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[Random Cool] The 666 Truck In New York Delivers A Beast Of A ($666) Burger
It’s a slow news day so here’s a little Random Cool for the readers in the New York area: a burger that will blacken your mouth, as well as your soul!
Says Thrillist: “Dealing out a range of arterial damage, everyday offerings run from the standard brisket/short rib/sirloin “666 Burger,” to its spicier, Cajun-esque brother “The Beelzeburger,” to the steakhouse-inspired, no-cheese-allowed “Satan” burger with a middle made of pure butter, which the owner says “explodes like a steak c***ing down your throat”, in spite of everyone telling him not to say that.
However, those all bow down to the “Douche Burger,” a $666 edible fiscal disaster that piles caviar, lobster & truffles on top of a foie-stuffed, gold-leaf-wrapped Kobe patty, smothers it with Gruyere melted with Champagne steam, and finishes it off with BBQ sauce made using Kopi Luwak coffee that’s passed through the digestive tract of the Asian Palm Civet, explaining why it “may not taste good, but will make you feel rich as f*ck”.
And should you need to chill out after blowing all that cash, they’re pouring beverages infused with that most confusedly semi-legal herb, kava, promising that one will get you “real nice”, and two will “f*ck you up”, though no more so than reading about these burgers.
New York readers can learn more about the truck at its Facebook.
Horror stalwart Richard Brake (Barbarian, The Strangers trilogy) puppeteers a dangerous secret as Geppetto in a new clip from Pinocchio Unstrung.
Part of the cinematic universe known as the “Poohniverse,” Pinocchio Unstrung puts a horror movie spin on the classic tale, releasing in theaters on July 24, 2026.
Meet Geppetto and his creepy wooden puppet in an official clip from Pinocchio Unstrung below.
The chilling reimagining of the familiar fable is set inside an elite London prep school. Created by Geppetto and influenced by a sinister Cricket, Pinocchio launches a violent crusade to carve himself into a real boy like his brother, one piece at a time…
Horror icon Robert Englund (Nightmare on Elm Street) voices the role of Cricket.
Pinocchio is voiced by Jude Evan Lloyd and brought to life via a practical animatronic created by Todd Masters (“Tales from the Crypt,” Slither). Cameron Bell, Jessica Balmer, Jack Art Gray, and Peter De Souza-Feighoney also star.
Rhys Frake-Waterfield (Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey) writes and directs the fairy tale slasher, in addition to producing alongside Scott Jeffrey via their Jagged Edge Productions.
Pinocchio Unstrung has been rated ‘R’ for “strong bloody horror violence and gore, language and brief graphic nudity.”
This is fifth entry in the Twisted Childhood Universe, following Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey and its sequel, Peter Pan’s Neverland Nightmare, and Bambi: The Reckoning.
The Poohniverse continues with Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey 3, currently in production, and the crossover film Poohniverse: Monsters Assemble, slated to shoot this summer.
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