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The Stakes are Higher Than Ever in Full Moon’s ‘Evil Bong 777’ Trailer

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On some level, you’ve gotta hand it to Full Moon for their ability to turn even the dumbest ideas into long-running franchises, and the Evil Bong franchise is a perfect example of that particular talent. Dating back to ’06, we’ve seen six total installments in the core franchise, along with a spinoff that pit Evil Bong against Gingerdead Man.

This year, Full Moon releases Evil Bong 777, previewed with a trailer today.

For this latest madcap adventure, Band has dragged his merry band of misfits to Sin City itself and the strip will never be the same! EVIL BONG 777 begins where EVIL BONG 666 left off, with Eebee now out of “Sexy Hell” and heading to Las Vegas with danger on her tail. She’s joined by her whack pack of fabulous freaks – Faux Batty (Robin Sydney), Rabbit (Sonny Carl Davis), Misty (Jessica Morris) and The Gingerweed Man – and together the troupe gets into all manner of smutty, skunky, surreal and sex-soaked misadventure, including an encounter with a pompadour-sporting porno puppet stud named “Hellvis”.

Can Vegas handle this gaggle of ganja-fied goons? Find out in EVIL BONG 777!”

Evil Bong 777 is premiering 4/20 on Hulu, Amazon Prime & Full Moon Streaming.

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‘Something in the Water’ Review – Shark Thriller Swims into Familiar Waters

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New shark movies these days often come with an overwhelming, not to mention frustrating sense of déjà vu. That’s largely because filmmakers have resigned themselves to rehashing the same ideas, over and over again. Something in the Water treads familiar waters, seeing as the characters here also find their vacation in ruins once they leave the beach. To be fair, this movie starts out differently than most others made in recent years; the main character is dealt a rather unfortunate card long before stepping into shark-infested waters. However, nothing that follows ever quite feels as scary or effective.

Something in the Water does what a lot of modern genre movies do now: they preface trauma with more trauma. A deadly shark encounter should be traumatic all on its own, but director Hayley Easton Street and writer Cat Clarke don’t think that’s enough for Meg (Hiftu Quasem) to endure in one lifetime. A year before the present-day story, the main character barely survived a vicious street attack after she and her then-partner, Lizzie (Lauren Lyle), crossed paths with a gang of homophobes. This moment, while coming across as a bit forced into the story, is damn brutal. 

Fast forward and Meg is on her way to a coastal wedding — not her own, though, because she and Lizzie have since split up. The latter felt responsible for the incident; somehow she didn’t expect these strangers to react so violently to hers and Meg’s PDA. Of course, it didn’t help how Lizzie aggravated Meg’s attackers rather than just walk away. So it should come as no surprise how the wedding poses a challenge for Meg. Not only must she go out in public, but now she’s forced to find closure with her ex. Lizzie is in attendance as well, and because the wedding’s bride can’t stand the awkwardness, the former couple is left on an island to talk things out. Which brings the movie to its shark element. 

Die-hard shark-horror connoisseurs will be happy to learn Something in the Water takes itself seriously. Very much so. And beyond the usual illogical behavior assigned to these creatures on screen, the sharks don’t act especially silly. The fish would even be fearsome if they actually had more to do in the movie than be the means to an end.

Those looking forward to pure sharksploitation will be disappointed; the sharks are used sparingly once they finally factor into the story. That underutilization, at the very least, helps limit the use of unsightly VFX (yet the movie isn’t completely devoid of it, either). If anything, though, it’s Meg who’s being exploited here. From that horrendous display of gay-bashing shown early on to then having to witness her friends succumb to either sharks or the sea, Meg suffers an undue amount of physical and emotional pain. The apparent objective is to show humans’ capacity to withstand the worst that life has to offer, but it would be remiss to ignore how awkwardly Something in the Water handles that message.

Something in the Water will show in select theaters and hit Digital May 3.

2 skulls out of 5

Something in the Water

Image: ‘Something in the Water’ poster courtesy of Samuel Goldwyn Films and StudioCanal.

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