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The 10 Best Kills in the 8-Film ‘Leprechaun’ Franchise!
Horror’s resident St. Patrick’s Day icon built a reputation on schlock. Rhyming puns, a hokey sense of humor that includes an obsession with shoes and gold, and a serious case of wanderlust – the pint-sized killer has traveled from Hollywood, Vegas, space, and the hood, after all.
Surprisingly, though, the Leprechaun ranks pretty high on the list in terms of horror icons with the most kills. He’s managed to surpass fellow figures Chucky and Freddy Krueger as he has now murdered his way through eight films. Freddy and pals have the edge when it comes to creative deaths; a lot of little Lep’s slaying happens off-screen or via quick cutaways.
That’s not to say there aren’t some gory gems throughout the franchise, though.
In keeping with the spirit of revelry for St. Patrick’s Day, we’re celebrating the best kills of the Leprechaun series.
Leprechaun – “He Played Pogo on His Lung!”
The first film of the series established the most important rule when dealing with the Leprechaun: never steal his gold. He sold his soul for it, after all. Poor pawnshop owner Joe acquires one of the shillings when Ozzie and Alex bring it to him to gauge its authenticity and worth. Meaning, Joe didn’t intentionally steal. Lep cares not, and gleefully sings while he hops along Joe’s chest with a pogo stick.
Leprechaun 2 – Cast Iron Stomach

One of the more memorable deaths in this sequel involves a man unwittingly shoving his face into spinning lawnmower blades, mistaking them for a woman’s breasts. It cuts away just before contact, though, leaving us with a little blood splatter and Lep’s amused reaction. Instead, this more graphic kill that establishes one of Lep’s signatures wins the prize. Here, Morty learns the real horrors of the adage, “Be careful what you wish for.” After capturing the Leprechaun, he demands his three wishes. Morty asks for the pot of gold, and Leprechaun obliges by having it manifest in Morty’s stomach. When Morty asks for its removal, Lep grants that wish, too… by tearing it open.
Leprechaun 3 – All Dolled Up

Las Vegas gal Loretta (Caroline Williams) harbors resentment over her lost youth, so she leaps at the chance to reclaim it when she observes the magic of Lep’s gold in action. She wastes no time wishing for the buxom body of a twenty-year-old once she’s stolen the shilling, and it works like a charm. The moment the gold passes to a new owner, who makes a wish of his own, Loretta’s wish blows up. Literally. All of her brand-new body parts plump up like plastic surgery gone wrong, and Loretta’s head ultimately explodes.
Leprechaun 4: In Space – Urinary Tract Infection

In one of the more outlandish sequels, it only makes sense for the kills to match. For space marine Kowalski, he opts to celebrate the death of the Leprechaun by urinating on his corpse. You can’t keep the Lep down, though, and his essence travels through the stream into Kowalski’s penis. It causes a gnarly infection, and the Lep later bursts forth from Kowalski’s penis during a moment of peak arousal. It looks as bizarre as it does painful.
Leprechaun in the Hood – Air Gun

The Leprechaun is after his golden flute in the fifth outing of the series, offering the highest body count of the franchise yet. His favored slaying method in this entry seems to be a sort of air gun, using magic to blow massive holes through the torsos of his victim. He uses it the first time on one of Mack Daddy’s (Ice-T) henchmen, and again on Mack Daddy himself in the film’s climax. Both equally gory, so take your pick.
Leprechaun: Back 2 Tha Hood – Still Standing

Boasting the biggest kill count of the entire series, this sequel opts for quantity over quality. Meaning there aren’t a lot of unique deaths outside of stabbings or off-screen kills. That makes the outlandish death of Officer Whitaker the winner. After a brief fight, Lep rips his leg off, leaving him to profusely bleed out. The kill is dragged out for comedic effect when the cop takes a minute to realize what happened, then hops on one leg to reclaim his stolen limb. He doesn’t make it far.
Leprechaun: Origins – Accidental Ax

The first film to not star Warwick Davis as the eponymous creature was meant to work as a reboot. A group of friends opt to vacation in Ireland and instead find themselves sacrificed to the monstrous Leprechaun by locals. This gruesome death, a gory highlight, marks the first not done at the hands of the creature at all. Well, not directly. The surviving friends set a trap for the Leprechaun, but he tricks them into killing one of their own instead. Poor Jeni takes a brutal ax to the face.
Leprechaun: Origins – Fatality

The Leprechaun takes a more hands-on approach to this gory kill, perhaps borrowing directly from Scorpion’s iconic fatality in Mortal Kombat. After catching Ben, one of the least empathetic Americans, the Leprechaun reaches through his back and rips out his spine. Fatality!
Leprechaun Returns – Solar Panel Bifurcation

Ignoring all franchise entries outside of the 1993 original, Leprechaun Returns is a direct sequel that picks up 25-years later. It also offers the goriest and most creative kills of the entire series. Sometimes going green can be deadly, especially in this franchise, as evidenced by the grisly bifurcation of Andy. The Leprechaun takes full advantage of anything and everything when it comes to weaponry, and he lets loose a rooftop solar panel so that it slips off and cuts its victim clean in half.
Leprechaun Returns – Poor Ozzie
Of all the deaths in the franchise, this one hurts the most. After outlasting and putting a stop to the pint-sized monster 25-years ago, Ozzie suffers from the affliction that plagues most returning horror survivors: Sudden Sequel Death Syndrome. In the first onscreen death of the film, Ozzie returns to the original well and gets doused in a green liquid from its depths, ingesting some in the process. It creates severe nausea and bloat, and he regurgitates a four-leaf clover that then allows the Leprechaun to respawn from within Ozzie’s body. Cue the rebirth, which involves bursting forth from Ozzie’s entrails. It’s a painful, gory way for one of the franchise’s sweetest original heroes to go out.
Editor’s Note: This article was originally published on March 17, 2020.
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Before ‘The Blair Witch Project’, ‘Alien Autopsy’ Showed How Real Found Footage Could Feel
The line separating artist from con man is a lot thinner than you might initially believe. While I think we can all agree that lying for the sake of profit is actively malicious behavior, isn’t it also true that the faux documentary aspect of The Blair Witch Project is half the reason why that film became such a cultural phenomenon? After all, if there’s one thing filmmakers have in common with stage magicians, it’s that misleading and misdirecting audiences is simply part of the job.
That’s why I’ve developed a habit of mostly ignoring the moral quandaries behind many of film and television’s biggest “hoaxes” in favor of appreciating the narrative elements that drive productions like Mermaids: The Body Found and even Animal Planet’s highly underrated The Cannibal in the Jungle. However, if there’s a definitive case of a highly publicized broadcast fooling the world into taking it seriously, it has to be Fox’s infamous 1995 TV special Alien Autopsy: Fact or Fiction.
It’s been over three decades since that eerie footage first haunted television screens right at the peak of the ’90s ufology craze, and in that time, the video has taken on a life of its own. From countless parodies and references in everything from The X-Files to Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater (as well as John Dower’s recently released tell-all documentary The Alien Autopsy Scandal, which I’d highly recommend to genre fans everywhere), there’s no denying the legacy of the Alien Autopsy video. However, I rarely see the tape discussed as what it truly is: a highly convincing found footage film directed by a passionate stage magician and brought to life by masterful practical effects work.
That’s why I’d like to invite readers to join me on a deep dive into one of the most infamous broadcasts of all time in an attempt to reevaluate the footage as a fascinating narrative experience rather than a complete hoax.
The TV Special That Convinced Millions It Was Real

Ray Santilli next to Extraterrestrial replica in ‘The Alien Autopsy Scandal’
For starters, regardless of whether or not you believe that there was in fact an extraterrestrial crash in Roswell during the summer of 1947 and that some form of autopsy was performed on the victims, the producers behind the black & white recordings, Ray Santilli and Gary Shoefield, insist that their video was a “restoration.” Though I’d argue that the proper word is “remake”of genuine footage that was too damaged to air on television. That’s why the duo went on to recruit filmmaker and eccentric magician Spyros Melaris and sculptor/monster designer John Humphreys to bring their version of the autopsy to life and sell it to the highest bidder.
This is where the story of the Alien Autopsy as a narrative experience really begins. Melaris claims that his approach to the faux recording consisted of striving for extreme period accuracy in both shooting equipment and setting while also planting subtle details that would initially seem like mistakes but could later be revealed to actually fit the time period. That being said, the filmmaker was under the impression that the short would be released for free as a PR stunt, with the team later producing and selling an informative documentary chronicling exactly how the footage was faked and commenting on how easy it is to manipulate public perception with a good old-fashioned magic trick.
This obviously isn’t how things went down, and that’s likely the reason why Melaris has since distanced himself from everyone else involved with the project. Yet, no amount of behind-the-scenes drama can undermine the genuine effort that went into making the short as impressive as it is. From the sourcing of real animal organs from a local butcher to make the organic part of the creature more lifelike to the highly detailed sculpt that made use of a hollowed-out underlayer that could be filled with fake blood and assorted viscera, there’s a reason why so many Hollywood specialists are still impressed with the artistry on display here.
Of course, the believability is only half the story, as I think that the best part of the autopsy is how Melaris builds on the existing tension by obscuring certain details and often embracing the chaos of what a real examination of extraterrestrial life could feel like. The camera often goes out of focus at just the right time to make certain effects hit even harder, and we can only speculate as to what the hazmat-suited doctors are gesticulating about during the operation. There’s a real air of mystery to the whole thing that almost makes it feel like a cosmically terrifying, cursed film containing forbidden knowledge that civilians were never meant to see.
So when Fox’s Fact or Fiction brings in the specialists to comment on the film and its otherworldly subject, it’s no surprise that we end up with one of the most memorable mockumentaries of all time – albeit one where the participants are unaware that the footage they’re commenting on is basically a large-scale practical joke. A joke that the network was obviously in on, as many participants claim that the TV special cut out significant portions where guests point out that they believe the footage to be an elaborate hoax.
The Lasting Impact of the Hoax Turned Cultural Event

Regardless, I remember going to bed terrified after watching reruns of the special and thinking about the respected pathologist who claimed that the body was almost certainly inhuman, with even effects maestro Stan Winston commenting on how difficult it would be to recreate some of these visuals through practical puppetry. That’s not even mentioning Jonathan Frakes’ dramatic hyping up of the disturbing imagery as if he was talking about the tape from The Ring, with his spooky demeanor here likely being responsible for his later role as the host of Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction a few years later.
Personally, I’d argue that the Alien Autopsy phenomenon had just as much of an impact on me as a horror fan as The Blair Witch Project, a film that was almost certainly influenced by the success of this immensely popular hoax (to the point where they even produced their own TV special commenting on Heather’s found footage). Even if Fox didn’t intend to produce a narrative feature about the aftermath of the Roswell crash, the end product still holds up remarkably well as a highly entertaining mockumentary exploring the idea that we may not be alone in the universe.
While neither Santilli nor the rest of the production team has ever commented on this, I also think it’s very likely that the idea of a faux Alien Autopsy could have been influenced by Dean Alioto’s The McPherson Tape/UFO Abduction. I’ve already written about how this granddaddy of found footage was co-opted by rogue ufologists who began selling bootlegs of the tape at conventions as if it were real evidence of a close encounter, so it’s not that much of a stretch to imagine that Santilli and company could have heard about this phenomenon and been inspired to come up with their own highly profitable hoax.
At the end of the day, it’s unlikely that the Alien Autopsy film is recreating any real footage from Roswell, but I can still appreciate the short and the accompanying television event as a standalone horror story that still influences the way we see found footage to this very day.
After all, the possibility that something could be real is often much scarier than finding out for sure – and that’s why I think Alien Autopsy: Fact or Fiction is still worth revisiting three decades down the line.


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