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10 Horror Remakes We’d Actually Like to See [Halloweenies Podcast]
Now that they’ve officially closed the book on Ashley Williams’ Kandarian adventures — after covering all three seasons of Ash vs. Evil Dead — the Halloweenies have a new block of wood to axe through: Fede Alvarez’s 2013 remake/reboot/requel Evil Dead. That conversation is still weeks away, so to bide the time, they reflected on horror remakes they’d like to see.
So, that’s what they did. Once again, Halloweenies co-hosts Michael Roffman, McKenzie Gerber, and Justin Gerber pulled out their producers chairs and got to work. Ahead, you’ll hear them workshop 10 different horror movies that are just screaming for a remake. As always, they go the extra mile and name preferred filmmakers. Cast, too.
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On the DL.
After spending June on explicitly queer texts like Emerald Fennell’s Saltburn (listen) and William Castle’s Homicidal (listen), it’s only appropriate that Horror Queers celebrate the American holiday with a blockbuster film with a not-so-secret gay connection.
In Independence Day, an unlikely group of people come together when the human race faces extinction from a threatening alien race. After spaceships destroy every major city, pilot Steven Hiller (Will Smith) must team up with secret tech genius David Levinson (Jeff Goldblum), as well as the US President (Bill Pullman), to execute a daring plan to save the planet from annihilation.
Along for the ride are the two saviors’ romantic partners – WH Communications Director Constance (Margaret Colin) and stripper Jasmine (Vivica A. Fox) – plus eccentric scientist Dr. Okun (Brent Spiner), who is at the center of the film’s most horrific set piece.
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Episode 393: Independence Day (1996)
Today, we celebrate our Independence Day…courtesy of gay German director Roland Emmerich.
As the summer blockbuster celebrates its 30th anniversary, we’re looking back on an alien disaster film that scared young Trace (thanks to that alien autopsy scene) and turned Will Smith into a star.
Plus: the death that upsets the most; bemoaning Vivica A. Fox’s career; pondering what could have been with the casting; why Smith’s bravado and the film’s patriotism doesn’t always work for Joe; and plenty of riffing on the atrocious sequel.
Cross out Independence Day!
Coming Up Next: We’re retreating to the country for some questionable therapy courtesy of Joe Dante’s 1981 classic, The Howling!
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