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5 Oddly Romantic Horror Movies!!!

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Yesterday we brought you 5 Horror Movies To Avoid On Valentine’s Day so today I thought I’d at least make some kind of effort to present the other side of the coin. You know… some movies you can share with that special someone.

The thing is, horror doesn’t always do romance “straight up.” Sometimes we get perverse takes on undying love, stuff that isn’t quite right… or legal. But the heart want what the heart wants, does it not?

Head below for 5 Oddly Romantic Horror Movies!!!

Warm Bodies


Director Jonathan Levine’s adaptation of Isaac Marion’s (somewhat more morose) novel might be the most conventionally romantic film on this list. Yes, “R” is a zombie who eats the brains of Julie’s boyfriend, Perry. As he continues to snack on those brains (he keeps leftovers in his pocket) he absorbs Perry’s memories and love for Julie until he finally falls in love with her himself. The movie references “Romeo & Juliet” just as much as any Romero film, which makes it sort of an ideal entry here.

An American Werewolf In London


It’s rare for a horror romance to run as brightly and briefly as the doomed courtship between Nurse Alex Price and wounded American boy David Kessler. She falls for him while feeding him (and attempting to read him “A Connecticut Yankee In King Arthur’s Court” – even though that’s a dream). Eventually, she takes him home. Not five minutes after walking in the door, they embark on one of the steamiest nurse/patient affairs in legit cinema. Too bad she’s forced to watch him die a few nights later.

Near Dark


Even though Mae initially has Caleb earmarked for dinner, not romance, she changes her mind pretty quickly (though I’m not sure why – Caleb falls a bit on the rapey side of things with his whole “you have to kiss me before I take you home” schtick). But once her adoptive vampire clan is toast and her blood has been transfused… it’s on! Knowing Caleb, they’re probably gonna get married right away. Welcome to farm life, Mae!

Fright Night (1985)


Give this to Charlie Brewster, he goes through hell and high water to make sure his beloved Amy escapes the clutches (and the loins) of evil vampire Jerry Dandridge. He’s even willing to make it work after she turns toothy and tries to kill him. But Amy’s a keeper! She’s the only high school student in America that refers to having sex as “making love.” As they say on the funeral episode of Party Down, “that’s a crockpot.”

A Horrible Way To Die


No, I’m not talking about the ineffectual (okay, slightly effectual) seduction game Joe Swanberg’s Kevin runs on Amy Seimetz’s wounded and vulnerable Sarah. I’m talking about the last 5 minutes of the film when the tides turn and we find out the real reason AJ Bowen’s Garrick Turrell is hunting down the girlfriend who once put him away for life. This is probably the least viewed film on this list, so I won’t say anymore. Just pop this in on Valentine’s Day and thank me later.

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Meet the Actors Who Brought the ‘Backrooms’ Still Life Monsters to Life [SPOILERS]

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Renate Reinsve in 'Backrooms' - Horror ARGs

Judging from the unprecedented box office success of Kane Parsons’ Backrooms adaptation, you’ve likely already seen the liminal horror hit that managed to make audiences afraid of empty hallways and bad wallpaper. And now that so many of us have already entered the yellow labyrinth (some of us more than once), the time has come to discuss the spoiler-filled details that make the movie so fascinating in the first place.

And if there’s one element here that makes the Backrooms movie stand out from any previous lore/mythology, it has to be the genius addition of the Still Life entities. Warped recreations of real people that somehow wandered into the Complex, these misremembered creatures are responsible for some of the most disturbing imagery of 2026 – as well as laugh-out-loud memes created by one of the film’s very own concept artists.

However, true to Parsons’ word that the movie would rely heavily on practical effects, each of these distorted monsters was brought to life by real actors under heavy layers of makeup and prosthetics (with the occasional splash of CGI enhancements). While Anora and If I Had Legs I’d Kick You actress Ivy Wolk wasn’t among these performers, despite what Letterboxd might have you believe, the creature cast did benefit from veteran players with plenty of genre experience.

For starters, Alien: Romulus alumni Robert Bobroczkyi (who previously brought that film’s horrific Offspring to life during its most memorable sequence) plays the flick’s main antagonist, the Still Life version of Captain Clark. And though there was some obvious CGI involved in making the character’s peg-leg and nightmarish face more believable, Bobroczkyi’s monstrous performance and his natural 7’7″ frame helped to make that final chase sequence a clear highlight among this year’s genre offerings.

The film’s Texas-Chain-Saw-inspired “dinner” scene also features a freaky collection of less-aggressive Still Life creatures in the form of the Bearded Man, the Red-Headed Woman and, strangest of them all, the cheekily named “Archibald Leland Sutter Still Life” (who earned this title among fans and crewmembers as a reference to his apparent affinity for lamps).

While this was the first major horror outing for both Patrick Baynham (The Bearded Man) and Dana Mahmood (Archibald), Rhiannon Roberts has worked as a stunt performer in everything from Yellowjackets to HBO’s The Last of Us adaptation – which is probably why The Red-Headed Woman is the most active out of Clark’s impromptu “family.” That being said, the Archibald Leland Sutter Still Life is my personal favorite of the bunch simply because his anachronistic outfit suggests that the Backrooms phenomenon might be a lot older than the Async Foundation. I also love how hard he tries to be helpful with that little light of his!

That might be it for the Still Life entities, but I think horror fans will also be pleased to hear that the film’s Found Footage prologue stars none other than Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City star Avan Jogia as Naren Warne – and American Mary herself Katharine Isabelle also shows up in a blink-and-you’ll-miss-it cameo at Mary’s house party towards the middle of the story (though I have a feeling that she originally had a bigger part that was likely cut for time).

At the end of the day, Parsons’ Backrooms may have been an auteur-driven project motivated by the young director’s unique take on the classic creepypasta, but film has always been a collective artform, so it’s fun to see just how many talented performers it takes to bring this kind of supernatural nightmare to life in a way that connects with so many people.

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