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Coca-Cola Re-Registers “Ecto Cooler” Trademark!
One of the best memories of my childhood was whenever my mom would buy me some Hi-C Ecto Cooler. You have to understand that my mom had this interesting theory that drinks like that, including anything like Gatorade and Kool-Aid, would dye my insides a different color. How that was a bad thing I’ll never know. Okay, so my small intestines are purple. So what?
It’s because of those nostalgically amazing memories that I’m extremely excited to learn that Coca-Cola, the parent company of Minute Maid, who owns Hi-C, has re-registered the trademark for their Ghostbusters-themed flavor! The flavor made its appearance in 1987 as a tie-in with the animated series The Real Ghostbusters and, due to its immense popularity, it continued until 2001, although Slimer left the box art around 1997.
Related: ‘Ghostbusters’: Slimer to Make an Appearance?!
What this means for the flavor is unknown. Maybe we’ll be getting some new Ecto Cooler in stores? Maybe they’re doing it so their trademark doesn’t lapse? Who knows? But the fact that Coca-Cola still has interest in the product is pretty cool. Hell, maybe they’ll do a limited run when Paul Feig’s Ghostbusters comes out! Just keep those fingers crossed and those childhood memories in check until we know for certain!
In the meantime, us adults can enjoy an adult version of the Ecto Cooler that’s a bit more…potent. Some of you might remember the BD video game writer TJ (aka BurnTheBlueSky). When he visited me in Michigan, we went to a bar that made this recipe and he swore up and down that it tasted exactly like the original.
H/T: Planet Ghostbusters
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‘Lockbox’ Review: An Underdeveloped Supernatural Mystery with Little Inside
Let’s start with the good news. Lockbox looks far better than its misleading marketing materials suggest, a supernatural horror movie so darkly lit and color graded that you’ll have to squint your way through jump scares. It’s also anchored by reliable genre performers. That’s also about where the good news ends with this rote adaptation of Knifepoint Horror Podcast story “Winthrop.”
The empathetic Carla Gugino gives her all as Ellen, a saint of a woman with boundless patience who takes on life’s hard luck with a kind smile. After giving up her career as a fashion designer to become caretaker for a dying mother, she’s then forced to reinvent herself once more when her caretaker role ends. That catches us up to the events of Lockbox, where Ellen is asked to take in a cousin she hasn’t seen in quite some time who’s dealing with severe PTSD.
Just as Ellen finally establishes a real connection with Winthrop (Lou Taylor Pucci), it’s interrupted by the arrival of peculiar neighbor Vahna (Katharine Isabelle), who spells clear trouble. When Vahna shows up dead, it sets in motion a supernatural battle of possession.

Image Credit: Aura entertainment
Director Daniel Stamm (The Last Exorcism, Prey for the Devil) and screenwriter Justin Yoffe approach Lockbox in the broadest of brushstrokes, dooming it from the start with clunky storytelling and woefully underdeveloped themes of heady topics like PTSD. Winthrop is a character that comes loaded with emotional baggage and trauma that’s piled on throughout his tragic life, but much like its title, his interiority and history are treated like a tightly guarded secret meant to prolong the supernatural mystery.
The problem here, though, is that Lockbox is too sparse to sustain mystery at all, and it instead robs Winthrop of characterization. It winds up trapping the talented Pucci without anywhere to go, toggling between wounded animal and mentally disoriented.
From there, Lockbox bounds through plot developments without any sense of stakes or purpose, peppered by a smattering of haphazard paint-by-numbers jump scares. The only unwavering constant is Ellen’s resolute faith, and Stamm seems to leave it entirely to Gugino to guide confused audiences through this inconsequential story right up until its supernatural climax.

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To give more credit, Lockbox at least injects an unconventional exorcism here; just don’t expect much in the way of explanation. When the film finally reveals the meaning behind its title, it dangles a fascinating carrot it has zero interest in delivering. More than a severe lack of fleshing out its characters beyond plot drivers or devices, this faith-based flick also seems terrified to offer any worldbuilding whatsoever.
Yoffe’s script stretches the short story beyond its means instead of fleshing it out, and Stamm fills out the gaps with cheap CGI scares and overwrought performances; Isabelle’s Vahna is beyond cartoonish in her villainy. It’s also pretty nonsensical, treating only Ellen’s faith with the utmost sincerity and largely squandering its typically reliable talent. So much so that the final imagery, pure sunkissed saccharine sentimentality, leaves you with the feeling that this horror movie might be better suited as an entry in Chicken Soup for the Soul.
Lockbox releases in select theaters on July 3, 2026.

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