Here’s Your Sign
Everyone remembers the scene in Jason Goes to Hell where, in mid-coitus, Deborah takes it in the back — with a signpost, you perv — because if there’s one thing Jason enjoys more than indiscriminate murder, it’s interrupting sex with, well, murder.
To see this scene in all its gory glory, you had to watch the unrated version. The uncensored scene has it all: rhythmic rubbing of teen genitalia, then sudden surprise penetration by a signpost no one saw coming. I suspect some hikers got very lost later that day because a certain masked someone thinks everything around him is a weapon.
Be more considerate, Jason. You dick.
I know what you’re about to ask, and no, I’m not saying Jason should wait for his opponents to engage in the magical act of lovemaking for him to finish them. I’d much rather see him walk nonchalantly off the screen and come back a few seconds later armed with a Speed Limit 35 MPH sign for some vertical bisecting.
