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[Review] ‘The Toybox’ Should Have Been a Horror Comedy

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Following up his 2016 debut film Clowntown, director Tom Nagel returns with his second feature film, The Toybox.

As Charles (Greg Violand) and his estranged family deal with the loss of a loved one, they set out to venture across the desert in their new, but dilapidated, RV. After picking up a few stranded motorists, including mechanic Sam (Mischa Barton), everyone begins to have strange experiences inside the camper. As it turns out, not only does the vehicle have a morbid history, but it has a bloodlust, as well.

While it’s undeniable that this film is fairly unique in subject matter, it just doesn’t work on the whole. The RV itself is not menacing enough to elicit fear or anxiety and much of the film is comical, although the comedy seems unintentional. In fact, The Toybox is curiously stripped of its sense of humor, creating an overall confusing tone.

One such example of The Toybox ignoring its comedic potential is how Jay (Brian Nagel), one of Charles’ sons, is dressed like a teenager from the late 2000s, complete with a sleeveless hoodie and backwards snapback hat. He even speaks like an apathetic high schooler who wants to stick it to his parents. The problem is that, although he’s talking and behaving like a crabby teenager being dragged on a family vacation he doesn’t care about, Nagel is clearly in his mid-thirties and is not playing a teenager or college student. He’s just an adult man with an outdated fashion sense and an immature attitude, which seems like a character better found in a Scary Movie sequel. With the addition of a small wink and nod to the audience to show an awareness of how ridiculous Jay looks and sounds, this casting choice would have made more sense and could have played into a tongue-in-cheek feel. Sadly, there is no sarcasm to be found here.

Relatedly, much of the writing and would-be touching moments come off as silly. An example of this is when brothers Jay and Steve (Jeff Denton) are having an argument about Jay’s poor demeanor, during which they deliver parts of a tragic backstory regarding the loss of their mother. Typically, this moment would be touching and give depth to the characters. However, as the scene plays out in The Toybox, it induces an eye-roll and a chuckle. This is partially because of lackluster dialogue and flat acting, but also due to the fact that it’s a cheap way to try to force the audience to care about the characters. This combination makes the scene feel absurd simply because it is, indeed, so forced and trite. A more thoroughly developed story and characters would have gone a long way in giving these types of scenes some weight. As they are, they are laughable, at best.

A messy editing style also contributed to the jumbled feel of the film. While it’s worth noting that a few of the shots are both thoughtful and beautiful, some of the scenes are ruined by unnecessary time-ramping and strange cuts. One noticeable example of this is in the first few minutes of the movie, when a child is riding his bike down the street. The scene switches back and forth between hyper speed and normal timing, which adds nothing but distraction for the viewer.

Later, in an attempt to show time progressing, we see Sam flipping around in her tent, unable to sleep. Upon first watch, the way the match cuts are strewn together makes it somewhat unclear what’s actually taking place. At first, it looks like the scene is cutting back and forth between Samantha and Jay, who is sleeping next to her, with no time passing at all. The effect of a long period of insomnia is lost. Instead, it’s a head-scratching, disorienting moment – just one of several results of rough editing to be found throughout The Toybox.

In fairness, The Toybox is not all bad. In fact, there is one particular visual concerning a scalping which is so brutal one can’t help but wonder why the film didn’t veer in that direction in the first place. These few moments finally achieve the truly eerie tone the rest of the movie half-heartedly tries to accomplish. Although this specific scene is wonderfully gory and chilling, it’s short-lived, and sadly does not make up for what a slog the rest of the film is.

The Toybox is a truly puzzling work to endure. It manages to be both hilarious and utterly joyless. The film would have been much better served as a horror comedy, one which basked in its ridiculous premise. Instead, The Toybox remains decidedly and disappointingly tame, despite its wild concept.

Dog dad, film lover, horror fan, and bookworm. Used to be 5% more punk than he is now. Please follow @DaxEbaben on twitter

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‘Ebenezer’ Official Trailer – Ti West Turns Johnny Depp into ‘A Christmas Carol’ Icon Scrooge

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Ti West (X, Pearl, MaXXXine) is back with the upcoming Ebenezer starring Johnny Depp, a fresh new take on the classic tale of A Christmas Carol from Charles Dickens.

Johnny Depp will play Ebenezer Scrooge in Ti West’s Ebenezer, and Paramount is bringing the film to theaters on November 13, 2026. Watch the official trailer down below.

The tagline? “The name you know. The story you don’t.”

Andrea Riseborough (Possessor), Ian McKellen (The Lord of the Rings), Tramell Tillman (“Severance”), Rupert Grint (Harry Potter franchise), Daisy Ridley (Star Wars franchise), Sam Claflin (The Hunger Games franchise), Charlie Murphy (“Peaky Blinders”), Arthur Conti (Beetlejuice Beetlejuice), and Ellie Bamber (“Willow”) also star.

Deadline had detailed in a recent report, “This version, a thrilling ghost story set in Dickens’ London, follows one man’s supernatural journey to face his past, present and future and fight for a second chance. Stephen Deuters and Jason Forman to executive produce.”

Nathaniel Halpern wrote the adaptation for Ti West to direct.

Written by Charles Dickens, the classic tale of A Christmas Carol has been adapted for the screen countless times over the years, with notable film adaptations including Scrooge (1951) starring Alastair Sim, Scrooge (1970) starring Albert Finney, A Christmas Carol (1984) starring George C. Scott, Scrooged (1988) starring Bill Murray, The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992) starring Michael Caine, and A Christmas Carol (2009) starring Jim Carrey.

A Christmas Carol is classically a period piece ghost story. As Luiz H.C. wrote here on Bloody Disgusting, “Isn’t it weird how the single most influential piece of Christmas-related media is technically a horror story? One can even make the argument that Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol paved the way for the rise of Victorian Spiritualism during the following decade.”

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