples of the genre contain some of the same issues as later films like A Haunted House – it’s just that we as an audience have (mostly) grown up and are now demanding more from our comedy. However, this isn’t the case everywhere, as – much like the Elves from Lord of the Rings – spoof movies never really died, they simply diminished.

A Haunted House made so much money that they immediately started working on a second one that released the following year (to even worse reviews), and the same team would later collaborate once again on yet another spoof, 50 Shades of Black. This kind of film clearly still exists and still makes a lot of money (especially here in Brazil), they just don’t have the same cultural impact that they used to in a pre-social-media-humor world.

At the end of the day, A Haunted House is no comedic masterpiece, failing to live up to the laugh-out-loud thrills of films like Scary Movie 3, but it’s also not the trainwreck that most critics made it out to be back in 2013. Comedy is extremely subjective, and while the raunchy humor behind this flick definitely isn’t for everyone, I still think that this satirical romp is mostly harmless fun that might entertain Found Footage fans that don’t take themselves too seriously.

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