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[BD Review] ‘Machete Kills’…Sort Of

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Machete Kills is the follow up to the 2010 film Machete. Originally conceived as a faux trailer that was part of Grindhouse in 2007, the original was a campy action flick starring Danny Trejo as an ex-Federale skillfully wielding a machete, of course. This time around bigger names like Amber Heard (Remember, Machete is suave with the ladies!) and Lady Gaga join the cast, making it sound like it may be even more epic than the original. However, the sequel is more or less the same thing, only campier.

Much like Mr. Disgusting stated in the review of the original, it is hard to rely on Danny Trejo to carry an entire movie. Of course, along with the above-mentioned ladies, Mel Gibson appears as ‘is he good or is he bad?’ Voz, Michelle Rodriguez returns as Luz, and Charlie Sheen (billed as his birth name, Carlos Estevez) is the President (he even throws in a “winning”). Machete Kills still simply caters to a specific audience. That is: fans of the original.

Yet, Machete Kills delivers exactly what you would expect of it. It is like a Telemundo production of an over the top James Bond-esque spoof…on acid. The action includes plenty of gore but, like the film’s villain El Camaleón’s constantly changing his face, this story still has many layers to think through. There are multiple storylines that are happening that all play into Machete’s mission in the movie, though all of it seems to be overshadowed by Trejo. Right from the beginning when the film starts with a trailer for Machete Kills Again…In Space, Trejo’s looming, weather worn presence fills the screen. Yes, he is the title character, but combined with the goofy storyline, it is hard to even begin to take Trejo seriously, let alone Machete. He is somehow just larger than life.

Despite the ridiculous premise and characters, Machete Kills is obviously much loved by writer/director Robert Rodriguez. The film is shot and edited well, even with a large amount of green screen used. Everything from sets to weapons are elaborate and vibrant. The Blu-ray release captures the movie at the theatrical value and includes a few extras. The “Deleted and Extended Scenes” bonus is exactly as titled. Numerous sequences, some of which are indeed longer than they should be. Definitely best they cut some of them down. There is also a making of featurette which is enjoyable and offers some insight.

Machete Kills is just slightly better than mediocre, compared to the original. While it did evolve from a spoof trailer, the concept simply is goofy and has to be taken with a grain of salt, or perhaps a couple of shots of tequila. If you are a fan of the original, and can laugh at something even more hokey, then definitely give it a watch.

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Watch the Opening ‘Mortal Kombat II’ Battle Scene Now Ahead of Physical Media Release in July

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Sequel Mortal Kombat II is now available to watch at home on Digital before heading to physical media in July, but you can test your might now and watch the opening scene.

Mortal Kombat director Simon McQuoid returns to the helm for the new sequel from a script by Jeremy Slater (“Moon Knight,” Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire).

In Mortal Kombat II, the fan-favorite champions — now joined by Johnny Cage (Karl Urban) — are pitted against one another in the ultimate, no-holds barred, gory battle to defeat the dark rule of Shao Kahn that threatens the very existence of the Earthrealm and its defenders.

Adeline Rudolph, Jessica McNamee, Josh Lawson, Ludi Lin, Mehcad Brooks, Tati Gabrielle, Lewis Tan, Damon Herriman, Chin Han, Tadanobu Asano, Joe Taslim, and Hiroyuki Sanada are also part of the ensemble cast of Mortal Kombat II fighters.

Watch the opening below, which introduces a young Kitana (Sophia Xu) as Emperor Shao Kahn (Martyn Ford) prepares to conquer her father, King Jerrod (Desmond Chiam), and her kingdom of Edenia. It sets the sequel’s entire plot in motion.

From New Line Cinema, James Wan’s Atomic Monster, Broken Road Productions, and Fireside Films, Mortal Kombat II is rated R for “strong bloody violence and gore, and language.”

Look for Mortal Kombat II to arrive on 4K UHD, Blu-ray and DVD on July 28, 2026.

The physical media release contains the following special features, as unveiled by IGN:

  • Mortal Kombat II: Evolving the Saga (Featurette)
    • Returning characters, new alliances and even bigger fatalities! Go behind the scenes to learn all that went into creating the latest chapter in the Mortal Kombat film saga and how the sequel expands the universe to bolder, bloodier heights.
  • Building the Realms of Mortal Kombat (Featurette)
    • From the decaying streets of Edenia to the terrifying Pit featured in the iconic video game series, discover how the Mortal Kombat II design teams blended practical sets with groundbreaking VFX to create the legendary realms in the film.
  • Mortal Kombat II: Choose Your Fighter (Featurette)
    • Awaken your Arcana as you meet the cast and explore the brutal weapons, epic costumes and fierce training that went into bringing their characters to life.
  • Klose Quarters Kombat (Featurette)
    • Cast members and key creatives share insights into how the stunt preparation, intense fight scenes and weapons training shaped both classic moves and new, merciless combat styles.
  • A “Boon” to Gamers Everywhere (Featurette)
    • Sit down with chief Mortal Kombat mythmaker and creator Ed Boon for a deep dive into the franchise’s storied history and ongoing evolution that spans three decades of near-infinite games, films and comics, culminating with the live-action sequel.

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