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‘Pet Sematary: Bloodlines’ Fantastic Fest Review – Prequel Favors Scares Over Story

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In Stephen King’s 1983 novel Pet Sematary, long-term Ludlow resident Jud Crandall relays the town’s history with the cursed burial ground. Pet Sematary: Bloodlines, the prequel to the 2019 remake, explores some of that history without any purpose other than to deliver entertaining jolts and a potent reminder that Jud Crandall was right: sometimes dead is better.

Writer/Director Lindsey Anderson Beer, sharing writing credits with Jeff Buhler, sets the prequel in 1969 to introduce a young Jud Crandall (Jackson White), who seeks to leave Ludlow behind with his longtime sweetheart Norma (Natalie Alyn Lind). Never mind that Jud can’t figure out why he’s managed to evade all the Vietnam war drafts; there’s an unspoken sickness rotting the roots of Ludlow, an evil desperate to spread across the town. Jud learns firsthand about the evil when Bill (David Duchovny) buries his son Timmy Baterman (Jack Mulhern) in the cursed burial ground.

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Jackson White stars in PARAMOUNT+ Presents A PARAMOUNT+ ORIGINAL MOVIE In Association with PARAMOUNT PLAYERS
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Beer wastes not a precious second getting the horror going. The dead get resurrected straightaway before the story pauses briefly to introduce key players, then quickly resumes to barrel through the horror. Bloodlines dangles themes of generational horrors, of how Ludlow’s founding members and their brush with evil created a heavy burden upon their ancestors. However, it never stops long enough to explore these themes. That also applies to Jud’s desire to break free from Ludlow and the privilege he’s been afforded in escaping the draft thanks to a doting dad (Henry Thomas) and mom (Samantha Mathis).

Loud, abrupt aural jump scares become the default tool employed to keep audiences on edge. While the sudden blast of a truck horn as it barrels down a quiet street effectively lands its intended jolt, it can’t compensate for the lack of atmosphere and tension. The Timmy Baterman story in the source novel is a skin-crawling, creepy piece of Ludlow’s history. In Bloodlines, Mulhern doesn’t play Timmy as a hollow shell awkwardly puppeteering by a sinister force, but more like a volatile man with a broken mind shattered by war and violence.

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David Duchovny, left, and Jack Mulhern in PARAMOUNT+ Presents A PARAMOUNT+ ORIGINAL MOVIE In Association with PARAMOUNT PLAYERS
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The more the narrative fills in the blanks of the source story, the less it fits into the overarching storyline. It’s a prequel that doesn’t care much for tidy canon; its aim is to use these familiar characters and the setting’s inherent familiarity to induce scares. That’s not helped by the quick cuts and editing that give a strong sense that much of this choppy story was left on the editing room floor, leaving the CliffNotes version as the final cut. Minor plot threads get left by the wayside, and some wrap up in a blink. When all is said and done, the prequel does nothing to connect this younger iteration of Jud to his older years. Bloodlines also egregiously underutilizes David Duchovny and the always-magnetic Pam Grier.

A brief sequence that travels back even further in Ludlow’s history livens up the proceedings and teases a more interesting prequel, but overall, Bloodlines is content to coast by on familiar simplicity to introduce a series of sinister encounters and violence. Beer navigates these horror sequences well and delivers plenty of surprisingly gory moments and deaths. The horror techniques and compelling supporting performances from Forrest Goodluck and Henry Thomas ensure that Bloodlines offers sufficient spooky season fun for those with no attachment to King’s story. But Constant Readers and fans of the source material will find themselves muttering, “Sometimes dead is better.”

Pet Sematary: Bloodlines premiered at Fantastic Fest and releases exclusively on Paramount+ on October 6.

2.5 out of 5 skulls

Horror journalist, RT Top Critic, and Critics Choice Association member. Co-Host of the Bloody Disgusting Podcast. Has appeared on PBS series' Monstrum, served on the SXSW Midnighter shorts jury, and moderated horror panels for WonderCon and SeriesFest.

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‘This Never Happened’ Review – New Tubi Original Is an Unoriginal Ghost Story

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This Never Happened

Tubi has been making strides with its original horror content lately, albeit small ones. For instance, director Ted Campbell’s first overtly horror offering, This Never Happened, shows how the popular streaming platform is progressing in the genre game while still having plenty of room to improve. These newer originals certainly look better than their predecessors; more effort in the visuals department makes a noticeable difference. Yet this tale of spectral vengeance can’t coast on its good looks alone. Beneath the attractive surface sits an uninspired story that won’t save this movie from ultimately becoming lost in Tubi’s growing catalog of made-in-house horrors.

Looking at both Campbell and co-writer Richard Pierce’s track record so far, the pair doesn’t have much experience in horror. Essentially all they did here was take the plot of one of their grounded thrillers and add a supernatural element. Two, in fact. On top of the ghost is the main character’s preternatural gift: Emily (played capably by María José De La Cruz) can talk to the dead. Not in a “look into my crystal ball” kind of way, but, nevertheless, she can communicate with spirits as well as see into the past. Whether or not she likes it. That interesting facet of the protagonist eventually comes to the surface as she attends her boyfriend’s (Javier Dulzaides) father’s funeral. It also becomes crucial to solving the mystery at the heart of This Never Happened.

While other similar movies might try to be vague — characters having random premonitions with no supernatural origin, for instance — This Never Happened is open about Emily’s abilities. The writers even spell it out for you not once but twice (and not counting a somewhat spoilery opening scene). First, Ana Laura Espinosa plays the kind shopkeeper who picks up on Emily’s clairvoyance as well as provides the sense of tolerance lacking in the young woman’s life. Then, Emily directly explains everything to her incredulous and rather insensitive boyfriend, Mateo. The same boyfriend who says things like, “Maybe you forgot to take your pills.”

Unfortunately, This Never Happened succumbs to stale plot developments and cardboard characters after a promising start. Following the funeral, Emily and Mateo invite friends to stay at his family’s lavish home for the night. A place obviously harboring a dark secret or two, by the way. The script never bothers to give Mateo’s friends the benefit of the doubt either, seeing as they act shady from the moment they first show up. In general, the movie’s mystery aspect is too straightforward and foreseeable for seasoned horror enthusiasts.

Particular design elements of the uncanny manifestation, such as her sharp-toothed snarl, make her come across as more cheesy than intimidating. The restrained interpretation of this angry spirit is preferred to the over-the-top model. Compensating for a goofy-looking ghost are kill sequences that tap into the ferocity of older Italian horror. However, that nasty modern habit of hurrying things along rather than prolonging and savoring the violence comes up here, as does the infuriating trend of poor scene lighting.

This movie fits in well with the likes of The Grudge. Namely those horror movies where a location is haunted by a vengeful and bloodthirsty spirit. Once you make that connection, the story plays out as you would expect. All in all, things definitely happened in This Never Happened, but apart from a decent step up in production values and a solid performance from the lead actor, very little of this movie is of note.

This Never Happened is now streaming on Tubi.

2 skulls out of 5

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Pictured: This Never Happened poster courtesy of MarVista Entertainment.

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