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Top 5 Campfire Stories from All Hail the Yeti’s Connor Garritty

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Now that the dark doldrums of Winter have passed, we can begin entering the rebirth of nature that is Spring. On top of kicking off allergy season for a lot of people as well as beginning the stormy part of the year (at least where I live), it’s also the beginning of warmer weather. That means we’ll get more opportunities to go outside, to breathe in the fresh air, and, yes, to go out camping.

And when it comes to camping, what better activity is there than telling spooky stories around a roaring, crackling fire?

While there are many books that offer stories to share, we wanted to hear from metal band All Hail the Yeti. Why, you might ask? It’s simple, actually! Their upcoming album Screams from a Black Wilderness, which comes out April 8th via Minus Head Records, is a concept album themed around campfire horror stories! What a perfect idea for an album, right?!

We got vocalist Connor Garritty to share his top five campfire stories, which you can read about ahead! Oh, and make sure to pre-order Screams from a Black Wilderness via iTunes.

The Wendigo or “Burning Feet”

Burning Feet is a scary story about a man who hires a guide to take him hunting in the Canadian wilderness. On the snowy plains, they encounter a horrifying creature from Native American legend. This tale is based on a classic short story by Algernon Blackwood called “The Wendigo”. A shorter version of this story also appeared in Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark.

This one always scared me so much because of where I grew up. The thought of what happens physically to the human body when they ingest another human’s flesh. That to me is terrifying!! This was book that we never forgot to have next to the fire when we were trying scare each other.

“The Hook” or “Hookman”

“The Hook” is an urban legend or scary story, also known as The Hookman, about a boyfriend and girlfriend who park in a deserted Lovers Lane.

This is the staple for campfire stories. This one has been told so many different ways. As a kid this would scare the shit out of me. The thought of someone watching you while you are having a private moment is very unsettling. This story will always be told by the light of fire. It’s not a campfire without it!

Bigfoot or Sasquatch

This is another has be been passed down for hundreds of years. Going back to the ancient peoples of this country. They always spoke of a tall hairy ape looking man that haunted the mountain ranges. Stories of similar creatures have reached every corner of the globe. Every culture has their version of this giant beast!

The Thing in the Cabin

“The Thing in the Cabin” is a scary story about a creature in the woods that has the power to control men’s minds. This was a creepy one for me. More of a psychological thriller than horror. Classic!

The Baby Sitter/When a Stranger Calls

The classic babysitter story. A stranger starts calling and messing with the terrified babysitter. After hours of asking are the children safe the caller unknowingly lets the babysitter know that he is inside the house!! This one changed everything for teenaged girls!!

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5 Deep Cut Horror Movies to Seek Out in May 2024

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Pictured: 'The Bone Snatcher'

New month, new horror recommendations from Deep Cuts Rising. This installment features one random pick as well as four selections reflecting the month of May 2024.

Regardless of how they came to be here, or what they’re about, these past movies can generally be considered overlooked, forgotten or unknown.

This month’s offerings include a self-loathing serial killer, a violinist’s murderous ghost, and a postmodern vamp flick.


Scream, Pretty Peggy (1973)

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Pictured: Ted Bessell and Sian Barbara Allen in Scream, Pretty Peggy.

Directed by Gordon Hessler.

The TV-movie Scream, Pretty Peggy first aired as part of ABC Movie of the Week. Bette Davis plays the mother of a reclusive sculptor (Ted Bessell), and after the previous housekeeper goes missing, a local college student (Sian Barbara Allen) fills the position. Little does she know, though, the young employee’s predecessor was murdered — and the killer is still on the loose.

Admittedly, Scream, Pretty Peggy isn’t difficult to figure out; its inspiration is obvious. However, Bette Davis’ overstated performance and the son character’s macabre artwork are enough to stay tuned and learn who’s behind the killings.

Scream, Pretty Peggy is now available on physical media from Kino Lorber. Perhaps watch the movie with your own mother this Mother’s Day (May 12).


Paganini Horror (1989)

Pictured: The ghostly killer in Paganini Horror.

Directed by Luigi Cozzi.

For National Buy a Musical Instrument Day (May 22), check out this absurd Italian entry in the subgenre of cursed music horror. A rock band unleashes hell when they unknowingly use a satanic piece of music composed by Niccolò Paganini, the violinist who was rumored to have made a Faustian deal.

Even though Paganini Horror is hardly deemed a standout of Italian Horror, and the movie indeed drags itself toward the finish line, there are some bright spots worth focusing on. For instance: Donald Pleasence. If that’s not enough, the very ’80s aesthetic helps gloss over the flaws in Daria Nicolodi‘s uneven script.

Paganini Horror is now on physical media from Severin Films and is also streaming on SCREAMBOX.


Nadja (1994)

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Pictured: Suzy Amis Cameron and Karl Geary in Nadja.

Directed by Michael Almereyda.

These vampires may or may not cast a reflection, but they sure do love to reflect. David Lynch executive-produced as well as briefly appeared in the film, which Roger Ebert succinctly described as “Deadpan Noir” in his review. This tale of revenge and philosophical pondering begins with the vampiric namesake (Suzy Amis Cameron) seducing the daughter (Galaxy Craze) of Van Helsing after he killed Nadja’s father, Dracula. From there a war erupts between the two sides, all while taking place in modern NYC.

Nadja is quite slow but also just strange, stylish and creative enough to keep your attention. In addition, the trip hop soundtrack is easy on the ears, and Peter Fonda plays a memorable Van Helsing. Overall, this is a unique and artsy approach to vampire horror.

Nadja is now streaming on Freevee.


The Bone Snatcher (2003)

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Pictured: Scott Bairstow, Warrick Grier and Rachel Shelley in ‘The Bone Snatcher’.

Directed by Jason Wulfsohn.

For National Sunscreen Day (May 27), dig up the monster movie The Bone Snatcher. It will take more than a high SPF to protect the sunburned characters here; they are stuck in a South African desert with a bizarre monster called the Esikhulu.

The best things about The Bone Snatcher are its setting and the creature. This beast, which is brought to life on screen using a combination of practical and digital effects, sports a ghastly design to go with its unnerving ability to animate skeletons. Something else this movie has going for it is a refusal to show the monster too often; that way there is less chance of becoming desensitized to the Esikhulu. Ultimately, this has nothing on John Carpenter’s The Thing, however, those more forgiving fans of Syfy-ish creature-features should be satisfied.

The Bone Snatcher is currently streaming on Tubi.


#1 Serial Killer (2013)

Pictured: Jason Tobin in #1 Serial Killer.

Directed by Stanley Yung.

May is AAPIM, and the subversive #1 Serial Killer (originally titled Chink) is relevant when discussing the “Invisible Asian” notion. Acknowledging the irony, Stanley Yung’s movie has gone widely unnoticed despite its potent take on race and identity.

Jason Tobin (Warrior) delivers a compelling performance as the vile protagonist here. The self-hating, Ted Bundy-admiring character discriminates against other Asians after years of mistreatment and disregard, and that growing rage finally manifests as cathartic violence.

#1 Serial Killer is currently available at digital retailers like Apple.


No genre is as prolific as horror, so it’s understandable that movies fall through the cracks all the time. That is where this recurring column, Deep Cuts Rising, comes in. Each installment of this series will spotlight several unsung or obscure movies from the past — some from way back when, and others from not so long ago — that could use more attention.

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