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[TV] “Constantine” Pilot Review #SDCC

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Let’s get one thing straight right away ‘Constantine’ gets the core character right, it just gets so much else wrong it largely doesn’t matter. I was on board with the series from the beginning, I knew the initial inspiration of “Hellblazer” would be pretty far removed from the final product but the result of this pilot is so unsure of itself that casual viewers won’t know what to think come October.

The show begins at Ravenscar Hospital in England where Constantine (Matt Ryan) is relaxing. The self proclaimed master of the dark arts becomes intrigued when a possessed patient starts wrecking havoc on his newfound sanctuary. Of course the loveable rogue dispels of the demon rather quickly and discovers a warning that a family friend is in danger in America. So he carts off across the pond in a jiffy.

Now above you’ll see I described Constantine as a loveable rogue. Which is true of the comics and losing that element is why this pilot feels so inconsistent. Once Constantine arrives in America we’re quickly introduced to Liv (Lucy Griffiths) who is bewildered by the world that is crumbling around her.

Constantine lands in Atlanta and spends most of his time following around a wide eyed reactionary girl who he has to explain every aspect of his personality to. It’s hamfisted and incredibly forced. We’re constantly teased with elements of otherworldly magic that John deals with only to be saddled with a lengthy exposition dump welcoming Liv into this new world.

Gone are the roguish properties that make John Constantine such a bastard. He’s not two timing anyone in this pilot and you don’t ever feel his anguish in his career. This should be a tortured man who’s forced to walk between worlds, and while the pilot tries to offer a backstory to make him weaker and more desperate. The constant reminder of his past failure took me out of the story and offered something a lot more interesting than what was currently going on.

It’s a shame really because Matt Ryan is very much the Constantine we’ve been waiting for. He’s got the mannerisms and attitude down pat and really does a lot to drive this adaptation above its mediocre destiny. However, he’s marred by inept writing that can never be sure of the story it’s trying to tell. All too often we’re treated to seemingly random bits of horror so John can turn to Liv and offer a lengthy explanation. I suppose the intent was to capture something along the lines of “Doctor Who” yet Constantine never feels as proactive as The Doctor. He’s also not the type to sit back and explain everything, he’s much more the type to just act and let Liv see for herself. At least he was before the show.

The tone is even inconsistent stylistically. The show doesn’t really have a color palette or a definitive sense of cinematography. There is absolutely no voice to speak of in the visuals. Take NBC’s “Hannibal” and you’ll know that a visual style can go a long way to creating a masterpiece. Yet, Constantine’s  visuals seem perfectly content somewhere between awful and mediocre.

Fans of the comic series will find themselves at a loss. For one Matt Ryan looks like Constantine, but acts like a dumbed down children’s version. He’s found holding the hand of the audience and used to force feed details about his own work. With his incredible new ability to trust Liv immediately the two of them service the plot of the series by agreeing to go on a cross country journey to dispel demons. It’s out of character and awkward.

Speaking of awkward, Liv’s already been written out of the show. She’s not going any further than the pilot and the last part of the episode spends a horrible amount of time writing her out. It actually feels so disjointed that it looks like leftover promo material shoehorned into the end of the episode to service some semblance of a plot they had going forward.

I didn’t have high hopes for this one, but I found even those were dashed thanks to uneven characterizations, a flimsy narrative, and absolutely no voice to speak of. The ‘Constantine’ I know and love would have boldly jumped onto screen in a frenzy of freewheeling betrayal, magic, and demons in the piss soaked alleys of London. Instead we get a hand holding, non-smoking, lazy version of the character who seems destined to the procedurally vanquishing badly imagined demons on a weekly basis.

I could be wrong though. Matt Ryan holds a lot of promise as the character and the pilot may be a terrible indication of the series going forward. Writing out Liv seems to a step in the right direction but I feel that scrapping this pilot entirely is the necessary step to ensure viewers aren’t left scratching their heads raw in confusion come October.

‘Constantine’ is set to premiere Oct. 24 at 9/8c on NBC.

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‘You’ll Never Leave This Place Alive’ – IDW Dark’s Next Horror Comic Will Make You Question Reality

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Five friends. Four houses. One perfect life. Bloody Disgusting is excited to exclusively announce You’ll Never Leave This Place Alive, a brand new horror comic from IDW Dark.

From Eisner-Nominated writers Jackson Lanzing and Collin Kelly, and rising horror artist Heather Vaughan, You’ll Never Leave This Place Alive is described as a “paranoia-laced, socially-conscious, horror mystery that will leave you questioning reality, and reveal that this crafted world is more of a nightmare than the idealistic dream they were expecting.”

Phoebe Joplin has never questioned the world her parents built: a secluded community where she and her friends were raised to be smarter, stronger, and better than anyone else. No distractions. No dangers. No secrets. Until the night of their graduation.

When one of them dies under impossible circumstances, Phee starts to pull at the edges of her perfect life—and what she finds is something far more terrifying than she ever imagined.

Because this place isn’t a sanctuary. It’s a cage. And no one who discovers the truth ever leaves it alive.

Collin Kelly & Jackson Lanzing (Batman – One Bad Day: Clayface, Star Trek: The Last Starship) co-write the upcoming IDW Dark horror comic, featuring art by Heather Vaughan.

Jackson Lanzing said in a statement to Bloody Disgusting, “You’ll Never Leave This Place Alive is in many ways a spiritual successor to our last creator-owned horror, The Principles of Necromancy – a dive into the promise and consequence of playing god with the blood of innocents. But the Hivemind book this reminds me of most is Clayface: One Bad Day. This is a deeply human story with intensely raw emotions – five best friends and their five mysterious parents, tearing one another apart for the promise of some impossible glory that’s waiting just beyond their darkest actions. We’re thrilled to be bringing this story to life with our long-time partner in crime, editor Heather Antos, at IDW Dark – and we’re particularly excited to give our Clayface fans a new, brutal and emotional horror made just for them.”

Adds Collin Kelly, “We’re deconstructing a feeling that seems universal these days; our elders have a death grip on their power, without any intention of giving it up to the generations that come next. YNLTPA is about growing up with the limitless potential of the future… and realizing how much it’s a lie we’ve been fed to keep us under the yoke of the past. Bringing this brutal experience to life is our artist and co-creator, Heather Vaughan, who brings an incredible amount of humanity to our cast. But it’s in our youthful leads that Heather’s art really shines – you are going to fall in love with these young people, even as they go through the worst experience of their lives. What we’ve all crafted together is going to be tragic, painful, but above all else, sincere – with a future so uncertain, there’s only one thing we can trust: you’ll never leave this place alive.”

“Some horror stories are about monsters in the dark. YNLTPA is about realizing the monsters raised you,” previews Senior Group Editor Heather Antos. “Working with Jackson Lanzing and Collin Kelly on this series has been a dream in the darkest possible way. They’ve built a story that’s layered, brutal, and deeply emotional, and every issue gives artist Heather Vaughan opportunities to push the art into places that feel both haunting and deeply personal. Some horror comics will keep you up at night…this is one that will stick with you for years to come.”

The first issue of You’ll Never Leave This Place Alive goes on sale October 14, 2026! Make sure to pre-order at your local comic shop by September to guarantee a copy.

Exclusively check out the various covers for Issue #1 down below.

IDW Publishing’s horror imprint IDW DARK features comics like A Quiet Place: Storm Warning, Smile: For the Camera, The Exorcism at 1600 Penn, Beneath The Trees Where Nobody Sees, The Twilight Zone, Event Horizon: Dark Descent & Event Horizon: Inferno, and more.

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