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[Review] ‘The Boy Next Door’ Is Surprisingly…Cheesy

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Ever since Claire Peterson found out that her husband, Garrett, has been fooling around with his secretary, she’s been at a standstill. Claire doesn’t want her son Kevin to grow up without a father in his life, but the trust has been broken. How can she be sure that her husband won’t have another indiscretion? All it takes is one more moment of weakness to bring her whole life tumbling down, and right now, she’s too fragile to leave her broken pieces in his flippant hands. Caught between wanting to keep her family together and trying to hold on to her dignity, Claire kicks Garrett out of the house, and begins raising Kevin on her own. Hesitant to sign divorce papers, Claire keeps her distance, but but remains open to the possibility of one day becoming a real family again. In the meantime, Claire focuses on preparing for another year of teaching literature at the local high school, taking care of Kevin, and the cute neighbor boy that just moved in next door. Noah Sandborn is his name, and despite the fact that he’s developed a friendship with her teenage son, Claire can’t help but notice his glistening, grease-covered biceps as he works on the engine of a car, or that he’s well read for someone his age, or that he spends his free time assisting his sick uncle.

Noah had an accident a few years ago that claimed both of his parents’ lives in a vicious car wreck. While dealing with his grief, Noah lost a few years in the scuffle, and as a result, was held back a few grades. Now, at age twenty, he enrolls back in high school, and finds his way into Claire’s class. The connection between them is clear and instantaneous, but Claire knows that she shouldn’t get involved with someone who’s so young, especially because he’s friends with her son, and she’s vulnerable and in the midst of dealing with her spouse’s infidelities, but most of all, because he’s a student. Still, she finds herself drawn to the boy, and before long, they engage in their own forbidden act. Claire almost immediately regrets her actions, but despite her pleading and reasoning, Noah refuses to listen. He claims that they’re meant to be, and although at first he comes on like a naive child lost to puppy love and prisoner to the power of being with a more experienced partner, soon, his charming, child-like ways turn lethal. Noah begins threatening Claire, stalking her, and acting oddly possessive. As things worsen, Claire must find the balance between keeping her secret quiet, and protecting her family from the crazed, angel-faced psychopath living just across the lawn.

The biggest issue with The Boy Next Door is its failure to comment on the large age gap between Noah and Claire. Like many horror films that have come before it, this film highlights Noah’s jealous, deranged behavior, forcing it to blend in with other cliche beau-turned-bonkers movies. Even if Noah is twenty years old, and legally old enough to sleep with someone who could be his mother, he is still a student of hers, and that aspect is only briefly touched on. The fact is, if it were a young female student and an older male teacher, it would be seen as disgusting and illegal, period. There would be no question about it. However, because it’s a young man and an older woman, it somehow allows for this perverse way of thinking to exist, where their involvement is exploited to argue that this scenario is okay because it’s a fantasy being fulfilled, not a guardian taking advantage of her pupil. In the end, whether the movie wanted to argue that relationships between young people and older people is a positive or negative affair, the important thing is to choose a side! Defending either side and supporting your argument with evidence would have made it stand out from all of the other sociopathic sweetheart thriller gems out there.

Despite the fact that the student-teacher situation is pretty uncomfortable, the truth is, it is nice to have the boy be the desperate, lunatic lover for once, just because it is so rare. Films like Fatal Attraction, Misery, and Swimfan are much more commonplace in a world that detects any giant gesture of affection from females as frightening or plain mental. More often than not, it’s the woman that’s driven totally insane with insecurity when her partner gives her the slightest bit of attention. Also, The Boy Next Door is surprisingly fun, due to cheesy, yet well-timed one-liners from Ryan Guzman. Kristin Chenoweth is the real star of the film, though, swooping in to save horribly cliche moments from being dull and dreary by throwing in smart, sassy comedy and veteran acting chops. Lopez may play the classic novels aficionado, but it is Chenoweth that’s the real teacher in this film, schooling everyone around her with ease. Sadly, Lopez and Guzman can’t quite perform to the bar that to their co-star has set, and fail to provide any real convincing chemistry. Lopez comes across more like she’s slightly bothered than fearing for her life, and it never really feels like she’s in danger.

Lopez’s character Claire can’t seem to learn from any of her mistakes, or how to grab a weapon, no matter how many times Noah threatens her, or even sexually harasses her. Even after he hacks into her email, prints out pictures of their love making, and attempts to sexually assault her in a confined bathroom, she still meets him later, unarmed and doe-eyed, begging like a pitiful victim for him to stop, and not really taking any advances to make sure he does. Perhaps her character would come off as more sympathetic if there were any reason at all to root for her, but it would be the equivalent of cheering on a reality contestant through a political debate — useless and frustrating. Unfortunately, unless you’re going for a few chuckles over silly dialogue and poor storytelling, this movie isn’t one that demands to be seen in the theaters.

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Friday, June 26 – These 4 New Horror Movies Released at Home Today

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This week kicked off with the release of hippo horror movie Hungry at home, and four more horror movies have arrived for at-home viewing as we head into the final weekend of June.

Here are the new horror movies that released on Friday, June 26, 2026!


The Halloween season can no longer be contained to the months of September and October, with “Summerween” becoming a thing in recent years. Essentially, it allows for Halloween to bleed into the warmer Summer months, and the first ever Summerween movie has arrived.

The Asylum released Summerween onto Digital outlets today.

In the film from writer/director Ryan Ebert, “On Summerween, a former circus clown escapes a mental institution to return to his abandoned mansion and hunt the teens partying there.”

Cole Chapleski, Chase Breithoff, Logan Roe, Sophia Sabol, and Clint Morrison star.

Director Ryan Ebert is the man behind a string of recent indie horrors we’ve covered, including Shark Side of the Moon, The Jolly Monkey, Jurassic Reborn, and Predator: Wastelands.


Avalon Fast interview Camp

A witchy coming-of-age story from Dark Sky Films, Camp is now playing in select theaters.

Check your local listings to find a theater near you.

Camp is from writer-director Avalon Fast (HoneycombThe Serpent’s Skin).

“Emily is the root cause of two devastating tragedies very early in her life, and she feels the weight of these accidents as though cursed. At her father’s suggestion, she takes a position at a summer camp for troubled youth to ease her guilt. When Emily arrives, she is welcomed by the other counselors, who accept her as she is and surround her with peace and forgiveness.

“As Emily begins to believe in a new kind of life, she starts to hear a voice whispering from deep in the woods — one that urges her to go home, and one that may be impossible to ignore.”

The film stars Zola Grimmer in her screen debut alongside Alice WordsworthCherry MooreLea Rose Sebastianis (Castration Movie Part 1 & 2, In A Violent Nature), Ella ReeceAustyn Van de Kamp (This Too Shall Pass), Sophie Bawks-Smith (Honeycomb), Izza Jarvis, and Aiden Laudersmith.


Producers Tyler Perry and Jason Blum have joined forces for Peacock Original Strung.

The film is now streaming only on Peacock.

“A talented violinist takes a prestigious job as a music tutor for the gifted daughter of an influential and enigmatic family. As she becomes entangled in their opulent world, unsettling secrets begin to surface, forcing her to question her safety, her dreams, and even her sanity.”

Malcolm D. Lee (Scary Movie 5, Space Jam: A New Legacy) directs from a script written by Alan B. McElroy (Wrong Turn, Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers).

Chloe Bailey (“Swarm“), Lynn Whitfield (Jaws: The Revenge), Lucien Laviscount (“Scream Queens”), Anna Diop (Us), Coco Jones (Vampires vs. the Bronx), Langley Kirkwood (“Banshee”), and Romy Woods star in Peacock’s Strung.


Produced by Diablo Codydirector Meredith Alloway’s Forbidden Fruits brought a new coven of witches to the big screen earlier this year, and it’s now streaming on Shudder.

Lola Tung (“The Summer I Turned Pretty”), Victoria Pedretti (“The Haunting of Hill House”), Alexandra Shipp (Tragedy Girls), Gabrielle Union (Breaking In), and Emma Chamberlain star in Forbidden Fruits, released by IFC and Shudder.

Free Eden employee Apple secretly runs a witchy femme cult in the basement of the mall store after hours. But when new hire Pumpkin challenges the group’s ‘girl boss’ ways, the women are forced to face their own poisons or succumb to a bloody fate. 

Forbidden Fruits grabbed me by the neck the very first time I read it,” Diablo Cody said. “It’s one of the craziest, most creative, beautifully bonkers projects I’ve ever worked on.”

Meagan Navarro writes in her review for Bloody Disgusting, “Forbidden Fruits may not necessarily forge new terrain in the teen satire space, but Alloway brings so much style and energy to her well-cast single-location stage play adaptation for the Gen Z crowd.”

The film is an adaptation of playwright Lily Houghton’s stage play Of the Women Came the Beginning of Sin and Through Her We All Die. Alloway and Houghton co-adapted.


This week’s new release roundups are presented by HUNGRY.

All aboard the swamp tour from hell – this hippo isn’t playing games…

HUNGRY is now available on Digital. Watch it now!

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