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‘King Kong vs. Godzilla’: The Original Giant Monster Smackdown Took Place in the 1960s [Gods and Monsters]

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In Bride of Frankenstein, Dr. Pretorius, played by the inimitable Ernest Thesiger, raises his glass and proposes a toast to Colin Clive’s Henry Frankenstein—“to a new world of Gods and Monsters.” I invite you to join me in exploring this world, focusing on horror films from the dawn of the Universal Monster movies in 1931 to the collapse of the studio system and the rise of the new Hollywood rebels in the late 1960’s. With this period as our focus, and occasional ventures beyond, we will explore this magnificent world of classic horror. So, I raise my glass to you and invite you to join me in the toast.

Usually for this column, I try to explore the historical context, themes, and production histories of the various films covered, and I will still discuss a few of those things. But my enjoyment of and connection to King Kong vs. Godzilla, especially the 1963 U.S. cut is fairly personal, and maybe a bit inexplicable. The movie is unashamed of its inherent silliness—it is after all largely a man dressed as a giant gorilla wrestling another man dressed as a giant lizard—but it has so many endearing qualities (as well as a few troublesome ones) that make it memorable and worth discussing.

One of the first movies I saw after my family got our first VCR was Godzilla 1985, the recut version of The Return of Godzilla which, like the US release of the original Godzilla, starred Raymond Burr as the American guide through this thoroughly Japanese story. Elements of that movie very much scared (and perhaps scarred) seven-year-old me, but it was also an early gateway to my love of horror in general and Godzilla in particular. Before that, I had seen the 1976 version of King Kong a number of times on TV and had fallen in love with the giant ape as well. My school and public libraries both had several children’s books about monsters that I checked out on a regular basis. I was delighted to discover that a movie existed where my two favorite giant monsters met and had an all-out wrestling match.

I tried to read everything I could about the movie and watched for it at my local video store, but could never seem to find it. Then one day while out shopping with my parents, I found a VHS copy of it along with another film I’d been searching for, The Creature from the Black Lagoon, at a department store. I decided to spend the allowance I’d been saving on the two movies. The fact that I still remember this purchase so many years later proves what an impact these films had on me. 

King Kong vs. Godzilla is a strange film and the added footage directed by Thomas Montgomery for the U.S. release makes it even stranger. This version of the film is clearly aimed squarely at kids and leans into many of its campiest elements. The original cut has a lot of broad comedy as well, but the U.S. cut does not balance it much with the satire present in the Japanese version. The scientist Dr. Johnson (Harry Holcombe) uses a children’s picture book to illustrate the kinds of dinosaurs that Godzilla might have evolved from. Because alien invasion movies were popular at the time, there are frequent cuts to a flying saucer-like space satellite used to connect the TV broadcasts between New York and Tokyo. As with the American version of Gojira (1954), titled Godzilla King of the Monsters (1956), there is a lot of explaining of what is going on by the American actors.

The film gives a roughly equal amount of screen time to both Godzilla and Kong. Though Godzilla looked very familiar to me as a kid, the Kong design was very different from either the 1933 original or the 1976 remake that I was accustomed to. The 1976 Kong is also a man in a suit, but it is a very sophisticated costume designed and performed by the great Rick Baker. King Kong vs. Godzilla did not have that kind of budget or a genius designing its great ape. Still, there was something fun about the costumes and, as an amateur model builder from a young age, I enjoyed the movie’s miniatures and special effects, despite their limitations.

Watching it now, I am impressed by the number of tools that the director of the Japanese version (which makes up the bulk of the U.S. version), Ishiro Honda, and Toho studios utilized for the film. Much of the effects work involves miniatures, many of them radio controlled or mechanical models that actually move, fire projectiles, or dig and push mounds of earth. They are not as detailed as miniatures in later films, but the amount of work that went into creating all those sets and vehicles remains astonishing to me. Beyond miniatures and the Kong and Godzilla costumes, the film utilizes matte paintings, puppets, process shots, a real octopus, animation, and even a few moments of stop motion. In the U.S. cut, the seams show a bit more because most of the effects scenes take place during the day. The original version alters these sequences, which were filmed “day for night,” and darkens them, making the layers in the composite shots at least a little less noticeable.

King Kong vs. Godzilla was originally produced as part of the 30th anniversary celebration of Toho studios in 1962. It had been seven years since Godzilla Raids Again and eight since the original Godzilla (aka Gojira). Since then, Toho had continued making its kaiju (giant monster) films with a great deal of success including Rodan (1956) and Mothra (1961), but there was not much interest at Toho in continuing with the Godzilla series. That changed when Toho acquired the rights to use King Kong and felt that he would make a worthy opponent to Godzilla. Ishiro Honda, who directed Gojira in 1954, as well as several other kaiju films for Toho, agreed to helm the project.

Since the U.S. cut, released through Universal International, was the only version of King Kong vs. Godzilla available outside Japan for many years, several rumors arose about the two versions of the film. The most commonly propagated of these rumors, one that I read over and over in those monster books, was that Kong won the matchup in the U.S. version, but Godzilla won in the Japanese version. For many years this was widely accepted as common knowledge. When I finally got my hands on a copy of the Japanese cut of the film several years ago, I fully expected Godzilla to emerge from the sea at the end. When it was still Kong, I was genuinely surprised. 

Now, thanks to the Criterion Collection’s Showa era Godzilla set, the Japanese release version of King Kong vs. Godzilla is widely available. This version has several advantages over the U.S. release. As I already mentioned, the special effects hold up a bit better, though they are by no means without their limitations. These limitations are partially due to this being the first Godzilla movie filmed in color. Black and white tends to hide some of the matte lines and wires used in the execution of the effects. Also, the Japanese cut is a little more serious in tone. It has plenty of comedy still, but there is an element of satire that runs throughout the film that was completely excised from the U.S. version. The film takes square aim at Japan’s television and newspaper industries. The head of the Pacific Pharmaceutical Company is portrayed as a complete buffoon who is only concerned about the television show he sponsors getting ratings. He hopes to manufacture a way for King Kong and Godzilla to fight in order to make headlines but is completely unconcerned about the safety of his fellow countrymen. There is more time taken for human character development as well, making the threat of the human toll more personal and affecting. The music of the great Akira Ifukube, one of Japan’s greatest film composers, also reinforces the more serious tone.

In both versions, the final brawl between the titans is epic. It is, after all, the real reason we’re watching the movie. This movie is also the moment when Godzilla begins to take on a more anthropomorphic nature that would continue on into later films. He is still the villain of this movie, as he was in Gojira and Godzilla Raids Again, but well on his way to becoming the “mascot” and defender of Japan that he would become in later films. The sequence plays out like a professional wrestling event with a number of memorable moments. At one point, Kong plucks a tree from the ground and shoves it into Godzilla’s mouth. Godzilla then expels it with his atomic breath. Kong swings Godzilla by his tail and the two destroy a perilously poised building before tumbling, still interlocked in battle, off a cliff and into the sea. Kong emerges and swims off toward his Faro Island home, but the human characters are left to wonder what happened to Godzilla. 

What ultimately happened is that Toho had a huge international hit on its hands. They realized that Godzilla was a bankable star, worthy of a series. The original Showa era run of Godzilla ended in 1975, but the King of the Monsters continues to rise again and again in various forms. Kong would return to Toho once more as well in King Kong Escapes (1967), an all-out bonkers extravaganza, also directed by Honda. 

I enjoy King Kong vs. Godzilla in a very different way now than as an eight-year-old watching it over and over on that VHS tape. I recognize the film’s limitations and troublesome elements (the island natives, specifically, are portrayed as broad stereotypes). There is no doubt a certain amount of nostalgia involved in my enjoyment of it now, but I also think there is a lot to be enjoyed about the film. As I write this, we are days away from the release of Godzilla vs. Kong, only the second time in film history that these two greatest of giant monster icons have met on screen. I have no doubt that this new version will only age the original film more than it already has. Personally, I can’t wait to see this new matchup with all the sophisticated tools at the disposal of modern filmmakers behind it, but I will always have a soft spot for this goofy little movie that captured my imagination as a kid.

After watching that videotape for the first time, I could imagine myself as Kong and my older brother as Godzilla, stomping among our Lego skyscrapers and matchbox cars. If nothing else, King Kong vs. Godzilla fueled my young imagination and gave me hours of joy and play. Even now, I can’t exactly say that it’s a good movie. But I can say that it still (mostly) brings a smile to my face. And to me that makes it, at least on some level, great.

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‘Amityville Karen’ Is a Weak Update on ‘Serial Mom’ [Amityville IP]

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Twice a month Joe Lipsett will dissect a new Amityville Horror film to explore how the “franchise” has evolved in increasingly ludicrous directions. This is “The Amityville IP.”

A bizarre recurring issue with the Amityville “franchise” is that the films tend to be needlessly complicated. Back in the day, the first sequels moved away from the original film’s religious-themed haunted house storyline in favor of streamlined, easily digestible concepts such as “haunted lamp” or “haunted mirror.”

As the budgets plummeted and indie filmmakers capitalized on the brand’s notoriety, it seems the wrong lessons were learned. Runtimes have ballooned past the 90-minute mark and the narratives are often saggy and unfocused.

Both issues are clearly on display in Amityville Karen (2022), a film that starts off rough, but promising, and ends with a confused whimper.

The promise is embodied by the tinge of self-awareness in Julie Anne Prescott (The Amityville Harvest)’s screenplay, namely the nods to John Waters’ classic 1994 satire, Serial Mom. In that film, Beverly Sutphin (an iconic Kathleen Turner) is a bored, white suburban woman who punished individuals who didn’t adhere to her rigid definition of social norms. What is “Karen” but a contemporary equivalent?

In director/actor Shawn C. Phillips’ film, Karen (Lauren Francesca) is perpetually outraged. In her introductory scenes, she makes derogatory comments about immigrants, calls a female neighbor a whore, and nearly runs over a family blocking her driveway. She’s a broad, albeit familiar persona; in many ways, she’s less of a character than a caricature (the living embodiment of the name/meme).

These early scenes also establish a fairly straightforward plot. Karen is a code enforcement officer with plans to shut down a local winery she has deemed disgusting. They’re preparing for a big wine tasting event, which Karen plans to ruin, but when she steals a bottle of cursed Amityville wine, it activates her murderous rage and goes on a killing spree.

Simple enough, right?

Unfortunately, Amityville Karen spins out of control almost immediately. At nearly every opportunity, Prescott’s screenplay eschews narrative cohesion and simplicity in favour of overly complicated developments and extraneous characters.

Take, for example, the wine tasting event. The film spends an entire day at the winery: first during the day as a band plays, then at a beer tasting (???) that night. Neither of these events are the much touted wine-tasting, however; that is actually a private party happening later at server Troy (James Duval)’s house.

Weirdly though, following Troy’s death, the party’s location is inexplicably moved to Karen’s house for the climax of the film, but the whole event plays like an afterthought and features a litany of characters we have never met before.

This is a recurring issue throughout Amityville Karen, which frequently introduces random characters for a scene or two. Karen is typically absent from these scenes, which makes them feel superfluous and unimportant. When the actress is on screen, the film has an anchor and a narrative drive. The scenes without her, on the other hand, feel bloated and directionless (blame editor Will Collazo Jr., who allows these moments to play out interminably).

Compounding the issue is that the majority of the actors are non-professionals and these scenes play like poorly performed improv. The result is long, dull stretches that features bad actors talking over each other, repeating the same dialogue, and generally doing nothing to advance the narrative or develop the characters.

While Karen is one-note and histrionic throughout the film, at least there’s a game willingness to Francesca’s performance. It feels appropriately campy, though as the film progresses, it becomes less and less clear if Amityville Karen is actually in on the joke.

Like Amityville Cop before it, there are legit moments of self-awareness (the Serial Mom references), but it’s never certain how much of this is intentional. Take, for example, Karen’s glaringly obvious wig: it unconvincingly fails to conceal Francesca’s dark hair in the back, but is that on purpose or is it a technical error?

Ultimately there’s very little to recommend about Amityville Karen. Despite the game performance by its lead and the gentle homages to Serial Mom’s prank call and white shoes after Labor Day jokes, the never-ending improv scenes by non-professional actors, the bloated screenplay, and the jittery direction by Phillips doom the production.

Clocking in at an insufferable 100 minutes, Amityville Karen ranks among the worst of the “franchise,” coming in just above Phillips’ other entry, Amityville Hex.

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The Amityville IP Awards go to…

  • Favorite Subplot: In the afternoon event, there’s a self-proclaimed “hot boy summer” band consisting of burly, bare-chested men who play instruments that don’t make sound (for real, there’s no audio of their music). There’s also a scheming manager who is skimming money off the top, but that’s not as funny.
  • Least Favorite Subplot: For reasons that don’t make any sense, the winery is also hosting a beer tasting which means there are multiple scenes of bartender Alex (Phillips) hoping to bring in women, mistakenly conflating a pint of beer with a “flight,” and goading never before seen characters to chug. One of them describes the beer as such: “It looks like a vampire menstruating in a cup” (it’s a gold-colored IPA for the record, so…no).
  • Amityville Connection: The rationale for Karen’s killing spree is attributed to Amityville wine, whose crop was planted on cursed land. This is explained by vino groupie Annie (Jennifer Nangle) to band groupie Bianca (Lilith Stabs). It’s a lot of nonsense, but it is kind of fun when Annie claims to “taste the damnation in every sip.”
  • Neverending Story: The film ends with an exhaustive FIVE MINUTE montage of Phillips’ friends posing as reporters in front of terrible green screen discussing the “killer Karen” story. My kingdom for Amityville’s regular reporter Peter Sommers (John R. Walker) to return!
  • Best Line 1: Winery owner Dallas (Derek K. Long), describing Karen: “She’s like a walking constipation with a hemorrhoid”
  • Best Line 2: Karen, when a half-naked, bleeding woman emerges from her closet: “Is this a dream? This dream is offensive! Stop being naked!”
  • Best Line 3: Troy, upset that Karen may cancel the wine tasting at his house: “I sanded that deck for days. You don’t just sand a deck for days and then let someone shit on it!”
  • Worst Death: Karen kills a Pool Boy (Dustin Clingan) after pushing his head under water for literally 1 second, then screeches “This is for putting leaves on my plants!”
  • Least Clear Death(s): The bodies of a phone salesman and a barista are seen in Karen’s closet and bathroom, though how she killed them are completely unclear
  • Best Death: Troy is stabbed in the back of the neck with a bottle opener, which Karen proceeds to crank
  • Wannabe Lynch: After drinking the wine, Karen is confronted in her home by Barnaby (Carl Solomon) who makes her sign a crude, hand drawn blood contract and informs her that her belly is “pregnant from the juices of his grapes.” Phillips films Barnaby like a cross between the unhoused man in Mulholland Drive and the Mystery Man in Lost Highway. It’s interesting, even if the character makes absolutely no sense.
  • Single Image Summary: At one point, a random man emerges from the shower in a towel and excitedly poops himself. This sequence perfectly encapsulates the experience of watching Amityville Karen.
  • Pray for Joe: Many of these folks will be back in Amityville Shark House and Amityville Webcam, so we’re not out of the woods yet…

Next time: let’s hope Christmas comes early with 2022’s Amityville Christmas Vacation. It was the winner of Fangoria’s Best Amityville award, after all!

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