I don’t have many complaints about my chosen career path. There’s not much in terms of financial compensation, but I knew that would be a struggle going in. Unfortunately, writing about video games and having a disposable income seem to be entirely incompatible, so while I’m familiar with the concept of a disposable income, I have no firsthand experience with it.
Had I chosen really any other future for myself, I might have been rewarded with an income that leaves me with extra money after the bills have been paid — I know, it sounds crazy — that I could then turn around and invest in things I don’t even need, like these ridiculously cool Silent Hill figmas from the beautifully named Good Smile Company.
The studio recently announced their plans to re-release their Red Pyramid Thing figma for ¥4,800 (approx. $40) alongside the debut of their new Bubble Head Nurse figma, which releases this October for ¥4,600 (approx. $38). Both figmas can be pre-ordered right now, if you’re interested in reserving one for that guy whose articles you read on Bloody Disgusting. You know, the same guy who’s having a birthday on July 11. Yeah, that guy.
Both figmas are in limited supply, so try and refrain from procrastinating, hornswaggling, dilly-dallying, or whatever it is you kids do when you’re not YouTubing your chirps to the Tinders.

