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Slashing into ‘Urban Legends: Final Cut’ 25 Years Later

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Urban Legend (1998), directed by Jamie Blanks and written by Silvio Horta, tends to rank last whenever it’s stacked against the two heavyweights of the 1990s slasher revival. Yet of the three, which includes Scream and I Know What You Did Last Summer, Urban Legend arguably has the more unique logline. That movie didn’t shy away from self-awareness and pop culture, and it certainly delivered a familiar shot of high-concept revenge, but the underlying gimmick was—and still is—fresh. So much so that really no other slasher movie has quite embraced the idea of urban legends as methodology since then. That is, of course, other than the sequels. 

More unrealistic than a killer whose crimes are fashioned after modern myths is the academic environment shown in Urban Legends: Final Cut (2000). The first of the two sequels—Urban Legends: Bloody Mary would go straight to video in 2005—doesn’t exactly offer an accurate depiction of the film school experience, much less the process to get a student’s project produced. That said, the setting is perfect for this kind of story. The line between reality and fiction is always susceptible to some degree of blurriness, but now the new element of filmmaking adds to the confusion, not to mention the horror.

Appropriately, the Pendleton University killings from the first movie have become an urban legend in Final Cut. Keep in mind that series of publicized murders isn’t even that old. Nevertheless, it’s a story Loretta Devine’s returning character knows by heart, given how the security guard was fired for not going along with the university’s massive cover-up. In the same breath, Devine’s Reese inadvertently inspires Jennifer Morrison’s Amy, the struggling cinema student hoping to step out of her famous father’s shadow.

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Image: Jennifer Morrison and Loretta Devine in Urban Legends: Final Cut.

Amy’s search for the perfect starting material, for a narrative feature, has ended with the bane of many a film school teacher—the horror genre. To her surprise, though, Professor Solomon (Hart Bochner) is on board with his pupil’s shift from documentaries to fiction. With Amy’s proposed movie then comes the inevitable body count that occurs whenever characters in the horror genre dig up buried pasts.

Whodunnit plots are evergreen in slashers, although in something of a refreshing change, Final Cut doesn’t opt for the standard revenge angle from the previous movie and its contemporaries. To play on the namesake of the story’s coveted Hitchcock Award for best thesis film, director John Ottman and writers Harris Boardman and Scott Derrickson landed on a more adult motivation for their villain. There’s new meaning to “cutthroat competition” as Amy’s project is soon met with misfortunes—a friend’s supposed suicide and the mysterious disappearances of cast and crew members—that, in the end, all amount to one person’s convoluted effort to take credit for someone else’s work. Being willing to kill for gain and opportunity is as plausible as pure payback.

As a whole, the Urban Legend franchise offers an assortment of popular myths as well as deeper cuts to go with the kills. The first movie made entire scenes out of widespread ghost stories like “Aren’t You Glad You Didn’t Turn on the Light?” and “The Killer in the Backseat,” whereas in Final Cut, the selection is skewing towards obscure (chicken tumor pus is mistaken for mayonnaise) or recent (“The Midnight Scream“). Jacinda Barrett’s set-piece alone, practically a foreshadowing of the “gorno” era to come, is an especially nasty spin on “The Kidney Theft” after the lack of follow-through in the original movie.

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Image: The killer is on the prowl in Urban Legends: Final Cut.

Also from Final Cut, “Humans Can Lick Too” would have felt like déjà vu at the time to anyone who had already seen the partly urban legend-motifed anthology Campfire Tales. In an unexpected turn, though, “Humans Can Lick Too” only becomes the backdrop for another piece of dangerous lore; Jessica Cauffiel’s character stopped being the comic relief as she’s butchered on the “Lick” set, and her demise is then caught on video and later watched by an unaware audience. This Peeping Tom-ish reference to snuff films is evidence of Ottman’s long-established career, prior to his solo directorial debut, as both an editor and scorer.

The original Urban Legend is not without its highs, but unlike Ghostface in Scream and the Fisherman in I Know What You Did Last Summer, the movie’s parka-clad villain, save for Rebecca Gayheart’s performance, isn’t memorable or even suitable for merchandising. What’s worse is how Summer beat Urban Legend to the punch by prominently featuring a hook-brandishing madman as its antagonist. The Fisherman, who by the way, was essentially manifested from an in-story retelling of “The Hook.” So surely this development caused Blanks and Horta’s own movie to settle for a more generic-looking killer, one whose incredibly themed slayings pick up the slack whenever the wardrobe and weapons are underwhelming.

As for Final Cut, the killer’s identity is just as concealed as before. An overstuffed cast, along with several red herrings, helps in maintaining the mystery for as long as possible. Initially you begin to wonder if the fencing masked culprit is really Reese, the resentful security guard whose demotion is part of a ploy to protect Pendleton’s dark legacy. Or is it Amy’s fellow would-be filmmakers? Travis (Matthew Davis) apparently took his own life, but in a bit of a soap opera tactic, now he suddenly has a twin. Finally, Anson Mount’s surly Toby, who doesn’t hide his issue with Amy also submitting a horror feature for the Hitchcock Award, is far too obvious to ever consider a suspect. The same goes for a lowly P.A. who’s always looking shifty on Amy’s set (Derek Aasland).

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Image: Jennifer Morrison meets the killer in Urban Legends: Final Cut.

Ruling out Reese, a fishy twin and a bitter rival leaves us with a lot of supporting characters as suspects, one of whom might have subscribed to the Brenda (Gayheart) method of deception; they stick close to their enemy. Thankfully, the sequel doesn’t repeat history and instead serves up a perpetrator who satisfies this movie’s Hitchcockian hankering. In what feels like a nod to his own slasher roots, Hart Bochner’s role dons a second disguise, à la Terror Train, while pursuing his prey. The unmasking doesn’t have the same enjoyment to it as that of Brenda, but the soundstage-set standoff between the surviving players, plus the clever callback to Reese’s Coffy-inspired gun, is the perfect endcap to this twisted take on film school.

Final Cut isn’t a legitimate continuation of its predecessor, but as a largely standalone story, one with an occasional giallo quality to its aesthetic and a self-reflexive plot to keep you engaged, the sequel is a cut above other lower-profile slashers from the same era. With its distinct setting, and a layered execution of the core theme, Urban Legend’s follow-up is a more entertaining movie than its negative reviews would suggest. If anything, Final Cut plays better now than it did back then.

Image: The cast of Urban Legends: Final Cut.

Paul Lê is a Texas-based, Tomato approved critic at Bloody Disgusting, Dread Central, and Tales from the Paulside. Bluesky: paulle.bsky.social

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Not Another ‘Scary Movie’: Revisiting Forgotten Parody ‘Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th’

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After Scream (1996) made a killing at the box office, as well as won over critics and audiences, a lot of folks in the movie biz thought they could do the same thing (and yield similar results). That thing, of course, being a slasher. Most of these opportunists wound up being pretty straightforward; they were low on humor or commentary. Yet others, like Scary Movie (2000), saw the potential for spoofing Scream, and acted on that impulse with both haste and excitement.

A few months after the Wayans’ comedy first hit theaters, Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th landed on the USA Network, as part of the channel’s “Shriek Week” programming. That straight-to-cable (then home video) destination is possibly why many people still don’t know about this one. Or they simply chose to forget. Whatever the reason, only one of these two horror parodies came out on top—and it’s certainly not the movie where Coolio channeled Prince, and Tom Arnold saved the day.

Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th previously went by the name of I Know What You Screamed Last Semester. That Trimark acquisition then settled on a wordier title, just so it could avoid the litigious wrath of Miramax Films. Folks may or may not remember that Columbia Pictures was sued over the “implied connection” between I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997) and Scream. So, yeah, there was no way that this competing Scream parody wasn’t going to be kept on a tight rein.

A Heavy Reliance on Late ’90s TV References

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Simon Rex, Julie Benz, Majandra Delfino, Harley Cross, Danny Strong, Tom Arnold and Tiffani-Amber Thiesen in Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th.

Naturally, there would be similarities between Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th and Scary Movie—their scripts are built on the backs of the same two movies. It goes without saying that the other big slasher of the 1990s, I Know What You Did Last Summer, was as much of a target as Scream. However,the film pads itself with more TV references than Scary Movie did.

Half the cast coming off of (and in some cases, returning to) a WB show could be a reason why. Dawson’s Creek is particularly zeroed in on, based on how there’s a central character namedDawson Deery, and how the teen drama’s teacher-student affair plotline is satirized to the nth degree. As if there weren’t enough nods to television, Baywatch, VH1’s Pop Up Video, and even those cheesy Mentos commercials all serve as joke prompts.

Shriek director John Blanchard and writers Sue Bailey and Joe Nelms all hailed from television, so it’s understandable that they would stick close to home. The movie’s humor in general makes more sense, in light of learning that Blanchard worked on SCTV, Kids in the Hall, and MADtv. The writers, on the other hand, were each fairly green, with Bailey being the most experienced of the two; she wrote and produced the game show BattleBots. Nevertheless, they, plus Blanchard, churned out a passable, joke-a-minute movie. The whole thing is staggeringly of its time, but no one here was aiming for longevity.

Having seen enough of these kinds of movies, we know to expect jokes of the low-hanging fruit variety. That’s the parody’s whole prime directive. From the characters having names likeScrew FrombehindandDoughy Primesuspect, to stereotyping that feels taboo nowadays, this is a movie from a different era of comedy. Its coarse, corny, and unapologetic sense of humor won’t sit well with everyone in these more enlightened times. In which case, Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th can be treated as a time capsule.

Does Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th Humor Still Hold Up Today?

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“You may already be a victim”—Someone receives a most peculiar threatening piece of mail in Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th.

Although Shriek doesn’t live up to its own claims of being so funny that you’ll die of laughter, its bawdier parts could still lead to some nervous laughter. For instance, after this movie’s parallel to Drew Barrymore’s Scream character is done in—not by the killer but by a bug zapper—the movie throws a newspaper next to the victim’s fresh corpse. The headline?Popular slut killed! Football team mourns.

We then move on to the wacky and inappropriate goings-on at Bulimia Falls High School, home of the Hurlers. At this nexus of constant absurdity, indecency, and surrealism, students are seen fornicating on the lawn, cheerleading squad applicants are advised to be comfortable with partial nudity, and terrorists openly prepare for an anthrax attack. It can be a tad jarring to watch, especially if you didn’t grow up witnessing this style of comedy firsthand. Hell, even if you did, you may still have awhat the hell were they thinking?reaction.

It’s not just the aggressively edgy humor here that can make you chuckle—the slapstick, the sight gags, and the ribaldry all have a decent chance of landing. The movie’s own villain, whose hockey mask was instantly transformed into a crudely Ghostface-esque one after coming in contact with an open flame, commits more cheap laughs than kills. His and his victims’ chase sequences, most of which are cartoonish in nature, left this writer grinning. The Scooby-Doo fan in me also totally ate up that clever unmasking joke.

Final Thoughts on This Forgotten Horror Parody

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Now, the jury is still out on whether these comedies are to blame for the death of the first slasher revival. There is more to consider than some parodies. At the very least, the likes of Scary Movie didn’t exactly encourage big studios to put their money on a trend that was being derided to death (and not as profitable as the spoofs). These sorts of movies also felt unnecessary at the time, given how their principal inspiration is already a deconstruction of the genre. But like anything else that quickly becomes popular, mockery is unavoidable.

Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th is indeed a movie nobody asked for, much less needed. As a sample of pre-millennium humor and cultural attitudes, it’s not always precise. But as I’ve laid out, your mileage may vary. Horror parodies typically don’t have the best track record, so managing one’s own expectations here is recommended.

Upon rewatching, I for one laughed a bit more than I did back then. Only this time, I responded to the jokes that my younger self didn’t notice or find all that amusing. So it just goes to show that the movies don’t change—we do.

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Harley Cross and Majandra Delfino must unmask the killer a number of times in Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the 13th before learning their true identity.

 

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