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‘Dark Glasses’ Review – Dario Argento’s Return Is a Bloody and Sentimental Throwback [Fantasia]

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Dario Argento’s latest film Dark Glasses finds the Master of Horror back on (somewhat) solid ground. While Dark Glasses has several classic Giallo elements, in reality, the Italian director has unexpectedly delivered a throwback to the “disabled woman in peril” subgenre that was popular back in the 80s and 90s.

Dark Glasses begins in traditional Argento fashion. After our protagonist Diana (Ilenia Pastorelli) drives around Rome before temporarily blinding herself by looking at an eclipse, the action cuts to a female sex worker finishing up with a client, leaving his hotel, and being brutally garrotted to death. The character has no name or dialogue, and by sheer proximity to her sexual activity, it is insinuated that she has been targeted due to her profession. As a result, this feels akin to Argento’s iconic Gialli films of the 70s and 80s, but in a slightly outdated fashion.

Shortly thereafter Inspector Capo Aleardi (Mario Pirrello) arrives and immediately assumes control of the scene. Aleardi barely registers, however, and the investigation is quickly handed off to his colleagues Ispettrice Bajani (Maria Rosaria Russo) and Ispettore Baldacci (Gennaro Iaccarino). The reality, however, is that Dark Glasses has little interest in exploring its police procedural aspects; the film belongs to Diana, who becomes the killer’s next target.

Like the first victim, Diana is a high-end sex worker. As evidenced by her interactions with clients, she’s very good at her job, though she has a pair of challenging encounters: one with a man who smells like dogs (Andrea Gherpelli), and another man who wants to fist her. In these scenes, Diana is assertive and curt, clearly indicating that she’s capable of looking after herself.

After the latter interaction, Diana is followed by an assailant to her car and pursued in a high-speed chase. The end result is a bloody slow-motion accident worthy of Quentin Tarantino’s Deathproof as Diana rams into and over the vehicle of a Chinese family, killing the father, leaving the mother in a coma and temporarily orphaning young son Chin (Xinyu Zhang). As a result of her injuries, Diana also permanently loses her sight.

A substantial portion of the remainder of the film follows Diana as she adjusts to her new circumstance, thanks to help from trainer Rita (Asia Argento), a walking stick and her guide dog, Perea. Out of guilt, Diana also seeks out Chin and the pair form an unlikely friendship thanks to their collective loss. It’s not long, however, before the killer resumes his stalking, prompting the woman and child to go on the run.

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Dark Glasses has several exciting action sequences, including multiple car crashes and brutal murders. The gore, in particular, looks incredible thanks to frequent makeup collaborator Sergio Stivaletti (the opening garrotte scene and a chewy climactic throat wound are highlights). And, in one of the more unexpected and inspired moments, Diana and Chin are stranded in waist-deep water with a nest of predatory sea snakes.

While these sequences are exciting, Argento and editor Flora Volpelière struggle to generate tension and suspense. Scenes feel disconnected and haphazardly strung together as though they are occurring in isolation from each other. Take the sea snake attack, which occurs in the middle of a series of chase scenes, but has no bearing or impact on the scenes that precede or follow it. This happens repeatedly and, often coincides with baffling pacing wherein Diana and Chin run from the killer to a new location, but have endless time to recuperate, regroup and explore their new surroundings. 

This lethargic pacing dramatically reduces the threat of violence and death at a time when it should be escalating. As a result, Dark Glasses lags badly at several points, despite clocking in at a brief 87 mins.

Not helping matters is Pastorelli’s flat performance. Dark Glasses doesn’t contain a substantial amount of character development and while Diana’s relationship with Chin is sweet and sentimental, the back half of the film is a collection of scenes of the blind woman screaming and stumbling. Setting the film so soon after Diana’s injury requires a healthy suspension of disbelief at how quickly she adapts to her recent loss of vision and how forcefully she is dragged around. These aren’t insurmountable obstacles for horror fans, but it reinforces the fact that Diana’s disability is little more than a plot device.

Instead, the character who stands out and fares best is Argento’s own daughter, Asia. As Rita, Asia brings a healthy dose of charm and charisma to her handful of scenes. She’s a warm and lively character and proves to be a very welcome presence as a result. 

Overall Dark Glasses is fine, especially for audiences who are hungry for the Lifetime/Hallmark films of the 80s and 90s. With tighter editing and better pacing, the back half of the film would have more tension, but Asia Argento’s Rita and solid gore effects ensure that Dario Argento’s latest is halfway there.


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Joe is a TV addict with a background in Film Studies. He co-created TV/Film Fest blog QueerHorrorMovies and writes for Bloody Disgusting, Anatomy of a Scream, That Shelf, The Spool and Grim Magazine. He enjoys graphic novels, dark beer and plays multiple sports (adequately, never exceptionally). While he loves all horror, if given a choice, Joe always opts for slashers and creature features.

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‘Mickey vs. Winnie’ – The Public Domain Horror Trend May Have Just Jumped the Shark

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In case you haven’t noticed, the public domain status of beloved icons like Winnie the Pooh, Cinderella and Mickey Mouse has been wreaking havoc on the horror genre in the past couple years, with filmmakers itching to get their hands on the characters and put them into twisted situations. In the wake of two Winnie the Pooh slashers, well, Pooh is about to battle Mickey.

It’s not from the same team behind the Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey films, to be clear, but Deadline reports that Glen Douglas Packard (Pitchfork) will direct the horror movie Mickey vs. Winnie for Untouchables Entertainment and the website iHorror.

Deadline details, “The film follows two convicts in the 1920s who escape into a cursed forest only to be dragged and consumed into the depths of the dark forest’s muddy heart.

“A century later, a group of thrill-seeking friends unknowingly venture into the same woods. Their Airbnb getaway takes a horrifying turn when the convicts mutate into twisted versions of childhood icons Mickey Mouse & Winnie-The-Pooh, and emerge to terrorize them. A night of violence and gore erupts, as the group of friends battle against their now monstrous beloved childhood characters and fight to break free from the forest’s grip.

“In a horrific spectacle, Mickey and Winnie clash, painting the woods in a gruesome tableau of blood—a chilling testament to the curse’s insidious power.”

Glen Douglas Packard wrote the screenplay that he’ll be directing.

“Horror fans call for the thrill of witnessing icons like the new Aliens and Avengers sharing the screen. While licensing nightmares make such crossovers rare, Mickey vs. Winnie serves as our tribute to that thrilling fantasy,” Packard said in a statement this week.

Producer Anthony Pernicka from iHorror previews, “We’re thrilled to unveil this unique take to horror fans. The Mickey Mouse featured in our film is unlike any iteration audiences have encountered before. Our portrayal doesn’t involve characters donning basic masks. Instead, we present deeply transformed, live-action horror renditions of these iconic figures, weaving together elements of innocence and malevolence. After experiencing the intense scenes we’ve crafted, you’ll never look at Mickey the same way again.”

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