Editorials
That’s Definitely Not ‘Jaws’: 6 Spooky Mockbusters Worth Watching
There’s a popular idiom often attributed to Picasso about how good artists copy and great artists steal. Naturally, this isn’t referring to plagiarism, but rather the idea that it’s better for an artist to reproduce something directly from the source instead of simply regurgitating it as-is. The way I see it, this sentiment also applies to creative rip-offs, as I’ll take an unlicensed cash-grab over endless sequels any day of the week.
After all, this is how we got beloved franchises like Friday the 13th (the original film was an attempt at capitalizing on the success of Halloween) and even Star Wars (A New Hope was meant to be a cheap Flash Gordon knock-off). And in honor of all the rip-offs that continue to feed the ouroboros that is popular culture, we’ve decided to come up with a list celebrating six spooky Mockbusters that are actually worth your time.
For the purposes of this list, we’ll be defining Mockbuster as any production that intentionally exploits the popularity of an existing intellectual property without actually being affiliated with that particular movie or franchise.
With that out of the way, don’t forget to comment below with your own favorite cinematic knock-offs if you think we missed a particularly fun one.
Now, onto the list…
6. Gamera, The Giant Monster (1965)

Stop me if you’ve heard this one before: an atomic explosion awakens a gigantic reptile (played by an overworked actor in a rubber suit), with the creature proceeding to wreak havoc in urban Japan. No, this isn’t Godzilla, this is Noriaki Yuasa’s derivative classic Gamera, The Giant Monster. The Pepsi to Godzilla’s Coke, Gamera may not exactly benefit from the original formula, but it’s still an important part of kaiju history despite the studio only commissioning the project as a quick cash-grab.
Sure, this schlocky creature feature feels somewhat unremarkable when compared to the real thing, but Gamera really earns its place on this list by launching an entire franchise that would one day hold its own against Toho’s iconic dinosaur. And as someone who grew up building tiny LEGO cities for my pet turtle to destroy as it searched for dried shrimp snacks, I wouldn’t have it any other way!
5. Abraham Lincoln vs Zombies (2012)

Based on a humorous novel written by Seth Grahame-Smith (who is often credited with popularizing the literary genre mash-up), the forgotten 2012 flop Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter isn’t as bad as people make it out to be. However, we’re not talking about that film, we’re talking about its low-budget Asylum-produced mockbuster: Abraham Lincoln vs Zombies.
While Vampire Hunter was criticized for its overuse of CGI and a nearly un-recognizable portrayal of the 16th American president, Richard Schenkman’s Asylum feature boasts a hilarious yet compelling performance by Bill Oberst Jr. in proper period makeup as well as a truckload of hand-crafted practical zombie effects!
Just be sure to keep this one away from historical accuracy enthusiasts…
4. Orca (1977)

Piranha might be the most popular example of the Jaws rip-offs that attempted to ride the wave of Spielberg’s iconic monster movie, but Michael Anderson’s Orca will always remain one of my personal favorite scary movie meant to confuse grandmas at the video store. Yes, the film’s frights are as unoriginal as the Jaws-like marketing makes them out to be, but Orca benefits from some surprisingly competent direction and plenty of underwater violence.
Not only that, but this underrated creature feature also gives our raging antagonist a tragic motivation for its rampage, with highly intelligent Killer Whales being better suited for revenge stories than sharks. They’re also much easier to train, which is why Orca boasts so many spine-chilling attack scenes performed by real animals.
And with the recent trend of real-life Orcas ganging up to sink yachts, only time will tell if this infamous Dino DeLaurentis production was actually meant to be a prophetic warning.
3. Zombi II (1979)

Most mockbusters inhabit a legal gray area, with their slightly different titles and premises giving them some amount of protection against lawsuits. Lucio Fulci’s Zombi II is an infamous exception. When film producer Fabrizio De Angelis realized that Italian law allowed for any film to be marketed as an official sequel regardless of whether or not the project is affiliated with the license holders, De Angelis took advantage of this loophole to create an unlicensed follow-up to George A. Romero’s Dawn of the Dead.
While the film doesn’t boast the same polish and sociological implications as an official entry in Romero’s Dead series, Zombi II stands out by being a wildly creative zombie romp with its own sense of style. You also get to see a zombie fight a shark! What’s not to love?
2. Carnosaur (1993)

Roger Corman is no stranger to rushed cash-grabs, so it makes sense that the legendary producer would be responsible for the other dinosaur movie of 1993. While Carnosaur is technically based on John Brosnan’s 1984 novel, Corman only greenlit the project because he knew he could capitalize on 90s paleo-fever by getting a dinosaur movie released ahead of the then-upcoming Jurassic Park.
Thankfully, writer/director Adam Simon (who you may know from Salem and The Haunting in Connecticut) refused to phone this one in, making the best of a low budget by focusing on humorous dialogue and nostalgic practical effects (as well as a bonkers story about a virus that makes women give birth to dinosaurs).
Carnosaur ended up being so successful that it spawned an entire mockbuster franchise, though fans should proceed with caution, as future entries vary wildly in quality.
1. Paranormal Entity (2009)

Another Asylum picture, you’d be forgiven for having overlooked this obvious Paranormal Activity knock-off back when it was first released. However, horror fans who dared to check this one out were shocked to discover that writer/director Shane Van Dyke opted to add his own spin to a familiar story instead of simply rehashing the “source material.”
P.E. may not be quite as polished as its more mainstream cousin, but it’s still better than the vast majority of DIY haunted house flicks available on streaming. In fact, Oren Peli (director of the original Paranormal Activity) was so impressed with this ambitious little homage that he later collaborated with Shane on other projects.
Editorials
How Marina de Van Uses Body Horror and Pain to Explore Trauma in ‘In My Skin’ and ‘Dark Touch’
Pain is the language of New French Extremity.
Known for excruciating violence and gore, what often distinguishes these visceral films is the depiction of emotional turmoil manifested as the destruction of human flesh. Few filmmakers make this comparison so literally as Marina de Van.
The French writer/director burst onto the scene in 2002 with her shocking In My Skin, a tale of self-discovery via grisly self-harm. Eleven years later, she would write and direct Dark Touch, the harrowing story of a traumatized girl who expresses her pain through telekinetic force.
Though they differ wildly in tone and subject, both In My Skin and Dark Touch deal with the horror of unexpressed agony and its tendency to break the skin, ripping and shredding through anything in its path.
In My Skin (2002): Self-Harm as a Response to Emotional Repression

This intensely personal film stars de Van as Esther, a corporate analyst on the verge of having it all. Her adoring boyfriend Vincent (Laurent Lucas) is poised to move in, and she’s been targeted for promotion thanks to her diligent work. During a high-pressure networking party, Esther wanders outside and trips over an open construction site, ripping her pants on an abandoned tool. It’s only later that she notices blood on the floor and realizes that she’s torn the skin of her calf as well. Surprisingly, Esther has not felt a thing.
The surgeon who stitches up the wound marvels at this lack of sensitivity, wondering if the problem is not her shredded flesh — she’s still able to feel the lightest touch — but a misalignment in her head. This wound unlocks a disturbing pattern of dissociative self-mutilation as Esther begins cutting and gouging her skin to cope with moments of emotional stress.
Her first intentional act of self-harm follows a minor mistake in a document. After noticing that she’s misused a word, Esther fixes the error, then sneaks away to slice her thigh with a stray piece of metal. Though she has caught the mistake herself, Esther anticipates punishment for imperfection. The subsequent wound on her thigh is proof that she has paid for her transgression and can now return to solid ground, having completed the cycle of shameful correction.
As we peel back the layers of Esther’s life, we’re aghast at the toxicity of her environment. The inciting fall happens shortly after she politely declines a dinner invitation from her older colleague, an inappropriate sexual advance dressed up as an offer for mentorship. At another party, her male coworkers drag her towards the pool, threatening to pull off her pants when she screams that she’s not wearing a bathing suit.
Esther flees this disturbing scene, but not because of the men’s aggressiveness. She’s disturbed to find that her struggle to break free has reopened the still-healing wound on her leg, causing unsightly blood to seep through her pants. Like many women in the corporate world, she’s been conditioned to view her presence as an optional privilege and to create comfort for her male colleagues. Should she negatively react to their atrocious behavior, they may deem her “too emotional” and take away her hard-earned position.

But this toxic environment only exacerbates Esther’s need to self-harm. At a working dinner, a wealthy client pressures her to drink expensive wine, then continues to refill her glass. Increasingly unmoored, Esther finds her hand creeping onto her dinner plate. After repeatedly dragging it out of her food, she notices the appendage lying limp on the table, completely disconnected from her upper arm. This surrealist moment in an otherwise grounded film is a turning point in her violent journey. Esther sees how desensitized her body has become and the lengths she will go to perform unobtrusive compliance.
Desperate to regain control, Esther gouges her forearm with a steak knife stolen from the table, hiding the carnage under a napkin. Humiliated, she concludes the evening in a nearby hotel, where she indulges this dangerous new compulsion. For hours, Esther lovingly slices her arms and legs, gnawing on loose flesh and suckling blood from extensive wounds. She seems enamored with her ability to feel again without being perceived by anyone else.
Disturbed by her scars, Vincent offers shaky support while contributing to Esther’s unexpressed pain. During an intense discussion about buying their first home, Esther forgets her PIN at an ATM and bursts into tears on the street. Vincent offers an easy solution, only showing his frustration behind closed doors. He lashes out at his stunned girlfriend, conflating her emotional stress with his own inadequacy.
Clearly destabilized by her tears, Vincent baits Esther into soothing him, an echo of the cycle she performs at work. We see that even at home, her emotional needs come second to men who are unequipped to handle their own feelings. Esther has internalized the responsibility of managing Vincent alongside the message that any break in her calm demeanor will lead to more suffering later on.

In the wake of this argument and a rebuke from her boss, Esther suffers a panic attack while walking to work. In a daze, she buys another knife, then takes a hotel room for the day. Blood runs over Esther’s face as she again luxuriates in self-mutilation. De Van finds an uneasy juxtaposition between gruesome carnage and euphoric escape. Alone again with her exquisite pain, Esther seductively runs the knife over her face, digging into the skin around her eye. She chemically preserves a severed piece of flesh then lovingly tucks it inside her bra, a keepsake to honor this violent vacation.
The next day, Esther prepares for work, pulling office attire over her blood-stained skin. De Van does not follow her out the door, leaving us to imagine how she will be received by the men in her life. Will they finally see what they’ve put her through, or will life continue as before, with Esther pretending that nothing is wrong and performing perfection until her body gives out? De Van ends the film with the striking image of Esther lying on the hotel bed, fixing the audience with a knowing stare. Though she carefully hides her fragility, we alone have seen the true cost of survival in this destructive world.
Dark Touch (2013): Trauma, Abuse, and Supernatural Revenge

In many ways, this shocking story of catharsis through violence feels like a thematic response to In My Skin and Esther’s unexpressed pain. Also written and directed by de Van, Dark Touch follows an Irish girl named Niamh (Missy Keating) who becomes the sole survivor of a massacre.
We first meet this little girl screaming from her bedroom window, then running through the stormy night to the house of family friends Nat (Marcella Plunkett) and Lucas Galin (Pádraic Delaney). Niamh’s parents smooth over the incident, presenting the illusion of a happy home. It’s only when the doors are closed that we realize something is dreadfully wrong. De Van implies the worst as the sinister couple creeps into their daughter’s room, commanding her to be a “good girl.” But Niamh is saved from horrific abuse by furniture that seems to move on its own.
De Van leans into her French Extremity roots in what will become a gruesome execution. Niamh’s mother is crushed by a splintering bureau, a loose screw driving itself into her face. Her father watches his wife’s grisly death, then falls on the blades of an ultra-modern light fixture. Flames spread through the house as Niamh cradles her infant brother in a tiny cupboard. When rescuers arrive on the scene, we learn that the baby boy has died, mysteriously smothered by an inhuman force. Now an orphan, Niamh goes to stay with Nat and Lucas, who struggle to meet her emotional needs. Unable to explain her traumatic past, Niamh finds that things move whenever she cries, an outward manifestation of her silenced rage.

Though Nat and Lucas offer support, they only seem to make things worse. Lucas volunteers to stay in Niamh’s room when she has a bad dream, oblivious to the discomfort his presence might cause. Growing impatient when she can’t fall asleep, a snide comment betrays his empty concern. Niamh finally finds solace in photos of the couple’s older daughter, who died from cancer years ago. She clings to an image of the little girl blowing out birthday candles while covered in bruises, drawn to the familiar juxtaposition of a child suffering through visible pain while going about life as if nothing is wrong.
But this too enrages Lucas. When he finds the pictures under her bed, the weeping father shakes Niamh and demands to know what gives her the right to bring up such a devastating memory. While perhaps understandable, Lucas’ reaction tells the traumatized girl that his comfort is the true priority, and she is not allowed to soothe herself.
Niamh’s only friends in the tiny town are young siblings from a similarly violent home. Whistling to them in the night, Niamh uses her emerging telekinesis to kill their abusive mother in an attack similar to the one that destroyed her own family. When Nat arranges for Niamh to attend a birthday party, she bristles at the other girls’ treatment of their baby dolls. They slap and rip at their faux children’s hair, seeming to process their own quasi-abusive upbringing. As she bursts into tears, Niamh spreads fire through the party and melts the faces of the mistreated dolls. That night, she lures the children to school and then destroys the building, violently disrupting what she interprets as a continuous cycle of child abuse.

Next, Niamh turns her attention to her foster parents, telepathically trapping them in her former home. For hours, she puts them through a series of torturous humiliations we assume she endured at her own parents’ hands. Now, Nat and Lucas must suffer in silence as Niamh finally reveals the extent of her misery. Forced to sit with their tormentor at a dinner table, Nat and Lucas quietly weep as flames spread throughout the home. Like Naimh once did, they go through the motions of a happy family, unable to protect themselves. Their foster daughter smiles as the fire consumes them all, finally putting an end to her tragic life.
Despite this murderous conclusion, Niamh is not a traditional villain. She’s a horrifically abused little girl who can’t find a way to express her pain. Though she’s managed to remove herself from immediate danger, every attempt to heal is met with stigma, resentment, or the burden of caring for someone else. When her trauma becomes too uncomfortable, she’s advised to simply stay out of sight.
Like Esther, Niamh exists in a world that expects her to create comfort for everyone else, regardless of the suffering it causes her. But Niamh’s agony can no longer be contained. Abandoning all hope for a happy life, she channels her rage and destroys anyone who crosses her path. Perhaps this is not fair to Nat and Lucas or the children of this tiny town. But what happened to Niamh is also unfair, and her trauma can no longer be ignored.
Though they do not narratively connect, Dark Touch feels like a spiritual successor to In My Skin. Both Esther and Niamh try to swallow their pain, but find it too great to be contained. We leave Esther struggling to stay afloat in a world of male toxicity. Picking up Niamh’s story at a similar moment, we watch the child escape her own abuse only to find that the world doesn’t really care. Her community will only offer support if it doesn’t disrupt their own lives.
Though de Van does not offer us hopeful endings, there’s grim satisfaction in revealing the world as it is, one built on the expectation that women will suffer in silence. Both In My Skin and Dark Touch seem to argue that a society built on women’s pain does not deserve a second chance.
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