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Best & Worst ’10: BC’s TOP 10 OF 2010
Last year, I had about 20 movies that I would feel comfortable placing in my top 10. This year, I struggled to even FIND 10. While I obviously like all of my choices, it’s pretty damning of the year’s genre output that I had fairly major issues with most of the movies on my “best” list, with only the top 3 really being movies that I was thinking “best of the year!” when I saw them. Ideally they would all be A-movies, but some of these barely register as Bs. The worst list was much easier – barely a week went by without me being massively disappointed with something. And 2011 doesn’t look to be too much better; if I had included films I saw at festivals (i.e. unreleased as of yet), my list wouldn’t really change much. There’s just way too much mediocrity out there as of late, and looking over this list and next year’s schedule, I fear a 90s style wasteland may be fast approaching. Try harder, studios and filmmakers.

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BC’S TOP 10 OF 2010
Let the flaming begin!

If you took Halloween or any other great home-set suspense driven slasher, and replaced the masked killer with a tiger, you’d have Burning Bright, a lean, refreshingly straight-forward thriller that does no more, no less than what is promised in the synopsis: a girl (Briana Evigan, yay!) and her little autistic brother trapped in their home with a tiger. Illogical? Sure, but so are most horror movies – and those don’t feature Meat Loaf cameos or the single best “heroine loses her cell phone” scene in horror movie history.

If not for a puzzling midway perspective shift that kills the momentum it had built up thus far, this would place even higher. Hilariously building itself around the plot element that the worthless (otherwise shot for shot) remake ignored, Paco Plaza and Jaume Balagueró further cement their status as Spain’s most exciting genre filmmakers, and delivered a kick-ass sequel that perfectly complements the classic original (which oddly ended up at #9 on last year’s list, now that I think about it).

While not as great as the underrated previous entry, Saw 3D was a fitting denouement to the landmark (and Guinness World Record winning!) franchise, providing some of the series’ most splatter happy kills (likely due to the 3D), a few tied up loose ends, and the return of everyone’s favorite oncologist (whose appearance would have been even more triumphant and amazing if it had been saved for the end of the film, but oh well). If this is truly the last one, it ended on a higher note than most of the franchises, pre-reboot (i.e. Halloween: Resurrection, Hellraiser: Hellworld, etc).

Daniel Stamm proved there was still life in the crowded found footage genre with this surprisingly fun and even occasionally scary Exorcist-lite tale. The lead performances by Patrick Fabian and Ashley Bell (who was nominated for a Spirit Award for her work!) are some of the best a genre film has offered in years, and Stamm admirably keeps the guessing game of “is she possessed or crazy?” up for quite a while. Only a weak ending mars an otherwise terrific late summer offering.

At long last, this gory and goofy German import hit commercial release in the US, though sadly in very limited release before it hit DVD. Part of the fun (for me) was seeing it with a crowd, where the humorous moments played far better than they do at home. Plus it’s always fun to see folks get grossed out or walk out. An excellent “party” movie choice!

“The Shyamalan Groan” was not an urban legend, I was witness to it on several occasions. It’s a shame that it became more popular than the movie itself, which was a terrific nail-biter, ably directed by John Dowdle and almost entirely devoid of Shyamalan’s usual bullshit. Add in a great performance by Chris Messina and you have a movie that didn’t deserve its unfortunate fate of being associated with a guy whose name value has long since been rendered worthless. Hopefully future “Night Chronicles” will live up to Devil and convince him to stick to producing.

After the debacle of Midnight Meat Train, it’s a shame that the next Clive Barker film ended up more or less in the same hands (Lionsgate plays a big hand in After Dark distribution). Not that the film would have ever gotten a 3000 screen release, but it’s a bummer that this intelligent psychologically driven thriller would be lumped in with the ADF, which isn’t exactly known for highbrow entertainment. Silver lining – it actually plays even better at home, where the claustrophobic and terrifying opening and closing scenes feel all the scarier. Great soundtrack too.

Like Devil, Frozen has a seemingly unfilmable premise (in this case, three people trapped on a chairlift) but ultimately becomes one of the year’s most suspenseful films. Star-making turns by Shawn Ashmore and Emma Bell, an uncompromised production (none of the film was shot on green-screen or faked – the actors were really suspended 50 feet above ground on an actual chair lift, even for close-ups), and touching dramatic moments (if you don’t cry at the puppy story – you’re soulless) combine to deliver Adam Green’s best film yet.

Tim Olyphant – you are forgiven for Live Free Or Die Hard. It may not win any awards in the script department, but Breck Eisner’s redo of George Romero’s more dramatically-leaning original is an adrenaline-fueled rush from start to finish, with some great setpieces (the car wash, the farmhouse) and kick-ass action hero heroics from Olyphant – I defy anyone to say that the “knife in the hand” bit wasn’t the year’s most cheer-worthy kill. Of all the Romero remakes, this is the only one I can claim was an improvement.

Adrien Brody’s wardrobe is pretty much the only problem I had with this otherwise superior “science gone awry” movie, which was much more Cronenberg-ian than the trailers suggested. The scene where they present their experiment to a room full of investors and other highbrow types is one of the most jaw-dropping “holy shit” moments in ages, and the crazy sexual overtones in the 3rd act elevated the film from being an above average sci-fi horror into a great original. Kudos to Warner for taking a chance on releasing it in the summer, but it’s a shame it failed to catch on. Hopefully DVD will help fans find out what they missed.
BONUS: The “It’s Not Really Horror” Award: A four way tie between Shutter Island, Monsters, Black Swan and Buried, all of which are better than most of the films on my top 10, but for one reason or another I had trouble considering full-blown horror. Monsters comes closest, due to the uh, monsters, but calling it a monster movie would be like calling The Wolfman a Max Von Sydow vehicle. Regardless, all terrific films that genre fans should check out just so they can say they saw a great movie that day.
Editorials
32 Things We Learned from Commentary for ‘Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight’
The great Ernest Dickerson turns seventy-five years old this month, so we’re looking back at his most memorable contribution to the horror genre – 1995’s Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight!
The film hit screens while the Tales from the Crypt series was winding down its run on television, and it stands apart with a story that feels a step or two removed from the franchise norm. That was the smart play, though, as the show’s stories – and those from the original EC comics – work best in short bites. The result is a film that holds up beautifully as a gory good time.
Now keep reading to see what I heard on the commentary for…
Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight (1995)
Commentator: Ernest Dickerson (director), Michael Felsher (moderator)

1. Dickerson was in post-production on Surviving the Game when he got a call from his agent saying that producer Gil Adler wanted to meet about a Tales from the Crypt feature film. It went well, so Dickerson met with Joel Silver next and secured the job.
2. The original screenplay for the film came to the producers as a spec script wholly detached from the Tales from the Crypt brand. They added the Crypt Keeper (voiced by John Kassir) bookends to make it fit.
3. Dickerson was more familiar with the original EC comic books having read them as a kid, but he had watched a few episodes of the HBO series, so he knew what the current vibe was for the project.
4. Adler directed the film’s wraparound segments, meaning Dickerson never actually got to work with the creepy puppet. “Gil and the Crypt Keeper had a great relationship,” he adds, “they worked together for years.”
5. While he was new to the Tales from the Crypt family, Dickerson had previously worked as a director of photography on the Tales from the Darkside anthology series. That show is underappreciated in my humble opinion, and I will go to bat for both it and the equally underloved Monsters.
6. A big appeal of the horror genre for Dickerson is the idea of dark mysteries that challenge our imagination. For this film, that came down to the mythology being created between the characters.
7. Five executive producers are listed in the opening credits, but Dickerson says the only two he had dealings with were Silver and Richard Donner. The other three were Walter Hill, Robert Zemeckis, and David Giler.
8. Dickerson had only ever seen Billy Zane in movies with a full head of hair, so he was surprised when Zane showed up on the first day with a bald head. “He had this case, and he opened up the case that he had all these hair pieces in, and he says, ‘So which one of these do you think I should use?’” Dickerson looked at him and suggested he just go bald for the character.
9. While the bulk of the opening exteriors were filmed in a desert just outside Los Angeles, the shot of the old church at 11:26 was created on a warehouse hangar soundstage where the film’s interiors were shot.
10. When he had read the script, Dickerson pictured the character of Jeryline (Jada Pinkett Smith) “as a little, tough lady.” He had recently seen Smith in Menace II Society, and while the producers had someone else in mind for the role, he fought to get her instead.
11. Just as Zane surprised Dickerson with his hair (or lack thereof), Smith arrived on the first day with her hair dyed platinum white. He “liked the idea” but asked her to please get it tweaked so it looked more yellowish blond. “It’s definitely a statement.”
12. He had seen Brenda Bakke in the 1989 sci-fi/action film from Japan, Gunhed, and thought she’d be great here as Cordelia. The rest of us might recognize her from Death Spa or Trucks.
13. Felsher comments that the film’s setup does a good job not telegraphing who’s going to live or die, and he uses the “nice guy” (Charles Fleischer) and “the kid” (Ryan O’Donohue) as examples. “You don’t play by those rules here,” he says, and Dickerson replies that he wanted to subvert those rules. That extends to Smith as well because she’s Black, “and usually in movies like this they’re the first folks to die.”
14. Dickerson says they had forty days of filming, “which, the way I’m used to working, was a very generous schedule.” It was budgeted at around $10 million.
15. This probably won’t surprise you, but Zane improvised the bit at 26:25 after he jumps out the window and says, “Fuck this cowboy shit! You fuckin’, hodunk Podunk, well, then, motherfuckers!”
16. In the original script, the demons that The Collector (Zane) raises from the dirt actually looked more like the people they used to be. “They were more human,” but the very smart decision was made in pre-production to make them look far more unique instead.
17. The demons are killed by shooting their eyes, but Dickerson felt there should be one more element to it. “Shoot out their eyes, you gotta duck because the souls come shooting out, and if it hits ya, boom, it can kill ya.” This is a fun touch.
18. He’s been asked more than once if these demons are where Peter Jackson got the idea for how the orcs would look in his Lord of the Rings movies. “They do look like orcs.”
19. He recalls having seen Ronny Yu’s The Bride with White Hair shortly before going to work on Demon Knight, and he hoped to bring some of that staged style into his own film. An example of that in practice is Brayker’s (William Sadler) brief flashbacks to Christ on the cross.
20. Character deaths were mostly based on the idea that “each person’s downfall was going to be predicated by their weakness.” The Collector discovers someone’s weakness and then uses it against them. Cordelia wants to be loved, Jeryline wants to travel, Uncle Willy (Dick Miller) is a horndog for both liquor and ladies, Danny loves horror comics, etc.
21. Dickerson says that plenty of genre classics were in the back of his head while making the film, including Assault on Precinct 13, Alien, Aliens, and more.
22. Cordelia is possessed into a demonic form, and Dickerson’s idea for how she’d look was originally a bit different. “Since Cordelia was a prostitute, I thought that her mouth should actually be a vertical slit that was in her stomach… which would open up with teeth and a tongue.” It was nixed, he says, when “the wife of one of the producers read that and said ‘no way you’re putting that in the movie.’”
23. The key makes an appearance in the followup, Tales from the Crypt: Bordello of Blood, but it wasn’t originally meant to. Apparently, early test audiences expected it to be a more connected sequel to Demon Knight, so the filmmakers added it in to appease them. This is where I go on record saying that Bordello of Blood is a fun time. Can’t touch Demon Knight, obviously, but it’s more entertaining than its reputation suggests.
24. They had to film Uncle Willy’s bar scene “dream” twice, once with the women topless and once with them in bikinis, to have versions for both theaters and television broadcast. “Dick’s a pro.” (To be fair, Dickerson says this in regard to Miller having to endure the makeup application, but the sentiment fits both situations, so…)
25. Dickerson says he’s “always amazed at the love that people show this film,” and adds that fans bring it up to him incredibly often. This is great to hear, as we should always be telling artists how much their work means to us while they’re still alive and able to hear it.
26. Zane also suggested the gag at 1:08:21 with the sponge coming out of his mouth. The beat reminds Dickerson to praise the actor even more, adding that he was an “ally” to the director when “bad ideas” came down from the studio suits.
27. He didn’t get any pushback on killing little Danny. He did insist on one added element, though, as he wanted to immediately follow the boy exploding in the air with a shot of his bloody and torn sneaker hitting the ground below. “And the sneaker had to be a hightop.”
28. Dickerson says there’s “something kinky sexy about” Smith being covered in blood, and then the two commentators go quiet for almost two minutes out of respect for the scene. It’s a good opportunity to reflect on how Dickerson had previously mentioned Alien and Aliens as films being in the back of his head during filming, and how two scenes here reflect that – Jeryline stripping down to her underwear for the final confrontation feels like a nod to Ridley Scott’s film, while an earlier scene with Irene (CCH Pounder) and Dep. Bob (Gary Farmer) realizing they’re surrounded and choosing to blow themselves up alongside some of the demons is something of a callback to the air vent sacrifice in James Cameron’s film.
29. Asked about the film’s critical reception at the time of release, Dickerson says it received good reviews from horror-loving critics and then talks about the importance of horror in general. “Horror has always been a great way of putting out ideas, of talking about some of the things that affect us as people. Some of the best horror, like the best science fiction, talks about what it’s like to be human. Some of the best horror gets very political.”
30. The original ending would have featured The Collector showing “his true self, which is a demon made of fire.” They spent a lot of time trying to make it work, but it was “extremely difficult… back in the day of analog effects.” It was rewritten into the faceoff between him and Jeryline featuring the dancing, the crotch fire, Zane’s attempts at saying “love,” and his eventual demise from her bloody spit.
31. They both agree that a direct sequel to Demon Knight could be a lot of fun, but Dickerson says he’s unaware of any talk on the possibility.
32. Dickerson was super excited about this new Scream Factory Blu-ray in 2015, and he mentions that before its release, he had imported a Blu-ray from Germany presumably to enjoy the film in HD. He’s just like us! (Or am I the only one here who’s imported a German Blu-ray of the much maligned werewolf flick Big Bad Wolf…)
Quotes Without Context

“I was so happy to get Dick Miller for this movie.”
“There was a time when guys used to put ketchup on everything.”
“I’m a big student of Hitchcock, and the best way to make a moment of horror work is to lull the audience into a false sense of security.”
“A villain should always be the most interesting person in a movie.”
“They were a really great bunch of performers who were performing on these little leg-extension stilts wearing a diaper that had a radio-controlled tail that was being manipulated by a special effects tech right out of the frame.”
“It’s hard to direct air; it doesn’t do what you want.”
“The only censorship problem came from the producer’s wife, who didn’t want the vagina dentalis [sic] in the movie.”
“One of the executives wanted to know why the devil didn’t try to have sex with Jada.”
“It always starts with the script.”
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