Umbrella Corporation – Resident Evil

Okay, I lied. There is one thing that’s worse than a company that inflicts monstrous experiments on people and one that literally turns them into monsters, and that would be the type of company that’s willing — eager, even — to do both. If there was a school for evil, the Umbrella Corporation would be the annoying kid who isn’t satisfied with being at the top of their class. They go above and beyond the above and beyond. In this case, it’s not just turning people into monsters, but it’s turning them into living, breathing (I’d assume) bio-weapons.
Umbrella’s evil intentions aren’t limited to creating devastating viruses, no sir. They also want to make sure you shit your pants first after they send a Tyrant or a Nemesis out to hand deliver it to you. They’ll do this, by the way, while watching and laughing maniacally as it all unfolds from an underground base a thousand miles away, almost definitely while wiping the laughter tears from their eyes with the obscene amounts of money they’re making off your pain.
Remember that Evil Scale I mentioned earlier? When Bloody Disgusting’s team of elite scientists tried to measure the Umbrella Corporation’s capacity for indulging in bad stuff, they broke it. It’s not all that surprising. I mean, this is the company that engages in human experimentation, turning some subjects into deadly bio-weapons, kills people for fun, kills super cops for more fun, and then, once they’ve had enough of all that fun, they drop a nuke on their playground so no one’s the wiser.
