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“Eerie, Indiana” – Five Quintessential Episodes of the 1990s Series You Need to Watch

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There’s something about EerieIndiana that brings out even more early ’90s nostalgia than a pair of MC Hammer pants or A.C. Slater slamming you into a locker. Right up there with Are You Afraid of the Dark? as some of the all-time best gateway TV horror for kids, Eerie always felt like a must watch if you could catch it on Disney or eventually Saturday mornings on Fox Kids Network. The show idea was simple and easy to relate to when you were a kid because every adult in suburbia seemed weird as fuck at the time. Hell, they still do.

In the show, Marshall Teller (Omri Katz) and his friend Simon (Justin Shenkarow) investigate the weird and possibly sinister happenings of their neighborhood and as usual… the adults never believe them.

Eerie, Indiana is jam packed with Halloween atmosphere and horror goodness and it just so happens that all of the episodes are now available for free streaming on both YouTube and Tubi.

But if you don’t have enough free time for all nineteen episodes right now, I’ve compiled a list of five episodes that I consider quintessential…


Episode 1: “ForeverWare”

One of five episodes in the series directed by Joe Dante (Gremlins, The Howling), “ForeverWare” has a cinematic quality about it that stands above the rest of the series. It also lays the groundwork for the rest of the show. Right after Marshall and his family move in, Betty Wilson (Louan Gideon) shows up hawking forever-ware; a scientifically impossible Tupperware that keeps food fresh. Forever. Literally.

The episode is a hilarious play on how awkward it is to move to a new town and how it’s always horrifying to have neighbors who sell MLM products. Marshall’s Mom (Mary-Margaret Humes) agrees to go to a ForeverWare party and when I tell you it’s cringe inducing, I mean you will want to jump out of a window into a pit of tigers with rabies to escape the awkwardness. What’s worse is you could totally imagine this Awkward Mom Cult existing in real life.

Much like the rest of the show does so masterfully, the pilot takes something that happens in real life that’s kind of stupid and weird that adults do… and adds a little extra weirdness to it. As if you’re seeing it from a kid’s point of view. A point of view that is often far more sane than the adults with all our agendas, beliefs and insecurities.

Marshall senses just how weird these ladies all seem, so he investigates. He finds out that Betty’s twins (who look like mini versions of Otho from Beetlejuice) are the victims of something horrible directly involving their mom’s sales products. The entire plot (twist included) is absolutely batshit and would never hold up to the slightest microscope of realism. Which is exactly why the show works…. it doesn’t have to explain itself. Shit is weird here in Eerie. That’s all you need to know.


Episode 14: “Mr. Chaney”

A fantastic homage to classic horror, “Mr. Chaney” does almost too good a job of showing just how helpless kids can be to the “traditions” of our family and the communities around us. Whether it’s being forced to sit on a stranger’s lap at the Mall during Christmas or being named “Harvest King.” Which means you have to go sit in the woods alone with a strange man during a full moon until you see a werewolf. That’s what happens to Marshall here and that man is none other than Mr. Chaney (played by amazing character actor Stephen Root).

Any werewolf storyline worth anything has to feature a decent transformation scene. “Mr. Chaney” features not only a pretty cool one but a shockingly decent full blown werewolf (especially for a show that doesn’t use much in the way of FX). We’re not talking Fright Night or American Werewolf here but I’ve definitely seen worse in big budget movies. Not to mention, any show that ends with someone drinking a shake made of “Two scoops of freeze dried liver of an Amazonian vampire bat, a quart of fresh chicken blood, whipped cream and the eyeball of Vlad the Impaler” is okay in my book.

To go along with it, “Mr. Chaney” is also home to a nice Halloween atmosphere.

But not as much as our next episode…..


Episode 5: “Scariest Home Videos”

Marshall and Simon are packing a bag full of everything from towelettes (in case they get egged) to fresh underwear (in case they get scared) to hit the town on what’s bound to be the weirdest night of all, in the weirdest place of all: Halloween night in EerieIndiana. Their plans are spoiled when Marshall’s Mom has to leave after his Dad (Francis Guinan) suffers a car break down and they have to stay and babysit Simon’s little brother Harley Schwarzenegger-Holmes (ironically played by Dominic from Kindergarten Cop, Christian Cousins). Bummed out, the boys decide to break out a camcorder and fake a “Funniest Home Videos” tape, which all ends in Harley getting sucked into the TV while they watch a classic mummy movie.

The kicker? He replaces the mummy in the movie and the mummy replaces him in the living room.

There are many episodes of Eerie, IN that feature some awesome Halloween atmosphere but Scariest Home Videos takes the pumpkin spice cake. The entire episode is dripping in Halloween atmosphere from the constant trick or treaters (one wearing a literal Halloween IV Michael Myers mask) to the decorations around the house, to an actual old school mummy stalking around as they all pause to scream at the camera in total ’90s fashion before a commercial cut. There’s a huge hat tip to the monster-verse of old in this episode (and throughout the series) as we get to know the man playing the mummy, Sir Boris von Orloff (Tony Jay) in quite the rad meta twist.

Throw in the Stay Tuned storyline and Scariest Home Videos is an absolute banger of an episode strong enough in the ways of the Samhain to put anyone in the Fall spirit.


Episode 10: “The Lost Hour”

One thing the town of Eerie, IN does that I completely and totally agree with is ignoring Daylight Savings Time entirely. But as usual in Eerie, there’s a supernatural downside to it. When Marshall decides to set his clock back an hour anyway, he wakes up like Kevin in Home Alone. Only instead of just his family, the entire town is gone; save for a teenage girl (Nikki Cox) and a team of garbage men who look more like secret service agents. Oh, and the local Milkman. Probably the last person I want to see in that situation. I’ve seen Fear Street. I know what’s up.

The Lost Hour is absolutely the 28 Days Later of EerieIndiana. This episode has it all. Parallel dimensions, characters taking advantage of horrible situations to experience once in a lifetime fun, shady dudes in uniforms, missing time, Milkmen. The ideas touched on in The Lost Hour could honestly be stretched into an entire series all by themselves. Hell, the guys who made Lost could probably stretch this episode into eleven seasons. You won’t find another television show that can cram as many subgenres and wild ideas into a 25 minute episode as this one.


Episode 18: “Reality Takes a Holiday”

Wes Craven would be proud. Years before Scream put the meta in meta there was good ole’ EerieIndiana with Reality Takes a Holiday. In this episode, Marshall finds a script in his mailbox that directly scripts out his entire day. From his conversations with his family to everything around him. Everyone in the show starts to refer to him as Omri (his actual name in real life) and his home is merely a TV show set on a studio lot. His parents are just the actors who play his parents on the show and nobody knows what the hell he’s talking about. Then he realizes the script ends with him being killed off and replaced. He has to find a way to convince the actual writers of the show to not kill off his character so that he doesn’t die in real life.

Did you get all that? It’s wild!

The episode is lighthearted and entertaining but like many others, actually becomes rather freaky when you think about it. Imagine having a dream where your entire family is fake, trying to kill you and smiling like none of it’s real.

Reality Takes a Holiday aired towards the end of the show’s short run and was a really cool opportunity to let the entire crew have fun with their characters and the work they’d been doing on the show. It was extremely cool the way it humanized the folks who had been working there without becoming cheesy or jumping the proverbial shark. For fans of meta writing, Reality Takes a Holiday is a must see.


Well, there you have it! Tag this article and put it into our evidence collection. Maybe one day the adults will listen to us when we tell them that EerieIndiana is no ordinary place and that it should totally be brought back for the next generation of little weirdos to enjoy. This is my quintessential list but don’t let it deter you from checking out the other episodes!

There’s plenty of cool stories, horror movie throwbacks and cameos (including Danielle Harris) to enjoy in the other fourteen episodes of EerieIndiana. This town is well worth a visit.

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What’s Wrong with My Baby!? Larry Cohen’s ‘It’s Alive’ at 50

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Soon after the New Hollywood generation took over the entertainment industry, they started having children. And more than any filmmakers that came before—they were terrified. Rosemary’s Baby (1968), The Exorcist (1973), The Omen (1976), Eraserhead (1977), The Brood (1979), The Shining (1980), Possession (1981), and many others all deal, at least in part, with the fears of becoming or being a parent. What if my child turns out to be a monster? is corrupted by some evil force? or turns out to be the fucking Antichrist? What if I screw them up somehow, or can’t help them, or even go insane and try to kill them? Horror has always been at its best when exploring relatable fears through extreme circumstances. A prime example of this is Larry Cohen’s 1974 monster-baby movie It’s Alive, which explores the not only the rollercoaster of emotions that any parent experiences when confronted with the difficulties of raising a child, but long-standing questions of who or what is at fault when something goes horribly wrong.

Cohen begins making his underlying points early in the film as Frank Davis (John P. Ryan) discusses the state of the world with a group of expectant fathers in a hospital waiting room. They discuss the “overabundance of lead” in foods and the environment, smog, and pesticides that only serve to produce roaches that are “bigger, stronger, and harder to kill.” Frank comments that this is “quite a world to bring a kid into.” This has long been a discussion point among people when trying to decide whether to have kids or not. I’ve had many conversations with friends who have said they feel it’s irresponsible to bring children into such a violent, broken, and dangerous world, and I certainly don’t begrudge them this. My wife and I did decide to have children but that doesn’t mean that it’s been easy.

Immediately following this scene comes It’s Alive’s most famous sequence in which Frank’s wife Lenore (Sharon Farrell) is the only person left alive in her delivery room, the doctors clawed and bitten to death by her mutant baby, which has escaped. “What does my baby look like!? What’s wrong with my baby!?” she screams as nurses wheel her frantically into a recovery room. The evening that had begun with such joy and excitement at the birth of their second child turned into a nightmare. This is tough for me to write, but on some level, I can relate to this whiplash of emotion. When my second child was born, they came about five weeks early. I’ll use the pronouns “they/them” for privacy reasons when referring to my kids. Our oldest was still very young and went to stay with my parents and we sped off to the hospital where my wife was taken into an operating room for an emergency c-section. I was able to carry our newborn into the NICU (natal intensive care unit) where I was assured that this was routine for all premature births. The nurses assured me there was nothing to worry about and the baby looked big and healthy. I headed to where my wife was taken to recover to grab a few winks assuming that everything was fine. Well, when I awoke, I headed back over to the NICU to find that my child was not where I left them. The nurse found me and told me that the baby’s lungs were underdeveloped, and they had to put them in a special room connected to oxygen tubes and wires to monitor their vitals.

It’s difficult to express the fear that overwhelmed me in those moments. Everything turned out okay, but it took a while and I’m convinced to this day that their anxiety struggles spring from these first weeks of life. As our children grew, we learned that two of the three were on the spectrum and that anxiety, depression, ADHD, and OCD were also playing a part in their lives. Parents, at least speaking for myself, can’t help but blame themselves for the struggles their children face. The “if only” questions creep in and easily overcome the voices that assure us that it really has nothing to do with us. In the film, Lenore says, “maybe it’s all the pills I’ve been taking that brought this on.” Frank muses aloud about how he used to think that Frankenstein was the monster, but when he got older realized he was the one that made the monster. The aptly named Frank is wondering if his baby’s mutation is his fault, if he created the monster that is terrorizing Los Angeles. I have made plenty of “if only” statements about myself over the years. “If only I hadn’t had to work so much, if only I had been around more when they were little.” Mothers may ask themselves, “did I have a drink, too much coffee, or a cigarette before I knew I was pregnant? Was I too stressed out during the pregnancy?” In other words, most parents can’t help but wonder if it’s all their fault.

At one point in the film, Frank goes to the elementary school where his baby has been sighted and is escorted through the halls by police. He overhears someone comment about “screwed up genes,” which brings about age-old questions of nature vs. nurture. Despite the voices around him from doctors and detectives that say, “we know this isn’t your fault,” Frank can’t help but think it is, and that the people who try to tell him it isn’t really think it’s his fault too. There is no doubt that there is a hereditary element to the kinds of mental illness struggles that my children and I deal with. But, and it’s a bit but, good parenting goes a long way in helping children deal with these struggles. Kids need to know they’re not alone, a good parent can provide that, perhaps especially parents that can relate to the same kinds of struggles. The question of nature vs. nurture will likely never be entirely answered but I think there’s more than a good chance that “both/and” is the case. Around the midpoint of the film, Frank agrees to disown the child and sign it over for medical experimentation if caught or killed. Lenore and the older son Chris (Daniel Holzman) seek to nurture and teach the baby, feeling that it is not a monster, but a member of the family.

It’s Alive takes these ideas to an even greater degree in the fact that the Davis Baby really is a monster, a mutant with claws and fangs that murders and eats people. The late ’60s and early ’70s also saw the rise in mass murderers and serial killers which heightened the nature vs. nurture debate. Obviously, these people were not literal monsters but human beings that came from human parents, but something had gone horribly wrong. Often the upbringing of these killers clearly led in part to their antisocial behavior, but this isn’t always the case. It’s Alive asks “what if a ‘monster’ comes from a good home?” In this case is it society, environmental factors, or is it the lead, smog, and pesticides? It is almost impossible to know, but the ending of the film underscores an uncomfortable truth—even monsters have parents.

As the film enters its third act, Frank joins the hunt for his child through the Los Angeles sewers and into the L.A. River. He is armed with a rifle and ready to kill on sight, having divorced himself from any relationship to the child. Then Frank finds his baby crying in the sewers and his fatherly instincts take over. With tears in his eyes, he speaks words of comfort and wraps his son in his coat. He holds him close, pats and rocks him, and whispers that everything is going to be okay. People often wonder how the parents of those who perform heinous acts can sit in court, shed tears, and defend them. I think it’s a complex issue. I’m sure that these parents know that their child has done something evil, but that doesn’t change the fact that they are still their baby. Your child is a piece of yourself formed into a whole new human being. Disowning them would be like cutting off a limb, no matter what they may have done. It doesn’t erase an evil act, far from it, but I can understand the pain of a parent in that situation. I think It’s Alive does an exceptional job placing its audience in that situation.

Despite the serious issues and ideas being examined in the film, It’s Alive is far from a dour affair. At heart, it is still a monster movie and filled with a sense of fun and a great deal of pitch-black humor. In one of its more memorable moments, a milkman is sucked into the rear compartment of his truck as red blood mingles with the white milk from smashed bottles leaking out the back of the truck and streaming down the street. Just after Frank agrees to join the hunt for his baby, the film cuts to the back of an ice cream truck with the words “STOP CHILDREN” emblazoned on it. It’s a movie filled with great kills, a mutant baby—created by make-up effects master Rick Baker early in his career, and plenty of action—and all in a PG rated movie! I’m telling you, the ’70s were wild. It just also happens to have some thoughtful ideas behind it as well.

Which was Larry Cohen’s specialty. Cohen made all kinds of movies, but his most enduring have been his horror films and all of them tackle the social issues and fears of the time they were made. God Told Me To (1976), Q: The Winged Serpent (1982), and The Stuff (1985) are all great examples of his socially aware, low-budget, exploitation filmmaking with a brain and It’s Alive certainly fits right in with that group. Cohen would go on to write and direct two sequels, It Lives Again (aka It’s Alive 2) in 1978 and It’s Alive III: Island of the Alive in 1987 and is credited as a co-writer on the 2008 remake. All these films explore the ideas of parental responsibility in light of the various concerns of the times they were made including abortion rights and AIDS.

Fifty years after It’s Alive was initially released, it has only become more relevant in the ensuing years. Fears surrounding parenthood have been with us since the beginning of time but as the years pass the reasons for these fears only seem to become more and more profound. In today’s world the conversation of the fathers in the waiting room could be expanded to hormones and genetic modifications in food, terrorism, climate change, school and other mass shootings, and other threats that were unknown or at least less of a concern fifty years ago. Perhaps the fearmongering conspiracy theories about chemtrails and vaccines would be mentioned as well, though in a more satirical fashion, as fears some expectant parents encounter while endlessly doomscrolling Facebook or Twitter. Speaking for myself, despite the struggles, the fears, and the sadness that sometimes comes with having children, it’s been worth it. The joys ultimately outweigh all of that, but I understand the terror too. Becoming a parent is no easy choice, nor should it be. But as I look back, I can say that I’m glad we made the choice we did.

I wonder if Frank and Lenore can say the same thing.

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