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A ‘Friday the 13th’ Shocker!
Just last week it was announced that “Hannibal” scribe Nick Antosca would be penning the new Friday the 13th for director David Bruckner.
It was huge news in that fact that it’s now officially moving away from found-footage, and is being developed out of previous chatter that the next installment could take place in the 1980’s, at a working Camp Crystal Lake, and may possibly expand on Jason Voorhees’ mythology.
Now that Friday the 13th is officially working its way towards a May 13, 2016 release, all of the rumors and speculation will come to an end as Antosca starting hammering away at his keyboard. Only Paramount, Platinum Dunes and the filmmakers know what’s in store for Jason Voorhees when he’s reintroduced to the world.
Well, we did some digging, and came across a shocker…
Spoiler warning! Strap on your hockey masks if you want to know more!
When Sony Pictures announced an all-female cast for their new Ghostbusters, it created a shock wave through the studio system.
We’re being told that it’s caused a lot of lateral thinking, and that studio execs are now finding fresh ways to repurpose old franchises. One such franchise is Friday the 13th.
While there’s no screenplay yet, a treatment is making the rounds that’s allegedly being used as the basis for the new film. And what we learned is absolutely bonkers…
Jason Voorhees is going to be female.
How does this make sense? Well, if you look all the way back at Sean Cunningham’s 1980 original, you’ll remember that Jason Voorhees was not the film’s killer. In fact, it was Pamela Voorhees, Jason’s mother.
The new Friday will take a page from the Alfred Hitchcock classic, Psycho, and also reference various moments in the Friday sequels in which Jason both worships and sees his mother in various forms. Friday the 13th always took inspiration from Psycho in the fact that the twist was Pamela’s split personality, which echoed Norman Bates pretending to be his mother.
The idea here is that Jason Voorhees is not just a female, but also Pamela. So, if you look back at earlier chatter that Jason would not be in the next Friday the 13th, it’s sort of true. The iconic “look” of the hockey masked killer remains the same, while the person behind the mask is going to be Pamela. This is not to say Jason won’t make some appearance – possibly as a spirit guide (hallucination) to Pamela.
Basically, they’re both literally and figuratively flipping the script with Friday the 13th. And obviously, we’re playing an April Fool’s Day joke on you. Still, can you imagine? There are a lot of really fun things Paramount could do with the franchise and its mythology, but most fans wouldn’t approve of such changes. It’s still fun to pretend…
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Meet the Actors Who Brought the ‘Backrooms’ Still Life Monsters to Life [SPOILERS]
Judging from the unprecedented box office success of Kane Parsons’ Backrooms adaptation, you’ve likely already seen the liminal horror hit that managed to make audiences afraid of empty hallways and bad wallpaper. And now that so many of us have already entered the yellow labyrinth (some of us more than once), the time has come to discuss the spoiler-filled details that make the movie so fascinating in the first place.
And if there’s one element here that makes the Backrooms movie stand out from any previous lore/mythology, it has to be the genius addition of the Still Life entities. Warped recreations of real people that somehow wandered into the Complex, these misremembered creatures are responsible for some of the most disturbing imagery of 2026 – as well as laugh-out-loud memes created by one of the film’s very own concept artists.
However, true to Parsons’ word that the movie would rely heavily on practical effects, each of these distorted monsters was brought to life by real actors under heavy layers of makeup and prosthetics (with the occasional splash of CGI enhancements). While Anora and If I Had Legs I’d Kick You actress Ivy Wolk wasn’t among these performers, despite what Letterboxd might have you believe, the creature cast did benefit from veteran players with plenty of genre experience.

For starters, Alien: Romulus alumni Robert Bobroczkyi (who previously brought that film’s horrific Offspring to life during its most memorable sequence) plays the flick’s main antagonist, the Still Life version of Captain Clark. And though there was some obvious CGI involved in making the character’s peg-leg and nightmarish face more believable, Bobroczkyi’s monstrous performance and his natural 7’7″ frame helped to make that final chase sequence a clear highlight among this year’s genre offerings.
The film’s Texas-Chain-Saw-inspired “dinner” scene also features a freaky collection of less-aggressive Still Life creatures in the form of the Bearded Man, the Red-Headed Woman and, strangest of them all, the cheekily named “Archibald Leland Sutter Still Life” (who earned this title among fans and crewmembers as a reference to his apparent affinity for lamps).
While this was the first major horror outing for both Patrick Baynham (The Bearded Man) and Dana Mahmood (Archibald), Rhiannon Roberts has worked as a stunt performer in everything from Yellowjackets to HBO’s The Last of Us adaptation – which is probably why The Red-Headed Woman is the most active out of Clark’s impromptu “family.” That being said, the Archibald Leland Sutter Still Life is my personal favorite of the bunch simply because his anachronistic outfit suggests that the Backrooms phenomenon might be a lot older than the Async Foundation. I also love how hard he tries to be helpful with that little light of his!

That might be it for the Still Life entities, but I think horror fans will also be pleased to hear that the film’s Found Footage prologue stars none other than Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City star Avan Jogia as Naren Warne – and American Mary herself Katharine Isabelle also shows up in a blink-and-you’ll-miss-it cameo at Mary’s house party towards the middle of the story (though I have a feeling that she originally had a bigger part that was likely cut for time).
At the end of the day, Parsons’ Backrooms may have been an auteur-driven project motivated by the young director’s unique take on the classic creepypasta, but film has always been a collective artform, so it’s fun to see just how many talented performers it takes to bring this kind of supernatural nightmare to life in a way that connects with so many people.


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