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Harbingers of Autumn: Six of the Scariest Scarecrows in Horror Films

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Out of all the classic monsters that pop up in costume shops around the Halloween season, there’s one that I believe has always been criminally underused in scary movies. Unlike witches, vampires and undead ghouls, the lowly Scarecrow is usually relegated to the background of mainstream horror media despite serving as an instantly recognizable (and genuinely eerie) harbinger of Autumn.

That’s not to say that we haven’t seen memorable examples of these ever-watching fiends in scary movies before – I just wish that there were more of them! And now that we’re fast approaching the spookiest night of the year, we’ve decided to come up with a list highlighting six of the scariest scarecrows in horror films in the hopes that future filmmakers will make use of this underrated monster.

As usual, we invite you to comment below with your own favorite scarecrows if you think we missed a particularly frightening one. And before we begin, I’d also like to give a shout-out to Dark Harvest’s Sawtooth Jack as an honorable mention, as this desiccated corpse spends most of the year as a freaky scarecrow before coming to life as a pumpkin-headed monster on Halloween night.

Now, onto the list…


6. The Zombie Scarecrows – Husk (2011)

Based on a short film that wowed Sundance back in 2005, Brett Simmons’ Husk is one of the more interesting films to come out of the After Dark Originals project. Following an ill-fated group of friends as they find themselves trapped in a haunted cornfield after a car accident, the story re-imagines scarecrows as zombie-like predators lurking in the crops.

While the script suffers from two-dimensional characters and a bizarre sub-plot surrounding psychic visions meant to explain the farm’s backstory, there’s no denying that Simmons’ modernized take on scarecrows remains one of the creepiest versions of the monster.


5. The Rollins Scarecrow – Messengers 2: The Scarecrow (2009)

Neither of the Messengers movies are that great, featuring familiar genre tropes and some questionable scares, but I have a huge soft spot for the prequel starring Norman Reedus as a countryside patriarch trying to keep his family together once their farm starts to fall apart. Based on the script that inspired the original film, the “The Shining on a farm” premise actually works far better here than you might expect.

Obviously, most of the scares here come courtesy of the titular scarecrow that begins to “protect” the Rollins family in the most gruesome ways imaginable. I really dig the creature’s asymmetrical design and plant-like elements, though it’s a shame that the rest of the movie isn’t quite as well-crafted as its demonic villain.


4. Jonathan Crane – Batman Begins (2005)

I know that including a super-hero flick on this list sounds like a cop-out, but I honestly think that this version of DC’s Scarecrow is creepy enough to compete with the other entries. I mean, Cillian Murphy’s unhinged portrayal of the fear-based villain remains one of the highlights of Nolan’s Dark Knight trilogy, even if he only briefly dons a costume meant to resemble his namesake.

Sure, Murphy isn’t quite as intimidating as some other versions of the character (like the slasher-inspired incarnation of the Arkham games or the Jeffrey-Combs-voiced Crane from The New Batman Adventures), but you have to admit that watching maggots squirm around his face while he drugs unsuspecting patients makes for an exceedingly disturbing visual- and that’s not even mentioning the brief moment where he rides a flaming horse while wearing asylum gear.


3. The Kozukata Kakashi – Kakashi/Scarecrow (2001)

Based on a Junji-Ito manga about the ancient Japanese tradition of making and sacrificing scarecrow-like effigies in order to protect rural areas from evil spirits, Tsuruta Norio’s Kakashi follows a young woman as she searches for her missing brother in a mysterious village. Naturally, the film soon bombards audiences with copious amounts of undead scarecrows in a slow-burn thriller that often feels like watching a ghostly nightmare.

The flick may not benefit from some of the gruesome imagery present in more popular Junji Ito adaptations, but Kakashi is still a surprisingly mellow J-horror film that offers a completely different take on a classic countryside monster. Their designs may not be overly creepy, but it’s the added existential context that makes these scarecrows so damned scary.


2. Harold – Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark (2019)

I didn’t really have high hopes for the 2019 adaptation of Alvin Schwartz’s Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark, especially once it was announced that the film wouldn’t be an anthology adapting a selection of standalone tales. However, André Øvredal really knocked it out of the park with this fun little love-letter to retro horror – especially when it came to adapting the memorable monsters that inhabited Schwartz’s books.

One of the best examples of these iconic creatures is Harold, the lumbering scarecrow who chases after a local bully once he’s summoned by a cursed storybook. I’m not exactly sure how they did it, but the cinematic Harold is a dead ringer for Stephen Gammell’s classic illustration of the monster, and that alone make it one of the creepiest scarecrows on this list.


1. Bubba – Dark Night of the Scarecrow (1981)

Despite its sensationalist title, Frank De Felitta’s seminal Dark Night of the Scarecrow is more of a Poe-inspired thriller about a horrible man dealing with guilt than it is a traditional horror flick about a killer scarecrow. However, this made-for-television experience culminates in one of the most haunting finales that genre cinema has ever seen – all thanks an iconic scarecrow who’s been giving folks nightmares for over 40 years.

While I won’t go into detail about the film’s chilling conclusion, as you really owe it to yourself to experience this one the way it was meant to be seen, Felitta’s restraint in showing us exactly how the unfortunate Bubba is going about his revenge only ends up increasing the impact of the inevitable reveal. This flick may not be for everyone, but there’s a reason why many consider Bubba to be the definitive killer scarecrow.

Born Brazilian, raised Canadian, Luiz is a writer and Film student that spends most of his time watching movies and subsequently complaining about them.

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Six Post-Apocalyptic Thrillers to Watch While You Wait for “Fallout” Season 2

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Despite ancient humans having already overcome several potential doomsday scenarios in real life, post-apocalyptic fiction used to be relatively rare until the invention of the atomic bomb convinced us that the end of the world could be just around the proverbial corner.

Since then, we’ve seen many different stories about the collapse of civilization and the strange societies that might emerge from the rubble, but I’d argue that one of the most interesting of these apocalyptic visions is the post-nuclear America of the iconic Fallout games. A witty satire of American jingoism and cold war shenanigans, it’s honestly baffling that it so long for us to finally see a live-action adaptation of this memorable setting.

Thankfully, Graham Wagner and Geneva Robertson-Dworet’s Fallout TV show isn’t just a great adaptation – it’s also an incredibly fun standalone story that makes the most of its post-apocalyptic worldbuilding. And since fans are going to have to wait a while to see the much-anticipated second season, we’ve decided to come up with a list highlighting six post-apocalyptic thrillers to watch if you’re still craving more Fallout!

As usual, don’t forget to comment below with your own apocalyptic favorites if you think we missed a particularly fun one. And while it’s not on the list, I’d also like to give a shout-out to The Hughes Brothers’ underrated post-apocalyptic action flick The Book of Eli – which I recently covered in its own article.

With that out of the way, onto the list…


6. The Divide (2011)

Xavier Gens may be best known for his memorable contribution to the New French Extremity movement – with the eerily prescient Frontière(s) – but the filmmaker is also responsible for a handful of underrated thrillers that flew under the radar despite being legitimately solid films. One of the most interesting of these flicks is 2011’s The Divide, a single-location exercise in claustrophobic tension.

Telling the story of a group of New Yorkers who find themselves trapped in a bomb shelter after a surprise nuclear attack, this dark thriller is more interested in the ensuing social chaos than effects-heavy physical destruction. And while critics at the time were horrified by the bleak story and cynical characters, I think this mean streak is precisely what makes The Divide worth watching.


5. The Day After (1983)

One of the highest-rated TV films of all time, ABC’s The Day After is one of the scariest movies ever made despite being more of a speculative docu-drama than an actual genre flick. Following an ensemble of families, doctors and scientists as they deal with the horrific aftermath of all-out nuclear war, this radioactive cautionary tale was vital in convincing real-world politicians to review their policies about nuclear deterrence.

In fact, the film is even credited with scaring President Ronald Reagan into changing his mind about expanding the United States’ nuclear arsenal, with this new stance eventually leading to a treaty with the Soviet Union. With a story this powerful, I think it’s safe to say that The Day After is a must watch for Fallout fans interested in the more down-to-earth elements of the apocalypse.


4. The Postman (1997)

If I had a nickel for each unfairly maligned post-apocalyptic epic starring Kevin Costner that was released in the 90s, I’d have two nickels – which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice. And while Waterworld has since seen a resurgence in popularity with fans defending it as a bizarrely expensive B-movie, I haven’t seen a lot of discussion surrounding 1997’s more serious vision of a fallen America, The Postman.

Following Costner (who also directed the flick) as a post-apocalyptic nomad who begins to rebuild America by pretending to be a member of the newly reformed postal service, this David Brin adaptation is consistently fascinating – especially if you view the story as a cynical fairy-tale, which was Costner’s original intention.

And while the flick suffers from some goofy dialogue and a bloated runtime, it makes up for this by having directly inspired Hideo Kojima’s Death Stranding.


3. Turbo Kid (2015)

TURBO KID | via Epic Pictures

Turbo Kid may have been billed as an indie Mad Max with bicycles instead of cars, but François Simard, Anouk Whissell and Yoann-Karl Whissell’s comedic throwback to the post-apocalyptic future of 1997 is much more than meets the eye. From quirky characters to madly creative designs, the flick rises above nostalgia bait by being a legitimately fun time even if you don’t get the copious amounts of ’80s and ’90s references.

And despite the horror-inspired ultraviolence that colors the frequent action scenes as we follow a young comic-book fan deluding himself into thinking that he’s a superhero, it’s the childlike sense of wonder that really makes this a treat for cinephiles. It’s just a shame that we’re still waiting on the sequel that was announced back in 2016…


2. Six-String Samurai (1998)

A lo-fi homage to spaghetti westerns and classic samurai films – not to mention the golden age of rock ‘n roll – Six-String Samurai is a must-watch for those who appreciate weird cinema. While I’ve already written about the madly creative vibes that make this such an entertaining flick, I think it’s worth repeating just in case some of you have yet to give this musical fever dream a try.

And appropriately enough for this list, the film was also a source of inspiration for the 3D Fallout games – especially Obsidian’s fan favorite New Vegas. The game even includes a New Vegas Samurai achievement (unlocked by killing enemies with a katana) with a vault-boy illustration modeled after the film’s rendition of Buddy Holly.


1. A Boy and His Dog (1975)

The grisly post-apocalyptic comedy that inspired the original Fallout games, L.Q. Jones’ adaptation of Harlan Ellison’s novella is just as shocking today as it was back in ’75. Telling the story of a teenage scavenger who travels the wastelands of 2024 America alongside his telepathic canine companion, A Boy and His Dog feels like a Heavy Metal comic brought to life.

While the film’s rampant misogyny and brutal violence make it tough to revisit under modern sensibilities, it’s still a landmark in post-apocalyptic cinema and one hell of a memorable ride. Not only that, but the flick also inspired the creation of Fallout’s most beloved NPC, the ever-loyal Dogmeat.

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